Direct Messages - deleted_user

Niko 2/8/2023 6:13 PM

NIKOOOOOOOOOOO

6:13 PM

DO YOU HAVE SHAL FRIENDED??

MHM MHM

GOOD

6:14 PM

BOTH OF US SIT ON INVIS FOREVER

6:14 PM

SO YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHEN WERE ONLINE

6:14 PM

I AM GOING TO DISAPPEAR NOE

6:15 PM

NOW

6:15 PM

SO SORRY

OKAY YOURE FINE BYE BYE

NIKOOOO IM BACKKKKKK I WAS FEELING SHITTY SO I GET A PASS

WOOOO BEING SICK USED TO YOUR ADVANTAGE

POGGIES

BUT LIKE ALSO GET BETTER

NO

6:24 PM

I DONT WANNA

DO IT ANYWAY FUCKER

Nuggggggg you’re so cool btw

no actually

Hmm I think you are

I think you're wrong

I don’t

(I am the right one)

9:40 AM

hmmmmmmmm L perhaps

Shit you can just say you’re right and be right? I’ve been missing out

OKAY BUT NUG I HAVE DC

12:15 PM

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS ARE IN DC

12:16 PM

(In response to you calling Shals state cooler)

shals state is still cooler

Noooo how

they have mountains

I HAVE MOUNTAINS

12:18 PM

AND DC

they have national parks

12:18 PM

oop disappearing adios king o7

they are fucking landlocked nug imagine being landlocked

12:18 PM

Ah

12:18 PM

Fuck bye

Nikooooooo where the FUCK is shal

Idk they normally aren’t active till like 2 on Sundays

oh sleep in yeah forgot

Sleeping in is overrated when I could go to sleep at 8:30 and wake up at 3

I do nearly the exact opposite

12:12 PM

except usually later for the 8:30

12:13 PM

or an hour earlier for the 3

See I do things during the day

LLLLL

12:14 PM

imagine

No see w bc it mean I have irl friends

IMAGINE

12:14 PM

I don't lmao

Correction I have one irl friend but he’s like all I need so

oh so based

12:15 PM

I have like one as well

See I also do other cool things during the day like Um build race cars I do that sometimes

12:16 PM

I race them too

poggies

Mhm mhm doing things is a w

well then I guess I'm an L then

Fuck

12:17 PM

No

12:17 PM

That’s not what I meant

12:17 PM

You’re a w

fshdhhdhdjsakjfjfjsjn

Niko

You’re a w

no but go off

12:18 PM

that sounded super aggressive I'm sorry

Deleted User

well then I guess I'm an L then

This feels intentional I have been targeted/lhj

Lmao

Oh oh oh also remember when you said you never miss people hmmm would you say you miss shal cause it sounded like you did ngl

no I just had something funny to tell them and also I had to admit to them that I have social anxiety because I see exactly what they're saying

Hmmm okay

12:21 PM

Also you do have social anxiety

I know I know

Good good

12:21 PM

You also miss shal but that’s an issue for another day

hmmm I literally don't

Hmmmm okay

12:24 PM

Not missing ppl can be an autism trait btw

you fuck

12:24 PM

you fucking fuck

I’ve cornered you

you fucking fucker fuck

12:24 PM

fuck you, you fucking fucker fuck

12:25 PM

I think I have upset the nug

2/3 of that sentence contains fuck

Mhm mhm your use of profanities is outrageous

all of the words contain the letter U

Niko

Mhm mhm your use of profanities is outrageous

damn

Mhm would you say you are focusing on the details of your sentence and not the big picture

Deleted User

damn

I’m using my fancy words

Niko

Mhm would you say you are focusing on the details of your sentence and not the big picture

hmmmmmmmm no?

So the percentage of words with the letter u was your initial point?

no

So it was a detail

also not a percentage bitch

You call me mean words:(/j

and i would do it again

Why are you so meannnnnnn

hello!! shal arrived

Ik Ik

1:41 PM

It’s awesome isn’t it

real

I’d be better if they weren’t trying to convince me I have chronic pain/lhj

oh you totally do tbh

Okay wait how do you know that nug chicken nug

you literally say you're in pain on your priv all of the time

Okay well it doesn’t count cause it’s not that bad

bullshit tbh

How so

idk

Hm

1:51 PM

I think that shal could say I had any disorder ever and you’d go “yeah that tracks”

lmfao

You literally already do lol

1:53 PM

“Smol ocd bean” energy

Lmao

nikoooooooooooo the gremlin is trying to sleep on my floor

The gremlin being a pet or your sibling?

sibling

They sleep on your floor mine kick my off of my bed and sleep there lmao

lmao

4:46 PM

i offered him the bed

4:46 PM

he declined

He’s based ngl sometimes the floor hits different

so true

Anyway I don’t know how to help you with the gremlin infestation but I wish you luck

lmao thanks

niko are you up

Sorry

Are you okay

5:47 AM

No shit your up yet that was a stupid question

Niko

Are you okay

yes I am fine

That is good very good

5:53 AM

Sorry

do not be

I always am it’s a perpetual state

5:58 AM

I’m glad you’re alright though

nikooooooooo my fucking k n e e s are in p a i n

Nooooo i hope you feel better

You’re old now

why am I old???

Bc you think I’m smart

that does not make me old

It does it does bc only old people tell me that

well I think you’re smart and I am literally a child

Hm okay

8:38 PM

A rare specimen

8:39 PM

You can be child I accept

it’s occurred to me that neither you nor shal can age reveal to me without the other’s permission because you have given me your relative ages

Niko

You can be child I accept

poggies

Yeah lol

8:40 PM

They are one year older then me

8:42 PM

Nuggggg shal is telling me to stop being ableist to myself they won’t let prove points

I can’t help or take sides if you don’t say what you sent lmao

Fineeeee

8:48 PM

they’re right in this sense king

Nooooooo

niko why do you think I have autism

Hm mainly just vibes

well shal said that vibes are bs

Hm

3:50 PM

Idk then

who is the older twin, wil or techno

I like to say that they don’t know but they argue about it

6:08 PM

But if I had to give an answer techno

BASED

wait is the silly little thing where I can match the energy of a room depending on the people in it masking?

Yeah

...oh

Mhm mhm

7:53 AM

So is like having different personalities for different friends

Deleted User started a call that lasted 0 minutes 2/24/2023 7:54 AM

AAAAAA

7:54 AM

FUCK

Dummy/aff

SORRT

It’s okay lol

IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN AT SOME POINT

Fair

Niko

So is like having different personalities for different friends

(as I was saying) ...well I guess I mask then good to know

Mhm mhm

7:56 AM

You definitely mask

woo!!

Woo!

where the FUCK is shal shalceeo

NUGGGGGGG

5:12 PM

i miss shal

i do too but like actually not because i am not clingy

You are clingy

5:17 PM

Nugggggg

what

5:23 PM

(i am not clingy)

Deleted User

what

also sorry if i seem like angry or pissed off when i say this, i'm just shit at responding to things lmfao

WHY ARENT MY DISCORD NOTFIS WORKINGGGGGH

based

Bruh when I randomly deleted discord for 5 days then reinstalled it I didn’t turn notifs back on

o7

I fixed it

pog

Anyway you are clingy

why (edited)

You miss people when they are gone for not very long

i don't miss people you see also it is very long

It’s less then a day

yeah

5:35 PM

but like

5:35 PM

the last time they sent me a message (edited)

5:35 PM

was like

5:36 PM

uhh

5:36 PM

18h ago i think

5:36 PM

nearly 19

Mhm that is the last time they were active

that is so long

It is kinda long

super long

5:38 PM

very long

5:38 PM

horrendously long

Yeah kinda

5:38 PM

Sounds like you miss them

no

5:39 PM

i don't miss them

5:39 PM

i miss people but not them

Hm

see, beating the clingy allegations and the autism ones (edited)

See I’d like to deny being clingy

5:42 PM

Fuck it im not clingy

based

Wow didn’t think that would be that easy

5:43 PM

Yes very based

pog

5:43 PM

WAIT

5:43 PM

I HAVE A TRIO NAME

5:43 PM

DENIALTRIO

5:43 PM

WE ARE ALL IN DENIAL

IM NOT IN DENIAL

YOU ARE IN HEAVY DENIAL ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS

IM LITERALLY NOT LIST THEM

autism

5:44 PM

adhd

5:44 PM

clinginess (edited)

That’s only 3 things l

it's still a list

L im allistic and not clingy

bull fucking shit

5:46 PM

i do not care enough to get into an argument

5:47 PM

i have homework to do

Yuck

real

Your being defended by someone who doesn’t know you lmao

WOO!!

5:49 PM

tell them that they are so cool and poggies

5:49 PM

also you admitted to denying you fool

Im literally so allistic now go do your homework

no i have to bring the goats and dog in

5:50 PM

and then eat dinner probably

Okay well bring your goats in of whatever

what is your opinion of Dwayne the rock Johnson

Neutral?

bruh

I know like nothing about him

I scroll his Instagram sometimes

5:53 PM

when I have nothing to do

Why?

I am bored

5:53 PM

obvious conclusion

5:54 PM

scroll the rock’s Instagram feed

Okayyyy?

:D

I don’t use Instagram it’s weird

i only use it for dwayne-ing

Your so confusing

you're*

6:04 PM

also hell yeah

Why do you hate dyslexic people :[/bit

hmmmmm why not /bit

Bc you’re not allowed to hate me

i would never hate you

I just went on Instagram I regret it

6:07 PM

Also :]

6:08 PM

Everytime I go on Instagram I am painstakingly reminded of when I had a Norris nuts edit account

wtf is norris nuts

Family vloggers

ew

I lose sleep over this

imagine only using the set of pronouns you were assigned at birth

I was in a lot of denial

same king i still am

This is so real

woo napduo and denial are linked!!

Mhm

6:15 PM

The Instagram account before that was a horse girl account so

o7

6:17 PM

hyperfixati-gunshots

And not just like takes riding lessons horse girl like bad horse girl lmao I’d like to say I have improved

6:19 PM

NO

o7

I’ll die before I admit that I had a horse hyperfixation I won’t do it

i am 90% sure i have been hyperfixated on minecraft since i got it

6:21 PM

i might be leaving the hyperfixation and that's scary bc aaaaa what's next

Same I’ve been obsessed with mc since I was like 7 and I don’t really like it that much anymore but like I still kinda do but I want to like it

i think mcyts helped sustain my hyperfixation

6:23 PM

also you literally just descibed me and my hyperfixation on minecraft lmfao

Deleted User

i think mcyts helped sustain my hyperfixation

See they started mine Ldshadowlady out here starting an interest that’s lasted like more then half my life

based

Im thinking about all my old phases now nug help

fun fact, i entered the mcyt fandom with a minor hermitcraft hyperfix (watched back s6 and all of s7 then lost it in s8)

See that’s the one side I’ve never been on I’ve never watched hermit craft

damn

6:29 PM

it's pretty good

Ikkkk i want to get into it but I feel like the fandom all know so much about it and there’s so much to know and I don’t like not knowing things

yeah

I was very crazy craft crew oriented for a long time and those are like the empires people now for the most part

yeah

6:33 PM

i'm gonna disappear to do homework if that's cool with you

Okayyyyyy bye

NIKO I JUST ATE MOLDY BEEF JERKY I NEED SUPERVISION AT ALL TIMES

YOU CONCERN ME SO VERY MUCH

GOOD

NO NOT GOOD

niko

1:42 PM

shal doesn't know what asdfmovie is

1:44 PM

i said, word for word, "jesus fucking christ you are a fucking baby, i might be the oldest atp if you don't know what asdf movie is"

Wtf is that

no

1:57 PM

no

1:57 PM

no

1:57 PM

no

1:57 PM

no

1:57 PM

you don't know what that is

1:57 PM

what

1:57 PM

jfjsjs

1:57 PM

Fjdejsndhhs

1:57 PM

I am crying /nsrs how do you not know what asdfmovie is

Let me look it up rq

2:02 PM

Yeah no

2:02 PM

Idk what that is

:(

2:05 PM

I have dino nuggies though so I'm fine

Nooooo

2:06 PM

I am in band class we are playing Taylor swift

POG

2:06 PM

I know all of the words to blank space

WE ARE PLAYING BLANK SPACE WOOO

POG

2:08 PM

PLAY THE TECHNO VERSION

2:08 PM

getting bored of walls 2

Lol

I should find a new minigsme

2:08 PM

October 2013 saw the game and I'm like

2:10 PM

oh my God, the fuck is thos

2:10 PM

so many op kitd

2:10 PM

that's all I know

Ah okay well Ty for that nug

:D

Just so we’re all on the same page btw /lh /hj

proof?

No we’re just saying you’re not allowed to be 16

oh

2:15 PM

lmao

Not that you aren’t

hmmm

2:15 PM

interesting

2:15 PM

very very interesting

2:16 PM

I think all I've said is that I'm a child and not 17

2:16 PM

so your current range is like 13-16 ig?

Yeah

2:16 PM

Mhm

2:17 PM

You have to be 15 or younger you’re not allowed to be older than that

2:17 PM

I’ve decided

why

I think it’s very possible that I am the youngest but idk

shal says I'm old as shit isn't that old as shit

Bc you’d be too old

Niko

I think it’s very possible that I am the youngest but idk

well idk there's a pretty 50/50 chance

2:19 PM

because you have a 13-16 age range afaik

2:20 PM

so that's a coin flip chance that you're the youngest

You seem older than me sometimes

2:21 PM

But not all the time

I have been told that I seem 15 a lot

2:21 PM

that seems to be the consensus, that I seem 15 mostly

This feels like ppl calling you younger

wdym

I can’t imagine ppl calling you@older than you are

it’s so funny knowing my own age and watching you two try to figure it out tbh

Real

2:24 PM

Shal guessed my age first go it was not as fun

2:24 PM

I said “I think I’m younger than you think I am” and after that they guessed it right

LMAO

2:25 PM

you know only 4 or 5 people know my age

2:26 PM

non-irls I mean

Only shal and Toby know mine

damn

2:27 PM

you’re giving 15 tbh

Hmm

2:28 PM

Okay

“Hmm, Okay” thanks Niko very cool

That puts shal at 16

oh

Yeah

no then you’re 14

Hmm

2:30 PM

Maybe

hmmmm

2:33 PM

interesting

Hmmmm

2:33 PM

Ik ik

hmmmm

2:34 PM

I want to be the youngest but I’m scared that I’m not lmao

LMAO

Mhm

very very interesting

2:36 PM

btw I have narrowed down your age to two possible ages and also by that logic narrowed shals down the same way

Mhm

2:38 PM

The fact that you are considering the possibility that I am the other age is silly to me

JUST TELL ME YOUR AGE YOU CUNT

14 lol

damn I was right

2:42 PM

did you get shal’s permission because that makes them 15

2:42 PM

and the oldest

2:42 PM

WOO!!

2:43 PM

also I’m 13

2:43 PM

so

2:43 PM

L

CHILD

2:43 PM

FUCKING CHILDDDDD

WTF

CHILD

I AM A CHILD YEAH

2:44 PM

SO ARE YOU

SMALL CHILD

NO

2:44 PM

I AM 5’8

2:44 PM

I AM BIG

JESÚS YOUR SO FUCKING TALL FOR YOUR AGE WTFFF

JESÚS??

SHUT UP

2:45 PM

GO AWAY/nsrs

also you’re cool to tell shal my age idc

Baby

2:47 PM

Tiny

2:47 PM

Child

I LITERALLY AM TALLER THAN YOU

I DONT FUCKING CAREEEEE

2:49 PM

Also shal can drive do with that info what you will

also btw I knew that shal was older than me before the battle even started lmao

Hm

2:51 PM

I didn’t

well

2:51 PM

by telling me shal’s age was plus one to yours

2:51 PM

I knew they were 14-17

2:51 PM

because you aren’t 12

2:51 PM

so I knew that I had one before they knew they lost

I died when I found out shal was older than me

2:54 PM

I have never been younger than any of my friends

2:54 PM

Or any children in my family ever

how you’re a literal baby

2:56 PM

question

2:56 PM

does shal know that you told me your age

No but we’ve talked about it before and their cool with it

oh oki

3:05 PM

also they’re*

Fuck you

Deleted User

how you’re a literal baby

Im not you are

no

Niko

Im not you are

I am 13 youre 14

3:06 PM

also I’m the eldest child

3:07 PM

but only irl

3:07 PM

online I’m always youngest (duh)

Yeah bc you’re baby

phones gonna die :/

Nooooo

Shal moment!!

Real

3:17 PM

You are shal

3:18 PM

Except baby

I RETURN

NUGGG

NIKOOOOOOO

3:34 PM

PHONE IS NO LONGER ON ITS DEATHBED

WOOOO

3:34 PM

I am home from school now

good job

3:35 PM

I am doing math homework

3:35 PM

or I am supposed to

Do your homework

I am instead playing hit game plants vs zombies 2

3:36 PM

how are you

Fine

3:36 PM

Hru

no idea if I had to be honest

Based that’s what I was going to say too but then I went with fien

3:38 PM

Fine

Lol

3:40 PM

brain is not function

3:40 PM

I made a pun by misspelling something earlier

3:40 PM

completely by accident

Oo fun

question can you run me over

3:41 PM

por favor

No

why????

Bc I like you

3:44 PM

/platonic

LLLLL

3:44 PM

imagine

Niko

/platonic

also given

Deleted User

also given

Yeah ik i just worry that even tho I obviously mean platonic other people won’t

Deleted User

imagine

Fuck youuuu

Niko

Yeah ik i just worry that even tho I obviously mean platonic other people won’t

yeah i automatically assume it's /p unless told otherwise

Niko

Fuck youuuu

no fuck youuuuuuuuuu

Deleted User

yeah i automatically assume it's /p unless told otherwise

Good to know

Deleted User

no fuck youuuuuuuuuu

See would you run me over with a car if I asked?

hmmm yeah probably

Hell yeah

3:49 PM

Anyway you can’t die that’d be sad

hmmmm

3:49 PM

why

Bc that’d be sad

why tho

Bc you’d be dead

and?

I’d miss you

hmmmm

3:53 PM

either why or L

3:53 PM

both

There doesn’t have to be some big crazy reason for it to be sad I would be sad bc I would miss you there is only one nug KingChickenNug and I would miss that nug KingChickenNug

what if i made a robot that simulated nug KingChickenNug

3:57 PM

it would be like me

3:57 PM

except less meat and more metal

It wouldn’t be the same

but what if it was a duplicate like a perfect one

Hm

3:59 PM

I’d still be sad

i have ended up having the same conversation with both you and shal

3:59 PM

how

Niko

I’d still be sad

imagine feeling emotions

4:00 PM

couldn't be me

I block everything else out

4:00 PM

There are like 3 people I’d care about if they died

4:00 PM

Actually like 5

hmmm L

Im sure there’s like someone you’d care about if they died

like 11 people i think

4:02 PM

or 7

4:02 PM

idk

That’s more than me why are you making fun of me

at the very least

Ig mine is 7 if you count my parents

oh yeah

4:03 PM

people irl exist too

4:03 PM

i forgot

4:03 PM

uhh

4:03 PM

um

4:04 PM

hmm

4:04 PM

like add 3 more

It’s okay lol 2/5 of the ppl are online mine are

4:04 PM

Im reluctantly adding my parents

lmao

I like have to care about them so

i mean

4:05 PM

no

4:05 PM

not entirely

I mean I have to love them

no

4:06 PM

you do not

I have minimal reason not to

well

4:07 PM

that doesn't mean you have to

I can’t just not love them for no reason

4:07 PM

That’s silly

hmmm

4:08 PM

everything is silly if you try hard enough niko

I SAID IT FIRSTTTTT

and?

4:08 PM

it applies here

Also my parents are silly I don’t think I have ever told anyone about my dad without calling him silly at least 5 times

Nug?

yeah?

How are you?

i don't know in all honesty

That’s okay

12:56 PM

I just wanted to make sure you were okay

Nuggggggggg I ate pen ink

why

It wasn’t on purpose

3:19 PM

Ink doesn’t taste good if you’ve ever wondered

hmmmm

3:20 PM

i havent

Ive eaten pen ink like four times and it gets better each time tbh

t-t

See I have this little issue where I chew through my pens sometimes it’s silly

hello are you awake

11:41 PM

i wouldn't be surprised if the answer was yes

11:41 PM

(i am hoping it is a no)

I was in fact not awake

L tbh

I woke up an hour after you went to bed

damn

Unhealthy sleep schedules

yippee!!

8:45 AM

wait

8:45 AM

not yippee

8:45 AM

but I go to bed at 2 in the morning on the daily so

And I wake up at 3 in the morning daily

Lmao

8:49 AM

we should sleep better tbh

8:49 AM

but also hear me out: no

Based what if we didn’t sleep better

I already DONT

6:24 PM

wtf is my autocorrect

Okay well I should be good influence shouldn’t i umm sleep good

no

6:27 PM

you do not need to be

6:27 PM

I’m not listening to your tricks

I mean a good 80% of being a good influence is doing knowing you aren’t accomplishing anything

and you never will :3

I know

6:29 PM

Yk how many things I say knowing I might as well be talking at a wall lmao

shal gets worried that I might be affected by the things they say in a /neg fashion but what they don’t get is I don’t pay attention about ever and forget things so easily

We are actually talking about that at this very minute

the fact that I don’t pay attention?

6:34 PM

or something else

No the fact that shal thinks they’re hurting us by talking about neg things when they’re not

EXACTLY

6:35 PM

just this image (the word covered is fall btw)

6:37 PM

why do I always come off so aggressive I hate that

Shal ever so briefly alludes to the fact that not everything is perfect and thinks they broke everything which is in fact not the case bc I could have told you that at the fact that they are 15 and a daily twitter user

yeah

6:39 PM

and then they got confused when I think not everything is fine

Sbjdjeejhavejd i want them to feel better about things

Deleted User

and then they got confused when I think not everything is fine

the fucking tense is off here but idc enough to fix it

It’s fine lol

lmao

Niko

Sbjdjeejhavejd i want them to feel better about things

real

Mhm like wdym I Niko starrybooz cannot single-handedly fix every issue ever that’s homophobic

6:43 PM

/j but also like /hj

more like "wdym us napduo cannot double-handedly fix every issue ever that's homophobic"

You say that like your issues aren’t on the fix it list

hmmm what issues

6:45 PM

i have none

6:45 PM

nope

6:45 PM

never

I don’t think this is true

wow what tipped you off /lhj

slowly backs into corner

6:47 PM

I got silly

okay if i ignore everyone else's problems then will they ignore mine

Um can’t speak for everyone else but I won’t

bruh

6:48 PM

why

Idk

6:49 PM

It’s the right thing to do?

doesn't mean you should do it tho

Treat everyone the way you want to be treated blah blah blah?

well that's bullshit because people don't follow that

I do

if you're an ass, people are going to be an ass back, but if you're not an ass that could result in people not being asses to you or them still being asses, for example

Yeah Ik but i think it’s important

eh

6:54 PM

if you say so

See that’s probably the issue bc when people treat me like an ass I just let them

yeah

It’s easier

honestly i would punch them in the nose if i was you

You don’t even know what they do

but also i am an amab 5'8 person so

Niko

You don’t even know what they do

if you're going to be an ass to me, i'm going to punch you in the nose, simple

See I can’t do that bc my parents would be dead by now so

what

If I punched everyone who was an ass to me if probably be dead actually

damn

6:58 PM

uhhh

Mhm

i will punch people for you

No

why?

Bc

because why (edited)

You can punch some people who are asses to me not all of them

if i have no relations to you and i go to punch people for you then you'll be fine and i can take a decent amount of people in a fight

Niko

You can punch some people who are asses to me not all of them

which ones can't i punch

Do my parents count? Bc them and some people at school bc they are asses but they are my friends

7:02 PM

Go punch all the 6th grade trombone players

okay bet

7:02 PM

those guys are like four

7:02 PM

i can take them

REALLL

i can take at least three

7:02 PM

at once

7:02 PM

i carry heavy bags of feed i would oneshot those babies

There is one at my school who we call chicken little and you should get him first

7:03 PM

You’re actually fucking terrifying

me?

Yes

dude i'm just a silly little asshole who likes the funky guys in media

I don’t know any amab who’s taller than me who would hesitate to kill me if I messed something up

7:05 PM

Except one

Deleted User

dude i'm just a silly little asshole who likes the funky guys in media

(c!slimecicle, c!quackity, and basil are like my comfort characters) (edited)

Niko

I don’t know any amab who’s taller than me who would hesitate to kill me if I messed something up

i wouldn't kill you at all that makes no sense

See I used to get kickballs thrown at me when I messed up in gym class so now I’m just scared of everything

what.

Is that not the common experience

come over here i will hide you in the basement it's better than over there jesus fuck

Niko

Is that not the common experience

no.

They gave me a concussion once

what????

Somebody intentionally threw a basketball at my head and gave me a concussion

wtf

But it’s okay bc I sucked it up and said I didn’t need to go to the nurse

okay

7:11 PM

based

7:11 PM

but why

7:12 PM

what the fuck

I hate the school nurse

what happened

I have actually never been to the nurse at my current school and I’ve been there for 3 years

damn

It’s scary

Deleted User

what happened

I went to the nurse in like kindergarten and she interrogated me and I never went again

why

7:13 PM

wtf

Bc I broke my arm really weird and she thought my parents did it so she asked me a bunch of questions and it was scary

oh

7:14 PM

based nurse

7:14 PM

but that's a kindergartener

WHY HOW IS SHE BASEDD

also

7:15 PM

that's what theyre trained to do i think

Yeahhhh but she called my parents and told them and they got really mad so

damn

Niko

Do my parents count? Bc them and some people at school bc they are asses but they are my friends

i will be punching your parents idec

Why

because they get pissed at you for things out of your control

They didn’t do it btw she just called bc they didn’t take me to the hospital immediately

amongst other things

Well I got them in trouble

no you didn't

7:18 PM

they got themselves in trouble

7:18 PM

because of you

7:18 PM

that's not your fault

7:19 PM

that's theirs

They literally didn’t do anything

exactly

WELL THEY DID THE NEXT DAYYYY

your parents are dumb imo

They are dumb but fine

no

7:20 PM

they are dumb but assholes

No they just wanted to make sure it was actually broken first

Niko

Yeahhhh but she called my parents and told them and they got really mad so

^^

7:21 PM

read the last part

Okay but they’re alway mad

7:22 PM

Always

7:22 PM

They are nice

that is bull imo

Shhhhhh if I say it enough I’ll believe it

no

7:23 PM

that's not how that works

Nooo bc I’m in my not liking my parents arc and I need to be over that

imagine

7:24 PM

i'm not

Okay well I told someone with good parents a lot about my parents and now here we are so

7:26 PM

Sorry

are you referring to me (i don't want to pull a shameful shal)

No bc your parents are still a little iffy I told Tommy like a lot a lot and they genuinely told me to call cps lol

oh

7:27 PM

you should

See that’d be bad

Niko

No bc your parents are still a little iffy I told Tommy like a lot a lot and they genuinely told me to call cps lol

you know nothing about my parents i never talk about them

Niko

See that’d be bad

yeah but also call them

Youre 13 years old and have twitter your parents must not be that great

my parents are fine they just don't monitor the internet

7:29 PM

(also i got twitter like less than a week after my 13th bday fun fact)

Deleted User

yeah but also call them

They don’t careee

7:29 PM

Ooo nug lore

ye

7:29 PM

s

7:29 PM

i have a bit of lore

My lore is just trauma dumping and that is bad

yeah

Umm fun lore

7:30 PM

What is my fun lore

7:31 PM

My brother was in a tv show

wow

7:31 PM

i have no lore tbh

Sameee

7:31 PM

OH

7:31 PM

my uncle has over 100k on YouTube

7:32 PM

That’s some lore

damn

7:33 PM

uhhh

7:33 PM

i have no lore

7:33 PM

i am just

7:33 PM

nug

Look at my lore

any lore that i have i either do not want to share or do not remember

Niko

Look at my lore

damn

Deleted User

any lore that i have i either do not want to share or do not remember

Valid

7:34 PM

Um i think I’m out of lore

7:35 PM

I just thought of one and it’s funny but kinda bad

7:35 PM

Um

damn

Hm

7:35 PM

I will figure out more lore I got this

i won't

Um

7:36 PM

Nvm I won’t I have to disappear for a sec

oh

7:36 PM

damn

My presence has been requested by elders

damn

7:36 PM

L tbh

Im back we just had a really nice conversation about how birds aren’t real

...what?

We talked about how birds aren’t real

why?

8:32 PM

they are?

8:32 PM

is that like a pigeons are robots type thing?

Yes yes so based birds are real

8:32 PM

Mhm mhm they say birds are drones

i mean you're talking to one rn

Niko

Mhm mhm they say birds are drones

of course

Reallllll

because the government wants to spy on us because _ (edited)

Idk they probably think it’s bc of vaccines

8:34 PM

They think vaccines cause autism

of course they do

But also that only amabs can have autism

that is

8:35 PM

wrong

8:35 PM

priven

8:35 PM

i know an afab with autism (edited)

Wowwww

8:36 PM

Crazy

8:36 PM

I didn’t know those were real/j

lmao

8:37 PM

they're you

Fuck

8:37 PM

Nvm

8:37 PM

They aren’t real/j

LMAO

I am so allistic (everyday I believe this less)

i am so allistic (every day i believe this more)

Okay but you have like the same autism traits as me

no

What is one autism trait I have that you don’t

all of them

Name a specific one

except for the ones that can be explained bc of adhd

Niko

Name a specific one

all

“Im so allistic” you literally got 160 on the raads silly

yes but max is 240

8:43 PM

i'm 80 off (edited)

8:43 PM

and in denial

8:43 PM

because i'm not ready for any more change

Thats- nug

8:44 PM

Nug thats an autism trait

no

Deleted User

because i'm not ready for any more change

Also based this is why I will probably never get diagnosed with anything

no

8:45 PM

it is adhd

Okay understood

8:46 PM

But also….

also?

Nvmmmmm

8:47 PM

I think if I gave you and shal a list of diagnoses you two would truth me with at least half of them

you literally truthed yourself

Niko

Also based this is why I will probably never get diagnosed with anything

right here

Niko

Nug thats an autism trait

and here

With autism not with everything else

i'm eepy

Same

we should eep

8:51 PM

(should not will) (edited)

You should eep

i should

8:52 PM

but i'm not gonna

Also we’re rubbing off on you you never say eep or eepy

8:52 PM

Mmm you really should

i should

8:52 PM

but will i? no

Niko

Also we’re rubbing off on you you never say eep or eepy

i do but with other people (hehe haha masking i think)

I’ll probably fall asleep relatively soon but wake up at three

i act and talk differently depending on who i'm with

Sameeeee

masking!!

I have to stop myself from hmmmming at not twitter people

based

I also say ok off twitter and okay on it it’s silly

i say okay on everything

8:56 PM

because it makes egg uncomfortable if i use ok instead

I never said okay until egg yelled at me for it and now I do

so i'm using that instead

Niko

I never said okay until egg yelled at me for it and now I do

LMAO

We’re so based

Deleted User

masking!!

Also no

i literally described masking

You do

8:58 PM

I don’t

9:00 PM

Nugggggg my headphones aren’t workingggggggg

L tbh

I let my brother use them probably why lmao

are you the eldest

Yeah

pog

9:02 PM

same

9:03 PM

how many siblings

2

same!!

9:03 PM

how old

8 and 6

damn

9:03 PM

i have 10 and 3

They are my sillies

9:04 PM

But they are annoying as hell

9:04 PM

But my sillies

real

9:04 PM

i want to kill them (/j) but i would kill if something happened to them

Real real real real real

9:05 PM

They grab my arms and hang on them

wow

They also wrap themselves around my legs and make me walk with them

damn

9:09 PM

mine want to kill each other

Ha mine are cute as shit

so i have to step in

They fight over sleeping on the bean bag chair in my room that’s it basically

damn

Occasionally they fight over that date

9:10 PM

And how old I am

9:11 PM

They are convinced I am 13 and I lie to them about my age

LMAO

9:11 PM

h o w

They truly believe that everyone has this big elaborate plan to convince specifically them that I am a year younger than I am

damn

And this started bc the middle one forgot how months worked and forgot my birthday was earlier in the year than his

LMAO

He has argued me on the date before going as far as to say that my phone was wrong about the date

i'm willing to bet that either of them are more mature than the 10 y/o tbh

See I think the 6 year old might be 8 year old no

what

8 year old likes to run out in the street when I walk them to the store so he can tell our dad that I almost got him hit with a car

9:17 PM

He also once yelled stranger danger when I was playing tag with him in a crowded park

bruh

He’s really sweet sometimes tho

9:19 PM

He told my dad I had TikTok that was fun

what did he say

He took my phone and looked through it which lead to probably the most interesting argument I’ve ever had which was convincing him I was faking being trans for attention

...what?

9:21 PM

WAIT

9:21 PM

HE LOOKED THROUGH UT??

9:21 PM

DID HE SEE TWT OR DISC??

I don’t have the twt app I had my discord on my irl discord which is fine

oh

9:22 PM

good

We just have to be glad he didn’t scroll the TikTok bc uhm that would have been badddd

what would be there

Bad stuff about him lol

oh

9:24 PM

my

9:24 PM

goodness

9:24 PM

for lack of a better term

He calls me Niko sometimes as a joke now which is really really strange

oh

9:25 PM

ew

I got everyone to call me a whole new irl name bc I don’t like my legal name specifically bc only he calls me it and now he calls me the name I like when he’s being transphobic lol

LMAO

It’s funny bc I go by a more fem name irl than my actual legal name

9:28 PM

My legal name is actually usually a masc name

damn

9:28 PM

i could guess but idc enough

9:28 PM

i hate my irl name tbh it is quite shit

9:28 PM

but if you call me a nickname off of it i will kill you and then myself /hj

Deleted User

i could guess but idc enough

I might tell you for the sillies tbh

Deleted User

i hate my irl name tbh it is quite shit

Based

Niko

I might tell you for the sillies tbh

My legal name is a trans stereotype name which is ironic

LMAO

9:31 PM

ftm or mtf

Ftm

lmfao

It’s Elliot lol

damn

9:32 PM

that is a masc name no

9:32 PM

my name is literally blander than british food

Yes indeed it is

i gave that hint and someone got it in 8

I choose to believe that your legal name is Dylan I decided this awhile ago

you are close

9:33 PM

the D is correct

9:33 PM

all i'm giving you

Daniel

if you can guess it in less than 8 then i will tell you

Niko

Daniel

no

9:34 PM

i am on a call with a guy named daniel funnily enough

David (please no)

...

9:34 PM

why?

9:34 PM

why please no

It’s not a good band

9:34 PM

Name

9:35 PM

It’s a bad name

why

9:35 PM

and i know

9:35 PM

it is mine

9:35 PM

and it is shit

Mfnfnfjfjfjfydhffj

9:35 PM

Your name sucks

why

It is my uncles name

i know

9:35 PM

oh

9:35 PM

the 100k yt one

9:35 PM

or a different

No

9:36 PM

Twins with that one

is he shit

It is also my great uncles name it is a family name

oh

9:36 PM

same

Deleted User

is he shit

Yup

my fathers name is the same

9:36 PM

and his father

9:36 PM

and his father

9:37 PM

and his father

i hate that

yeah

9:37 PM

i hate it too

That is why you are nug

9:37 PM

Just nug

of course

9:37 PM

i am

9:37 PM

always

9:37 PM

nug

It is a much better name

nug > my irl name

Real

9:38 PM

Idm my name too much it’s just unfitting

i hate it with a passion

Mine or yours bc yours valid that is why you are nug we’ve discussed this

mine

9:40 PM

yours is just niko for me tbh

Also my legal name was given to me bc it is a Christian name which is also ironic

9:41 PM

My name is very ironic that’s all it is

my name is

9:41 PM

bible

9:41 PM

Deleted User

yours is just niko for me tbh

Based I refer to myself as Niko in my head now lol

i do the same with nug

Yuckkkkk mine means “the lord is my god”

i think mine is beloved

9:43 PM

yes

9:43 PM

it comes from hebrew

Religious names are silly so is religion tbh

i do not like it imo

Basedddd

9:44 PM

I failed at being religious twice with two different religions

i decided that i do not believe in god but only once

I believe in god 1/2

9:45 PM

Actually like 1/4

my dad is an atheist and my mom told me a story about him going from christian to atheist which inadvertently assisted my atheism

Fjfjjrj my mom is catholic and my dad is Jewish and I am confused yippee

my mom is a christian (she knows i don't believe in god) and my grandma is like very christian (she does not)

This made me look up if Passover and Easter overlap this year and they do rip me lol

oh

9:48 PM

damn

Deleted User

my mom is a christian (she knows i don't believe in god) and my grandma is like very christian (she does not)

Religious grandparents/neg

Deleted User

damn

This means that I cannot have Easter candy on Easter

Niko

Religious grandparents/neg

she is fine ig she keeps trying to shove it in my face though

My great grandmother used to be like that now she doesn’t really talk to us

the only surviving great-grandmother i have is in a nursing home i think

I have one she asks for my measurements and is racist and that’s just about it

oh

9:52 PM

ew

9:52 PM

kill her

Realllll

9:53 PM

She doesn’t like me at all lol

9:53 PM

She tells me to move out of pictures with my cousins so she can have ones of just them

oh

9:54 PM

kill her

I would but

9:54 PM

No buts actually I would

9:55 PM

She gets me socks sometimes

and?

9:55 PM

those are like

9:56 PM

two dollars

No and

9:56 PM

That’s what she get me when she gives my cousins dresses

oh

9:56 PM

damn

Which like I don’t want dresses but

i would love a dress tbh

9:57 PM

i would wear the hell out of a dress

Have all of mine

9:57 PM

I don’t fucking want them

i would look good

9:58 PM

you're small

9:58 PM

i can't wear dresses made for 5'6 afabs

9:58 PM

i need bigger shit

I mean yeah ig they would need to be longer

i wear adults large clothing niko

9:59 PM

i am massive

Deleted User

i wear adults large clothing niko

Same but womens so

damn

I am not small nug KingChickenNug

hmmm

10:01 PM

true

I wear my dads clothes sometimes

10:03 PM

And my moms clothes a lot bc she is convinced we wear the same size

fun fact my shoe size is the same as my age

God damn

10:03 PM

Those are big ass shoes

10:04 PM

I wear like 8 and a half’s

damn

10:04 PM

yeah

10:04 PM

my feet are too big

They are silly that’s okay

yes

I have an irl who is your height and he kinda reminds me of you

damn

10:06 PM

i seem to be like most that i meet

A lot actually now that I am thinking about it

Deleted User

i seem to be like most that i meet

Masking

Niko

Masking

no

10:07 PM

like

10:07 PM

i am similar

10:07 PM

to people

Hm well some people yeah

10:09 PM

You are both sillies tbh

damn

10:09 PM

you on the left i'd assume

Mhm

10:10 PM

Wait

10:10 PM

Which way Is left idk I’m the one that’s blurred lol

ah

10:10 PM

WAIT

10:10 PM

I SAID LEFT

10:11 PM

GOD DAMN IT

10:11 PM

I MEANT RIGHT

10:11 PM

I AM SO DUMB FJFGHGHGJ

Yeah yeah yeah I got confused lmao

10:12 PM

Fun fact I am basically asleep in that photo

damn

I was being silly

silly

10:14 PM

you are

10:14 PM

silly

So are you

you are

10:14 PM

more

10:14 PM

what color is your hair

10:14 PM

i can't tell

Brown

damn

10:15 PM

mine is so dark it looks black

10:15 PM

but is really brown

I want to see mine but I’m not allowed

see what

Wait

10:15 PM

Dye

LMAO

How did that happen

10:16 PM

I want to dye mine but I’m not allowed

i am B)

10:16 PM

why aren't you allowed

My brother issssss

10:16 PM

Idk

10:16 PM

The 8 year old can but not me

wtf

10:17 PM

bs

Wait wait wait let me find a pic where you can’t see his face bc he has the worst bleach blonde hair ever

damn

10:19 PM

I love him but no

that looks so fake

Bc it is

10:19 PM

It used to be blue that was good

blue is pog

10:19 PM

did i show you gingernug yet

WHAT

you

10:20 PM

didn;t

10:20 PM

know?

NO

hold

10:21 PM

on

10:21 PM

lemme find pic

Im trying to find a good picture of my hair but they all look different

hell

FBHDDHJDJDFJHFDH

10:23 PM

WHAT GOT YOU TO DO THAR

okay

10:23 PM

i wanted pink

10:23 PM

this was my ref

10:23 PM

(yes I showed this to my mom)

Okay that’s fair

and then

10:24 PM

my hair is so dark

10:24 PM

lemme find a non-face reveal pic

Omg i have a not horrible Picture if my hair

brown

Yep

10:26 PM

Boring

10:26 PM

And hard to take care of

lemme check now to make sure i haven't doxxed myself

10:27 PM

good idea

10:27 PM

think i'm good

Woooo

dark

I told shal my school the other day it was silly

oh

10:27 PM

damn

Have I shown you the stepmom article

good job

Niko

Have I shown you the stepmom article

quoi

Omg there’s an article written about how great my stepmom is

oh

damn

I like giving people random information that like doesn’t quite dox dox me but is silly

imagine

Nug i am bored and must inform someone so

what

10:34 PM

cool

10:34 PM

quoi

Am I being annoying l

no

10:35 PM

i am distracted

Based

wahoo

10:36 PM

how are you

Im watching the same podcast episode for the third time on loop

base

10:38 PM

d

It just ended again

damn

10:39 PM

are you gonna watch it again

Yep

10:41 PM

Just restarted it

pog

hru

Good good

10:53 PM

Arguing with Shals friends over their age

10:53 PM

Shals friends are scary

shal is old

Niko

Shals friends are scary

are they old too

Idk

10:54 PM

They are saying shal is old

they are right

I talked to Shals friends and got upset about it in Shals dms

10:57 PM

Not upset nervous but

hmmm

10:58 PM

No it’s okay it’s over it was a silly thing to be nervous over

no

A little

hmmm

11:00 PM

nope

I accidentally made shal feel bad for me that was not meant to happen

oh

11:03 PM

oops

Nodders I did not mean to do that

yeah

11:06 PM

ofc

That is why I was telling you

mhm

Anyway sorry

what

11:07 PM

no

11:07 PM

why

Nervous for no reason

11:08 PM

Complainy

no

11:08 PM

in your words, "you're allowed to complain"

Only you

11:09 PM

And shal

no

Well over little things no

so i should stop complaining?

No

but all of my problems are little things

You don’t complain over little things

11:11 PM

No theyre not

yeah but they are

11:11 PM

name me one of my problems that isn't little (edited)

Well I don’t know them bc you don’t talk about themmmm

11:12 PM

But your mental health isn’t little

eh

11:12 PM

kinda is

No

every 13 year old thinks they're depressed

11:12 PM

i just am aware enough to know that

11:12 PM

i get a bit sad sometimes

11:12 PM

so what?

No you have actual mental health issues it’s not just 13 year olds who@say it for fun

eh

11:13 PM

i don't

Also I could say the same thing

i don't feel like i do

Well I know that you do

hmm

11:14 PM

how?

Niko

Well I don’t know them bc you don’t talk about themmmm

if i don't talk about it

The way you talk about it

11:15 PM

Yk people who do things for attention usually want people to know about them

11:15 PM

Bc that’s kinda like the whole point

90% of my dms are me crying for attention

11:15 PM

what's your point?

Deleted User

90% of my dms are me crying for attention

Same

Deleted User

what's your point?

You need the attention

i kinda don't

I think you do

11:17 PM

Ngl

i've survived without attention for this long (on my own terms)

11:18 PM

what does it matter that i get it now

That’s why you need attention

i shouldn't be crying for attention

11:19 PM

if i have a lack of attention on purpose

You’re allowed to cry for attention

i shouldn't though

You should bc you need it

i don't need it

If all of this is attention seeking then you definitely need attention

no i'm only crying because i want it

11:23 PM

not because i need it

Then you should have it

11:23 PM

If you want it

nah

11:24 PM

just annoying

No

11:24 PM

I have never been annoyed by you

's just you though

11:25 PM

can't speak for anyone else

I mean fair but I doubt anyone else is

nah

11:28 PM

i've been pretty damn annoying

I’ll be real I’m too tired to argue with you but no you’re not

eh

11:29 PM

you haven't seen my on vc

Youre probably fun

no

11:29 PM

i am loud

11:29 PM

so loud

11:29 PM

and aggressive

11:29 PM

and a dick

11:30 PM

and annoying

Hmm probably not

11:30 PM

I just make noises

incredible argument right there

Niko

I just make noises

i say shit things to my friends

Deleted User

i say shit things to my friends

I doubt it

i am a different person in voice then i am in text niko

That doesn’t change your values

whatever you say

Real

11:33 PM

I’m too quiet on call I make it awkward

(you know when i say that i'm being sarcastic right /lh) (edited)

Oh

11:34 PM

Oops

Niko

I’m too quiet on call I make it awkward

i'm either too loud and annoying or too quiet and awkward

Niko

Oops

LMAO

Deleted User

LMAO

Listen I usually would have got that I am eepy

lmfao

Ableismmmm/j

of course

I’m very sleepy but I want shal to come back before I go to bed

Deleted User

i'm either too loud and annoying or too quiet and awkward

I either say nothing or say nothing but vocal stim at you

lmao

And then I apologize for vocal stimming so I say sorry ig that counts as something

t-t /neg

Why

no apologizing

11:39 PM

you bastard

It was a theoretical apology for being annoying

11:39 PM

It wasn’t even an actual apology

and?

11:40 PM

it would still happen

11:40 PM

and no apologizing

11:40 PM

you bastard

No it wouldn’t cause I would just be quiet

mhm /skeptical

If I do nothing I have no reason to apologize so I will be quiet see I win

ig

But I would probably end up vocal stimming at you anyway bc I do that a lot

11:44 PM

But I’m theory I will be quiet

hmm

11:44 PM

will you be sleeping or no

No

hmm

11:45 PM

you should

11:45 PM

but i can't stop you

11:45 PM

so

That was random please don’t say you can tell when im tired

11:46 PM

Bc shal can and it’s scary lmao

i mean

11:47 PM

you literally said

Niko

Listen I usually would have got that I am eepy

^^

Yeah but a while ago

i am blind

11:48 PM

that was 13m

Okay I got my shal goodnight so I could sleep now

lmao

It is routine i need my shal goodnight

night Niko

Probably not sleeping yet

I have been caught by my mother up at midnight

Ah L night

she was like “it’s almost midnight” and I said “I know” so I can’t use the I forgot excuse

Niko

Ah L night

No I will be fine and awake

11:50 PM

for a bit

Okay then

hello

My mom is asleep

11:50 PM

Hi

Niko

My mom is asleep

my mom should be asleep

11:51 PM

she goes to bed at like 8

Sameee nugs mom

either nom or mug (edited)

11:51 PM

idk which is worse

Mug

11:53 PM

Me when I get hurt and it hurts

damn

Ik i just need to not lay my head on my hand and it’s fine (I am doing that rn but it’s fine)

based

11:55 PM

I think

I mean if I am always in pain anyway does it realllly matter

based

Im just silly like that (not in a chronic pain way in a silly way)

no

12:00 AM

I am in pain constantly in a silly way because I run into things constantly

It’s not bad enough to be chronic pain so L

you are in pain constantly because you have chronic pain

Niko

It’s not bad enough to be chronic pain so L

news flash: THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS!?

12:00 AM

also you literally admitted to it at one point

Fuck did I

12:02 AM

Also it is bc I am fine like this

mhm

Reallll

12:05 AM

I don’t wanna go to the doctors anymore so

BASED

They make it worseeeee

12:10 AM

I am going to attempt to sleep only bc I have state testing tomorrow but let it be known I am not happy about it

good

12:12 AM

night Niko

See but I am scared

12:13 AM

Night nug

Remember when I was talking about how my brother is nice and sweet well he punched someone at school today

BASED

They were cheating at a game

6:05 PM

So he punched them

based

Ik ik

My dad punished my brother then went on a rant about how much he hates physically disabled people the standard car ride lmao

oh my

Let’s hope this “chronic pain” thing goes away bc

lmfao

He doesn’t know about so we’re good lol

(._.)

My mom takes me to all the stuff for it

good

Did I tell you that the last time I went they give me the most broad medical recognition ever lmao

lmfao

“Medically recognized undiagnosed unspecified chronic pain disorder”

LMFAO

I don’t think they could have been less specific if they tried

medically unrecognized undiagnosed unspecified chronic pain disorder

Dont jinx it they’ll do it next time/j

lmfao

nikoooooooooooo

Nugggggggg

nikooooooooooooooooooo

2:23 PM

hiiiiiiii

Hiiiiiii

hiiiiiii

2:23 PM

hru

Hiiiii I am in health class lol hruuuu

hiiiiiii I would like to be pushed off of a building for the funnies

Hm no

2:26 PM

I don’t think it would be funnies tbh

I would find it funny

Hmmm I don’t

2:31 PM

I think you’re really cool btw even if you don’t

Hmmm

2:34 PM

why?

Bc you’re silly abd funny and fun to talk to

I am sillu

2:37 PM

sully

2:37 PM

silly

2:37 PM

duck

2:37 PM

fuck

Real you are so silly

idk how I'm funny and fun though

2:38 PM

you know I just realized how much it sounds like I'm fishing for compliments here

Hm no you’re good

2:39 PM

Also I think you’re funny and fun to talk to n

2:41 PM

(My current health lesson is on how bad social media is for you im doing such a good job at this lesson/sarc)

LMAO

2:41 PM

this ties in lmfao

See twitter has improved my mental health slightly so

i think it dropped mine tbh

Hm

2:44 PM

That is not good

eh

2:45 PM

it helped me not become a naive ignorant child i think though

2:45 PM

which i am a fan of

Hm well you are a child so like that is not bad

not an ignorant one though

I mean that’s good

yes

2:47 PM

very

Hm still

Nug help I was just walking in the hallway and 3 different people pointed and laughed at me and I don’t know why helppp

ew

3:12 PM

kill them

I don’t know who they are

3:13 PM

Djsjejsh what if I did something

ignore it

3:14 PM

don't let them get to you

3:14 PM

vulnerabilities are how people take advantage of you

3:14 PM

have as many as you'd like

3:14 PM

just don't show it

I know I know but they were like all walking in different groups and I didn’t know any of them

3:15 PM

Oh nvm I know why

3:15 PM

Idc now

hmm?

3:15 PM

just being assholes?

I passed out in the cafeteria today lol that is why so they were being assholes but I know

oh

3:16 PM

damn

3:16 PM

uhh

3:16 PM

that's not good

No no it is fine it’s not rare

no

3:16 PM

just because it's common doesn't mean it's okay

See no one knows why so

3:17 PM

I’m literally “girl who passes out” (named by ppl at school) it’s my brand nug

damn

Ik Ik I have like the least cool brand ever

how do you feel about my mc skin https://namemc.com/profile/KingChickenNug.1

KingChickenNug | Minecraft Profile

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Hm

3:22 PM

Interesting

3:23 PM

It’s silly

yes

3:23 PM

he has casual gear

3:23 PM

you just can't see it

Nice nice

3:24 PM

Idek if I have a copy of mine anymore bc my brother changes it so much lol

lmfao

3:25 PM

what's your mc name

3:25 PM

i can get your skin

3:25 PM

provided it's java of course

Yeah it’s not Java

ah

3:25 PM

nvm then (edited)

The first time I played with shal it was a ridiculous one that my brother made and I was like “ah nice first impressions@

LMAo

As you can see beautiful

10/10

Damn I think I need to remake my actual skin bc I can’t find it

pe?

Mhm

figured

I worked very hard to beg for this when I was 7 and I will continue to use it bc no shit I’m asking again

lmfao

See my brother can’t have it on his iPad so he has to use my phone for it which is silly

damn

3:34 PM

why not

Idk they had a reason it was probably stupid most of their reasons don’t make sense lol

based

3:36 PM

you not them

See example I can’t have dyed hair bc god wouldn’t want me me to alter my body but my brothers can bc that simply doesn’t apply to them lol

...

3:37 PM

ah yes but circumcision is okay

3:37 PM

makes a lot of sense

3:39 PM

also

3:39 PM

not your body

3:39 PM

your hair

3:39 PM

and

3:39 PM

if you can't dye your hair then why can you cut it

3:39 PM

also when you cut it, then it is no longer dyed

3:39 PM

it damages your hair in the short term

3:39 PM

but once you cut it then it's fine

Personally I think I can’t dye my hair bc my parents don’t think that women can express themselves and have individuality but yk they would never say taht now would theyyyy

because that would be sexist

3:42 PM

which they DEFINITELY aren't

3:42 PM

(lie)

They are sillies

no

3:43 PM

i do not accept

They are sexist sillies but they are sillies

no

3:43 PM

not silly

3:43 PM

accept all

3:44 PM

it literally says that in the bible

Nug don’t you dare look me in my eyes and tell me that my dad is not the silliest felon ever

"The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.” - the fucking bible

My parents aren’t your neighbor

no

3:45 PM

that's not what that means

3:45 PM

everyone is your neighbor

I know what it meannnnsss I go to church my favorite pastime is intentionally misinterpreting bible verses

3:46 PM

And Torah verses

also, IT LITERALLY SAYS, NO MATTER THE BIBLE, SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF "this is the most important one"

3:47 PM

SO IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN YOU HAVE TO LOVE EVERYONE

3:47 PM

BECAUSE THE BIBLEMASTER SAID SO

Okay that’s great and all but uhm convert to Judaism bc it encourages you to fight god and that is hehe haha /j

hmmm what if i don't believe in god that means i have to fight nobody

I don’t believe in god either but I have to go to church and temple so I’m going to find funny things about it

hold on

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"The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.” - the fucking bible

lemme read the torah for something to the effect of this

3:51 PM

here we are

3:51 PM

“Love your neighbor as yourself – I am God.” (Leviticus 19:18)

I know about that too that doesn’t make@me careee

i am saying your parents

God canonically destroys buildings in the Torah that is way more fun

they are christian and jewish

Mhm

they should love their neighbor as themselves

Hm

3:52 PM

True but

unless they don't love themselves

No one listens to that even if they say they do

that is a loophole

Niko

No one listens to that even if they say they do

i try at least, despite being atheist

I don’t know a single Christian who doesn’t eat bacon for religious reasons despite that being in the Bible

well

3:56 PM

i mean

3:56 PM

yeah

3:56 PM

but that's different

I have an entire list of things I can and cannot eat and how it can and cannot be killed all the way down to how the animal can and cannot be butchered and Christians can even not eat bacon this is a rip off (/lhj I am mad bc keeping kosher is ass)

lmao

3:59 PM

o7

You will never experience the joys of trying to find kosher meat

ew

It’s not joyous

i'd assume

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WHT

4:03 PM

WHY

4:03 PM

WHAT

4:03 PM

AAAAAAA

Silly

asgEJIHPOEGHJPO"W[hjroiua['h'wer[ighejrniloer

4:04 PM

I JUST WANTED TO TYPE A QUOTATION MARK

4:04 PM

NOT CALL YOU

4:04 PM

WTF ARE THESE HOTKEYS

LLL

i wanted to say "'what if, since jesus was a real person, that none of the bible is real and all of it is just fan-fiction about a random man' - me" but now that's ruined

"I have 3 rules 1. There is no god 2. I am god 3.why does god hate me"- Niko starrybooz

LMAO

It’s worse bc I had 2 chances to not make god hate me

4:09 PM

Oh also this this was a vibe

Niko

It’s worse bc I had 2 chances to not make god hate me

LMAO

4:09 PM

i thought you were god though

Damn then god hates me 3 times

PFFT

4:10 PM

based

4:10 PM

wait

4:10 PM

only if me

4:10 PM

not you

4:10 PM

based if me

4:10 PM

else not

I have way too much fun making religion jokes

BASED!!

It is fun it is fun

i would make jokes about things but A: i'm not allowed to because i appear a cishet white male or B: it will reveal too much

See i reveal things accidentally too much

BASED SAME

I just think it’s silly

yes

Omg nug have I told you about my bat mitzvah

what

4:16 PM

is that

Jewish coming of age celebration

oh

4:16 PM

damn

Basically Judaism declares me as a religious adult

4:18 PM

And there’s like a whole thing for it it is a big deal

4:18 PM

Basically you spend your entire birthday at the synagogue which is like yk and people tell you about how old and mature you are and you have to give speeches and stuff

damn

4:19 PM

public speaking

4:19 PM

ew

4:19 PM

kill me

Realllll

4:19 PM

I sat in a room and spoke and listened to people talk about how much of a grown woman I was

damn

Then we went to a party hall which o cried at so maybe the synagogue was the better part

oh

4:21 PM

ew

There were a lotttt of people I was simply not having it

based

It was like “why the fuck is my great aunts third cousin here” like I kid you not I only knew like half the people there

i feel lucky to have literally nobody i'm related to

4:25 PM

my mom disowned her dad and was an only child and my father disowned his sister and she was his only sibling

Oh. The smallest family gathering of mine is 16 people like that’s a small

jesus

4:26 PM

it's pointless to have family gatherings because it's my immediate family (being my parents, siblings, and maternal grandmother) and my paternal grandparents (edited)

4:26 PM

and that's it

4:27 PM

i get my name from the paternal side

My grandmother, my uncle, his gf, my other uncle, his wife, their kid, my aunt, her husband, their kid, my mom, my stepdad, their 3 kids

4:27 PM

That’s 14

jeez

Don’t even start me on the ones not in the US

oh no

4:28 PM

all of my family is us based lmao

4:29 PM

i am

4:29 PM

so white

Like 1/3 of my moms family is in South Korea

wow

4:30 PM

that is

4:30 PM

a lot

There are also some in Norway nowhere is safe

more like

4:31 PM

Norwhere is safe

4:31 PM

haha

4:31 PM

i am not funny

Lol

4:31 PM

My grandparents on both sides are immigrants so we’re a little bit everywhere

ay caramba

4:32 PM

i am 50% (dead) british lmfao

That’s boring

4:32 PM

Silly

yes

4:32 PM

boring

I have never taken a DNA

4:33 PM

Test

my mom and dad did

4:33 PM

so

Ah

4:33 PM

My grandmother did once but I forget what it said

4:34 PM

Idk it’s like a forth Korean and 70 shades of Europe probably

https://youtu.be/11yfJcGgDwM

miky

Wilbur Soot - Your City Gave Me Asthma [REUPLOAD]

4:35 PM

very random

Based

but beloved

I have to go to the damn craft storeeeee

ew

4:35 PM

buy me glue

4:36 PM

for me to eat

Based but no

4:36 PM

My legs hurtttt I don’t want to walk L me

:(

No glue for you

4:36 PM

I’ll actually probably get glue

snack

No

4:37 PM

Not healthy

when has that ever stopped me

Based but no

4:37 PM

I eat paper

:(

4:38 PM

based

4:38 PM

i used to eat erasers

I used to play with erasers and call them my kids

i liked to draw on the ones on the backs of pencils

4:38 PM

put an angry face on one side

4:38 PM

happy on the other

4:38 PM

boom

4:39 PM

two emotions

Basedddd

4:39 PM

I had like 200 with names and faces

4:39 PM

And I called them my friends

damn

4:39 PM

that is

4:39 PM

more than 199

And when the teacher tried to take them away from me I accused her of ruining my friendship

D:

We’re not even gonna talk about how old I was bc uhm it’s older than you think

hmm

4:40 PM

i'd say 11

Okay I was 12 so close

damn

4:41 PM

based tbh

Ty Ty

4:42 PM

I was so strange

based!!

Woo

4:43 PM

I sat behind park benches to play

damn

4:43 PM

that's so real of you

Mhm mhm

4:44 PM

I memorized entire chapter books to convince people I could read

4:44 PM

When I was like 8

damn

I’m so silly

4:45 PM

I couldn’t read till I was nine that’s less silly

real!!

4:45 PM

oh

But no one knew

4:45 PM

And that’s funny

...

No did I say something bad

no

What is the intention of the dots then

...........

Now you are just fucking with me

... .... ..... .... ... .. .... .... .. ......

NO TOMMY DOES THIS AND I CANT FUCKING READ IT AND FUCK YOU

. ...

4:48 PM

.... .. ....... .. ... ....

4:48 PM

(this is so hard help i have to say it in my head to process it, it's given me a headache)

LL

4:49 PM

Your dots can’t stop me bc I cannot read

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Cute

.... ...

#votetoendgivingdylexicswordpuzzles2023

no

4:51 PM

fuck you

You’re so mean

i know

I’m not even gonna try to figure it out I admit defeat

pog

4:52 PM

they all meant different things

Ik

4:52 PM

. …. …

4:52 PM

/.

ghost rider

4:53 PM

that's what it says

Okay!

4:56 PM

Okay I actually have to go to the craft store now yuck

good luck o7

Nug help my mom is talking about building walls for aliens

????

Nug “i don’t understand your pronouns what would Jesus do”

5:40 PM

Help me

what

5:41 PM

explain that

Idk I think she’s being transphobic

oh

5:42 PM

jesus would love everybody

5:42 PM

regardless of gender

Idfk what she’s saying

take it with a grain of salt

She’s talking about how 9/11 is fake now

oh

5:43 PM

that is

5:43 PM

not how that works

Nug help me

i can't

Fair

i would if i could

She’s telling me to talk about how birds aren’t real to my science teacher

oh

5:46 PM

say you will

5:46 PM

but don't

I did

5:46 PM

She said she was looking forward to the phone call

oh

5:46 PM

my

Sorry lol

WHY

5:46 PM

WTF

5:47 PM

????

I’m saying things

AND????

Idk

5:47 PM

I’m saying them

5:47 PM

But they are funny

5:47 PM

Tell me my moms not silly now bc she definitely is

no

5:48 PM

she is not silly

5:48 PM

she is bad

She’s not too bad

no

5:49 PM

she is bad

5:49 PM

tbh

Noooo she’s only thrown glass at me once just once yk

5:52 PM

Sorry

no

5:52 PM

cease

No it’s my favorite word

too fucking bad

5:53 PM

>:(

It’s my comfort word if you will

5:55 PM

Nug if you looks at it really really hard it’s a rocket ship

yes

5:55 PM

I see it

Ty Ty

5:56 PM

This is my project for a state wide competition that is due in a week!

damn

I need to also write a 4 paragraph paper on it

oh my god

5:57 PM

I would just Die

Debating it

no.

Consider this it’d be funny

if you die I'm following you <3

Noo

well

5:58 PM

don't die ig

What if I die from medical stuff

hmmm

5:59 PM

no

5:59 PM

you won't

5:59 PM

I have decided

Got it got it so I should not seek medical attention Ty Ty

no

5:59 PM

you will not die

5:59 PM

because you will get it

5:59 PM

oh

5:59 PM

I am on 2%

Okay see but how much pain is like the good amount of pain to go to the doctors

6:00 PM

Oh

6:00 PM

L

6+/10

Oh.

I think

6:00 PM

idk

That’s so low

6:01 PM

Also have you not noticed this bc lol

I am in ignorance

Fair

6:02 PM

What are the odds of me finishing this project

uhhh

6:04 PM

X/100

6:05 PM

X is whatever you like

I kinda have to at least kinda finish bc I dropped out of the last competition I did bc I couldn’t finish so

Oh also glue

yum

Real I am chewing on the cap

wahoo

6:29 PM

!!

Nug how do you build rockets

uhhh

6:29 PM

metal

Ow I just burned myself with a hot glue gun

6:30 PM

Shit I only have cardboard and felt

6:30 PM

And foam

industrial strength metal

6:30 PM

uhhhh

6:30 PM

yeah

6:30 PM

something like that

6:30 PM

ask nasa

6:30 PM

my teacher casually talks to them sometimes would you like me to ask her (you would have to wait until wed. but it would be worth tbh)

Got it got will do

6:31 PM

What.

i walked in and she was just casually on a call with them

Good for her tbh

i think i'm in the only nasa-verified class thing (after school thing yk yk) in the state or smthn

6:33 PM

i also could just be dead wrong

Whattt

6:34 PM

Why do people in New Jersey just have nasa connections

6:34 PM

Wtf

because uhhhhh why not

I burnt myself again

oh

6:35 PM

don't

6:35 PM

do that

I’m using a hot glue gun on my bed

6:36 PM

It’s bound to happen

burn me instead

No

why

Bc I like you alive

burning does not kill me

6:37 PM

unless you burn me to death

I like you not hurt

but not with a hot glue gun

Niko

I like you not hurt

i like me hurt though

I can’t say based to that can I

6:38 PM

Like me not you

hmmm

6:39 PM

you can

6:39 PM

if you'd like

Based

pog

6:40 PM

i like burning myself with scalding hot water in the shower

6:40 PM

it's fun tbh

Same but like no

yes

6:42 PM

it is fun

6:42 PM

i find it fun

6:42 PM

and funny

Yeah but only when I do it

no

6:43 PM

when i do

6:43 PM

it

6:43 PM

it's funny

6:43 PM

and fun

6:43 PM

and silly

6:43 PM

and goofy

6:43 PM

and haha

Hm

if i ate grass

8:24 PM

what do you think it would taste like

8:24 PM

and

8:24 PM

if i ate GLASS

8:25 PM

what do you think it would taste like

Grass tastes good glass tastes bad

I have a cut on my hand and I have gotten charcoal, paint, marker, and dirt in it today wooo

damn

It’s okay it’s okay it was worth it

the guys!!

Mhmm

8:52 PM

It’s on a really tiny canvas

nikooooooooo

Nugggggggg

Nugggggggg I lost my tooth walking to school

Nuggggg wyddd

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aaaaa

9:02 AM

Based

9:02 AM

You good?

idk

9:02 AM

tires

9:02 AM

tired

Hmmm can you sleep@more

negative

Hm

9:03 AM

Well good luck

thank you

Sorry if I’m being annoying lol

no

9:05 AM

fuck tou

9:05 AM

you

9:05 AM

you aren't

Hm okay

9:07 AM

I have no friends in this classss

I am in the class on your telephone so yes you do :D

Yes yes you are in my Spanish e

9:10 AM

Class

¡español! (edited)

9:11 AM

say to someone “tu madre es pan”

Omg bread

¡sí! (edited)

9:12 AM

there should be an accent there

It’s a different word without the accent silly

yes

9:13 AM

there

9:13 AM

fixed

It’s like if right

idk

9:14 AM

what does good morrow mean

She’s telling me to turn and talk nug who is your favorite artist like painter

9:15 AM

Idk

van gogh

9:15 AM

idk

9:15 AM

I don't know many artists

Deleted User

van gogh

That’s not an option but it works

yippee

I’m going to get in trouble for using phone lol

9:19 AM

Why aren’t things sending

no wifi?

Yeahhh

9:23 AM

Nuggg I miss shal

9:23 AM

But I don’t bc im not clingy but yk

I don't miss shal imagine missing people couldn't be me

You miss people

says who?

9:27 AM

proof?

Me

9:27 AM

Idk I can tell

I don't think I do tbh

Hm idk

9:28 AM

I miss exactly 5 people

I miss one, maybe two people if that

2 of mine are my brothers and 2 are online so

all of mine are online

9:29 AM

both, rather

Based

9:30 AM

I forgot im at school till 5:30 today (edited)

9:31 AM

Yuck

ew

9:31 AM

poke the people

9:31 AM

with a knife

9:31 AM

really hard

9:31 AM

SHAL IS HERE

SHAL

YIPPEE

9:31 AM

!!

(Really sounds like you missed them tbh)

no I was alerting you

Hmmm

9:34 AM

I almost typed my name as Niko for a class game help

I haven't eaten since noon yesterday

You should eat something tbh

hmmm

9:35 AM

why

Because food is good for you

and? why does that matter

Bc I want you to be healthy

why

9:45 AM

that's weird tbh

Bc I like you

9:45 AM

And I care about you

imagine

9:45 AM

couldn't be me

Which is why others do it for you

ew

9:47 AM

I'm the one who's supposed to do that

Then you should eat

why do others get to care when I don't want to

Bc that’s how caring works

ew

9:48 AM

yuck

9:48 AM

stop that

What if I love thy neighbor you

I am an atheist

9:51 AM

so it doesn't work

Fair

9:52 AM

Still

still?

9:52 AM

no, adhd, moving

What?

you said still

9:53 AM

so I said no, moving, since I have adhd

Fair

9:53 AM

Based

9:55 AM

My point is you can’t make me not care about you

damn

9:55 AM

I can make me not care though!

I mean yeah

9:56 AM

But you should still eat

(I don't)

9:56 AM

ugj

9:56 AM

ugh

9:56 AM

if I must

Yea yes it would be very good

am

Proud of you

ew

9:58 AM

why

Because you did something hard

no

9:58 AM

not hard

You did something you struggle with?

I simply do not care enough to est

9:59 AM

Eat

Which is why I’m proud of you for doing so

where is the fucking coherent argument I had with shal on this

10:01 AM

as in you shouldn't

Be proud?

yes

Hm

you shouldn't

I mean I won’t if you don’t want me to

well it's less that I don't want you to and more that I don't deserve it

See yeah I’d stop if you genuinely didn’t want me to but you do deserve it

10:04 AM

You don’t need to do crazy things to be worthy of praise

10:05 AM

You are worthy of praise just for being nug

I am not

10:06 AM

I do not deserve it

Yes you are you will not change my mind on this

I know

10:08 AM

but I still don't

Everyone needs praise just for existing sometimes

no

10:09 AM

I don't deserve praise

10:09 AM

I do jack shit

10:09 AM

and ignore my basic necessities

10:09 AM

that is not a thing to be praised

Everyone needs and deserves praise

10:10 AM

And with that I disappear

no

10:10 AM

I’m back

Nugggggggggg

I WAS DOING MY WEEKLY WEDNESDAY DISAPPEARANCE IM SORRY

THATS A THING HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THAT

IDK

Tbf I’m just now realizing it’s Wednesday anyway sorry

lmao why the FUCK are you sorry

Idk but I am

:/

Nvm nvm I a@ not

good

Rocket go brrrr

red

7:23 PM

just shocked myself on a car door

Nooo

7:24 PM

L

:(

Noooo nvmmmm

:((((((

Nooooo I didn’t mean ittttt

7:32 PM

I just picked up my backpack and managed to injure myself by doing so

h o w (edited)

DNJDJDDJSH

7:33 PM

also

7:33 PM

Um (edited)

um?

I get hurt by everything

oh

7:33 PM

damn

7:33 PM

L tbh

Ik ik

just broke something

7:34 PM

hope it wasn’t important

How

7:34 PM

Do you knwo what it was

yeah

7:34 PM

it contained wires

Oh

7:34 PM

Are you okay

I’m fine

That is good that is good

they were all covered so

Oh that’s good

7:37 PM

I just made an entire thing and realized I spelt one word wrong and need to redo it

7:38 PM

I was looking at how to spell the word too

7:39 PM

I DID IT AGAIN

lmfao

I SPELT IT THE SAME WRONG WAY

I am making hot pockets

Based

they take so longggggg 4m is too long

Oh that is long

7:43 PM

I’m trying to make this paper pretty and it’s not working

7:45 PM

NUG ITS FUCKING SPELT WRONG AGAIN

LMFAO

Me when the word “thesis”

…

What does this mean

……

7:52 PM

…

7:52 PM

..

7:52 PM

.

Nug help what does this mean

I was looking at the word all 3 times btw

I just mixed up plate with table

7:53 PM

and then plate with desk

Based

istg

7:53 PM

I’m killing

No

why

If I have to be alive you have to be alive

I never said myself

7:54 PM

I said I am killing

7:54 PM

not I’m killing myself

Oh

7:54 PM

?

I cant do that yet i have to finish both routes of omori

7:55 PM

THEN I have no ties

I’ll make you have new ones

how?

Idk

well

Nug I did it

better get on that because I’m finishing the first route of omori on Friday

Niko

Nug I did it

NICE!!

I will I will

7:56 PM

Yep yep only have to write several more sentences now

Pog

7:57 PM

I have homework that needs to be done oop

7:57 PM

how fucked do you think I’ll be if I don’t finish it

You should do it (I say as im about to stop mine despite it being unfinished)

7:57 PM

Hm is it graded

hhhh I’ll just stay up and finish it tonight it doesn’t matter

7:58 PM

I stay up until 2 anyway I could do something useful with that time

Based

7:59 PM

I wake up at 3 every morning and deep clean

clean what

Usually my room but my room is pretty clean bc I’m always yk cleaning it so then I do my brothers

8:00 PM

And then the kitchen

8:00 PM

Omg I can start cleaning the basement again holy shit

I never need to clean my room really because it never gets dirty really

8:01 PM

just need to vacuum sometimes

8:01 PM

that reminds me I need to vacuum tomorrow

Fair I just like cleaning

imagine

8:01 PM

couldn’t be me

8:02 PM

I like procrastinating my basic needs as well as procrastinating chores

Fair I like cleaning bc I hate messes and getting rid of messes is enjoyable

8:03 PM

I am actively excited to clean the room my dad stuffed with trash like I asked him if I could clean it

damn

8:04 PM

my dad stress-cleans lmfao

That is so fucking based of him

sorry, stress-“cleans”

Less based

he just moves the things to a different surface

Yuck

in my house there is one constant

8:05 PM

“if there is a clear surface, someone will put something on it”

I mean yeah

like we put a thing somewhere and it had a clear surface meaning it had shit on it (I timed this btw) THREE MINUTES, IF THAT, AFTER IT WAS PUT THERE

Lol

8:08 PM

My brothers usually sleep in my room which means I can clean their room without waking them up which is always messy bc children

you would have a hell of a time here

8:08 PM

how do you feel about large unsorted boxes full of garbage that could probably just get thrown out

Yes

(Garbage as a synonym for stuff)

I organize my brothers construction paper by color regularly when I say I enjoy cleaning I mean it (edited)

BASED

Ik Ik

I like sorting

8:10 PM

not so much cleaning

I have their stuffed animals sorted by color in hammocks

I sort my fruit snacks for fun

Niko

I have their stuffed animals sorted by color in hammocks

SO BASED

See but you need to clean for organizing to be really good

have you played the game “unpacking”

No but I want to

have you seen it before

Mhm

it is Pog

8:12 PM

and comfy

Mhm mhm

8:13 PM

I should play more games but I like don’t have timeeeeee

hmmm why

8:14 PM

you clean in the mornings

8:14 PM

spend a bit playing a game

Okay well I could but then things wouldn’t be clean

clean it the next day

8:15 PM

also ocd

I don’t want the things to be clean the next day I want them to be clean always

8:15 PM

I’m ignoring that

you’re bullshitting if you say you don’t have ocd after this series of messages (edited)

I just like clean

8:16 PM

It’s very nice

Yeah so do I

8:17 PM

I have ocd (edited)

Everyone likes things clean

no

8:17 PM

some people just don't care

Okay but like everyone would prefer clean over messy

yes

8:18 PM

but you prefer it to a greater extent

Nooooooo (I cry when I can’t clean things that I deem need to be cleaned) noooooooo

...

Nooooooooo I just yk

...

I like things certain ways and I get upset when they are not that way yk

yeah

8:21 PM

so OCD

I went to a person and she said I didn’t do

8:21 PM

So

who

Idk she did something my school social worker sent me to her

oh

8:22 PM

she's wrong

8:22 PM

you're just masking

You can mask ocd? (edited)

quoi

Oh that is a question not a statement sorry

I think so

You probably could

8:26 PM

See I just didn’t really talk to her

lmfao

See I tried but I got nervous bc my parents were there and stuff

I told shal you were ocd truthing me and now they are too

based

Unbased but okay

ack shal moment oops

lol

NIKO

NUG

I LEFT MY WATER BOTTLE AT THE DISAPPEARANCE PLACE

9:40 PM

AGAIN

NOOO

GUESS I'M NOT GETTING WATER FOR TWO DAYS

NO

9:41 PM

USE A CUP FUCKER

ew

9:41 PM

no

OR SOMETHING

9:41 PM

you need water

9:42 PM

Drink water directly out of the faucet for all I care just drink water

no

9:46 PM

fuck you

Nug shal doesn’t like when things are clean

oh

9:47 PM

L tbh

That’s what I said

9:48 PM

Also drink water

no

9:48 PM

fuck you

Dehydration would be a really shitty way to die

well i can have water right before i die

9:49 PM

so

No that’s still bad

i miscalculated

9:55 PM

one day

Oh

9:55 PM

That’s not bad

i'll be fine

But you should still drink water

i can survive w/o water for ~2-3 days

9:55 PM

so i'll be okie dokie

Doesn’t mean you should

9:56 PM

Nugggg I’m tired

sleep?

It’s not a good sleep time

oh

9:57 PM

based

9:57 PM

ocd fuck

No it’s just a bad sleeping time

why is this album so omnomnom /pos

Wooo what album is it

we are beautiful we are doomed by los campesinos!

Oooo

9:59 PM

Cool

it is pretty

9:59 PM

tbh

Fuck

9:59 PM

I just remembered

10:00 PM

I forgot to do something

hmm?

10:00 PM

oh

10:00 PM

based

And now I’m tired and don’t want to

10:00 PM

But it is important

BASED SAME

But it has to be done bc the thing is tomorrow

My friend asked who I was texting I said my friend nug he said “like nugget?” I said yeah they said to tell you that he wanted to eat you

oh pog

1:53 PM

I have had people want to eat me...what? four times? five?

I didn’t say you were an online friend he just asked if you went to our school

I Do Not think so

He said that you actually do go to our school

2:07 PM

Anyway the initial reason for messaging where tf is shallllllllll

2:07 PM

He called you suspicious

2:07 PM

My irl

I am not sus

Niko

Anyway the initial reason for messaging where tf is shallllllllll

IKR (edited)

2:10 PM

they're probably fine but that won't stop me from worrying (don't tell them I said that /gen they wouldn't be a fan)

Deleted User

I am not sus

He asked to have a friendly chat with you

2:14 PM

Ikkkkkk im worried too but they’re probably fine

Niko

He asked to have a friendly chat with you

tell him I don't speak English (blatant lie)

“Tell them gabe knows you do”

Niko

“Tell them gabe knows you do”

I don't know a gabe

He made a video for you

Gabe did?

It’s sending

oh

Mhm

2:22 PM

I made him@not say my name so he very aggressively said E

I love the background music

We’re in band lmao

Tell him I said “no hablo inglés. ¿tú hablas español?”

Niko

I made him@not say my name so he very aggressively said E

…despite me knowing your name

There’s another name you don’t know

2:25 PM

I am a person of many names

I am simply nug, my irl name, or D in some places

2:26 PM

Elliot is my legal name I have another name that’s kinda close but more fem that I get called my friends

can you give me a transcript i cant tell what they’re saying

2:30 PM

did they say “tú es muy suspicioso por que” (edited)

Yes

well

2:31 PM

they said “you is very [not a word] because”

2:32 PM

or “you is very [not a word] why” (edited)

2:32 PM

depends on context

2:34 PM

the word for suspicious is “sospechoso” (can also be sospechosa for fem) which is pronounced exactly how it looks

Got it got it I’ll correct his Spanish

thank you!!

2:45 PM

it should be “tú eres muy sospechoso por que [reasons]”

Mhm mhm got it

2:46 PM

Gabe is very big on recording videos for my friends he did one for shal a while ago too lol

Lmfao

He called them old

BASED

I just got back from school and I have school in an hour how tf does that work

LMAO what

I take extra school now

damn

I have 7 more hours a week of school lol

ew

3:34 PM

daily?

Mhm

1h daily?

2 and a half hours 3 days a week

o7

It’s all online so I don’t have to pay attention

pog

3:43 PM

I don't pay attention anyway

I’ll just watch the videos at x2 speed after class

Lmao

(I don’t have adhd nope nope nope)

...

I could pay attention I’d just rather not

same tbh

Hm but mines different yk

how

Bc it’s not really hard for me to pay attention I just simply can’t be bothered

same tbh

Okay see the difference is I don’t have adhd

hmmmmm you definitely have the tism though

My irl doesn’t think I’m autistic

well

3:54 PM

they're wrong

3:54 PM

masking

3:55 PM

is an autism trait

3:55 PM

so you mask

I don’t mask for them

that's why they think you're allistic

Niko

I don’t mask for them

bullshit

3:55 PM

also you have directly implied that you mask lmfao

I do mask I don’t mask for this specific person

mhm they're probs just oblivious to what autism is

Okay but they are probably autistic like they have many autistic traits and they know what they are bc he thinks he’s autistic

hmmmm

3:58 PM

well

3:58 PM

they're wrong

3:58 PM

so

Gabes never wrong

he was when he said I was suspicious

4:02 PM

in spanish

4:02 PM

awfully

Oh yeah true

4:03 PM

He thinks you’re suspicious bc I hide my phonewhen I use discord bc it says Niko

lmfao

Gabe said to tell you to kys but don’t

damn

4:06 PM

tell him no, just to spite you

4:07 PM

or to spite him rather

tell them I said bet

4:12 PM

I have done a good amount of cleaning of any personal info

He has nothing he doesn’t know your twitter or even that you have a twitter he knows nothing lmao

damn

Except your name is nug and you don’t go to our school

lmfao

4:14 PM

all of my accounts are priv so

Yeah

4:15 PM

He doesn’t have my twitter either so

based

He can go through my phone if I die

lmfao

He can go through it then hide it from my parents that’s his job

LMAO

4:17 PM

if I die idc what happens with my shit tbh

He has a list of things to do at my funeral

I'll give one select person my passwords and that's it

Yeah I’d let him go through it mainly just bc he asks lol

4:19 PM

J have school in 10 minutes ewww

ew

4:19 PM

yuck

I don’t want toooo

4:20 PM

It’s my first class I’m nervous lol

Sobs I hate it here lmao

4:31 PM

Panics lmao

oh my

4:35 PM

uhh she/they is a good bet

4:35 PM

you should be fine then

4:35 PM

but idk

Weewoo

that works too

4:36 PM

shal moment

Llllll

4:39 PM

Why is my teacher talking about her special needs cat

lmfao

hi kindly define hyperfixwtions

5:49 PM

yk what I mean

Like an interest that you are intensely interested in for a period of time

uhh ty

is a hyperfix on music possible

I mean yeah

let’s goooo I think I have one

6:03 PM

Mhm mhm based

:D

6:04 PM

they said it was not one

6:04 PM

so I said one of them

Hm I think it is

pog!!

nikooooooo

Nuggggggggggg

hi :D

7:28 PM

“Unlabeled” defeats its whole purpose just by existing

7:29 PM

also shal and I have thought up a duo name, disappointmentduo

No

no?

Nope

why

No disappointment duo

7:30 PM

You’re not disappointments so it’s silly to have your duo name be a lie

it isn't though

It is

I mean I lie as well but that's not a 24/7 task

Hm

:3

Hm

Nuggggggggggg

whattttt

Nothing sorry

why

8:06 PM

that was /nm

8:06 PM

are you okay?

Idk ig

what's wrong

8:07 PM

if anything

My parents keep fighting and shit and I’m sad at something else but it’s fine

I'm here as a distraction if you'd like

Yeahhh I kinda just wanted to like have a conversation with someone but like idk what to talk about lol

how do you feel about music

I don’t listen to a lot of music

:0 why

Idk more of a podcasts person

hmmm

I like instruments (edited)

have you heard hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich featuring hit knee-breaker Ted Nivison, hit Monkey Ball purchaser Jay Schlatt, and hit Goopy Guy Charlie Slimecicle?

Yes yes I have I’ve never listened to it tho

you should

Hm maybe I don’t listen to a lot of new things lmao

I don't either lmao

Auti-GUNSHOTS

no

8:16 PM

I like new music

8:16 PM

I just find solace and comfort in the shit I listen to

That’s fair

8:17 PM

I’m scared of a new things but I’m scared of everything so

I say I am not scared of things but that is simply a ploy

Baseddddd

8:18 PM

I’m only scared of things I shouldn’t be scared of not the things I should be

I don't have conventional fears I don't think

8:19 PM

I fear not death but the fact I can die randomly without being able to say goodbye

I’m afraid of dying and no one knowing beforehand

all I need is one person to know I died

Yeah just one person I wouldn’t want it to be a surprise to everyone

8:21 PM

I’m scared of people finding my dead body even though I wouldn’t know when it happened

yeah

8:22 PM

that's reasonable

8:22 PM

I'm scared of being left fully and utterly alone

I’m not really scared of being alone I’d be fine I think

I can barely survive as is

8:24 PM

I think I would just kill myself at that point tbh

8:24 PM

I need some sort of person to keep me sane

8:24 PM

just one

That’s fair

8:25 PM

I feel like being completely alone would be somewhat freeing

8:25 PM

Like I would miss people

Hmm how do you mean

8:25 PM

yeah ofc

Idk

8:26 PM

I’d be scared of leaving others alone

of course

8:26 PM

I'm scared of being someone’s only person that they can count on

Based based based based

bc what if something happens to me and then therefor something happens to you

I worry about that with my siblings a lot

8:29 PM

And my grandmother

I think my siblings would be fine

8:30 PM

they have my parents and grandma

8:31 PM

idk what would happen if i died, especially with my parents

8:31 PM

kinda scary

Awhile ago I asked my grandmother what would happen to her if I died specifically if she would starve she said probably I think about that a lot

yeah

8:32 PM

that's scary

8:33 PM

i know that some people would be fine and move on

8:34 PM

but what about the ones that don't

Yeah

i know at least two people who wouldn't be fine

8:41 PM

that scares me

I have 3 I think

8:42 PM

I promised my brother I wouldn’t leave him alone again and that’s my biggest thing I’m bad at keeping promises but i can’t break that one

8:44 PM

He was little I doubt he remembers it

How tf is it already 9

idfk

I’m tired but I want to wait for shal to get back

8:53 PM

Hruuu

uhh

8:53 PM

idk fine

Hm okay

8:54 PM

Sorry if I’m being annoying

no no

8:55 PM

you're not

8:55 PM

dw

Okay

i'm just a bit tired 's all

Hmm maybe you should sleep

nah

8:55 PM

it's only 9

Yeahhhhh

8:56 PM

Omg nug i woke up this morning and didn’t clean it was crazy

holy shit

I know I know it made like most of the day feel off tho lol

how the fuck am i getting crumbs on my shoulder

What

8:57 PM

Idk

8:57 PM

I need to feed my turtle but ow and that’s far away

turtle pog

Ik Ik my mom wants to@get rid of him

8:59 PM

I@ going to start taking random internet tests for fin

pog

Oo im going to take an autism test

9:02 PM

A short one not the long one

9:05 PM

damn

I probably lied accidentally

LMAo

I have a feeling I’m about to be misgendered by an internet quiz lmso

LMAo

linj me

9:10 PM

link

https://www.idrlabs.com/gender/test.php

Gender Role Test

This test measures your personality on the basis of gender roles and the cultural conceptions of gender.

hell yeah

Fuck youuuuu

9:20 PM

92% feminine my ass

i am a fan of fem > masc

9:21 PM

tbh

Fair

i love the androgynous tho

Yeahhh sometimes femininity hits different

9:24 PM

Only when I decide it does tho lmao

real based

Nug have you seen my feminism book

what

9:27 PM

oh yeah

9:27 PM

that

Nug do you not think it’s the greatest thing ever

no

9:29 PM

i think music is the greatest thing ever

What’s the word that starts with M that I want to call you as a joke and can’t spell

magician? (edited)

No no no it’s like when you don’t like women

mlm?

9:30 PM

wiat

9:30 PM

wait

Well that’s being gay

pfft

9:30 PM

i am

9:30 PM

so

Fair

uhh

misogyny

yes (edited)

THATS IT I GOT IT

9:32 PM

nug i was struggling on the spelling of that so much lmao

9:33 PM

Anyway you are misogynistic/j

yes

9:33 PM

/j

Omg nug I told my friend I hated gay people today and she forgot I was gay and panicrf

9:34 PM

Ed

LMAO

Nug do you know the German word for bassoon

no

PFFT

Our band teacher taught us that

9:38 PM

She teaches me the things i really need to know

It was at lunch bunch and she’s gay and told us bc it was funny

LMAO

9:39 PM

based band teacher

LMFAO

Her name is ms green

LMAO

I walked out of her room and yelled that I hated her earlier we have fun

PFFT

Nuggggggg I’m sleepy

go sleep

Noooooo scary

9:44 PM

Shal said I can stay up as long as I take care of myself

hmmm

9:45 PM

what if i say sleep

Hmmm idk I don’t want bad things to happen

"i am neither a baby nor a boy, you fuck" - me (edited)

Based

9:49 PM

“I don’t want to introduce myself I want to die”-me earlier

okay

9:53 PM

based

9:53 PM

not for you though

Hm why

because

9:54 PM

if I can't die then neither can you

Fineeeeeee

nikoooooo where the fuck is shal

Idkkkkkk this is only a little late for them

why are they so late all of the time I want to say hi and be clingy

Clingy you say

11:41 AM

I thought you weren’t clingy

no I'm in a good mood meaning clingy

Oh that’s good

11:42 AM

I was drawing me you and shal as animals earlier bc I was bored

I am un pollo i would assume?

Mhm

:D

11:43 AM

what are you and shal though

11:44 AM

Also can I seeeeeeeeee /nf (edited)

Shal is a crow

11:45 AM

I haven’t done me yet idk what I’d be

based

Niko

I haven’t done me yet idk what I’d be

cat

You can see later when I get home

or go with a bird theme

Yeahhh that’s what I was thinking bc it would look out of place

hmmmm

I might show you at like 3ish bc I don’t get home till 6 today

o7

Me drawing my internet friends at lunch instead of talking to people is such a mood

I'm gonna be gone from 5-7 or 5-8 today btw as well as 10-2 on Saturday

Niko

Me drawing my internet friends at lunch instead of talking to people is such a mood

BASED

Deleted User

I'm gonna be gone from 5-7 or 5-8 today btw as well as 10-2 on Saturday

Okayyyyyyy

Niko

Okayyyyyyy

I’m also eating a starburst wrapper just a wrapper no starburst

11:50 AM

That was ment to be a reply to the other thing

Niko

Okayyyyyyy

have some funky stuff happening that requires me to TALK TO PEOPLE THAT I DONT KNOW WITH NO PLANNING

11:51 AM

FUCKING SHOOT

11:51 AM

ME

Niko

I’m also eating a starburst wrapper just a wrapper no starburst

that's even more based tbh

Deleted User

have some funky stuff happening that requires me to TALK TO PEOPLE THAT I DONT KNOW WITH NO PLANNING

Noooooooo

btw you are [gold titanium sulfur titanium carbon]

Wait is that the autism one

11:59 AM

Gabe just came up to me gave me one taki and left

LMAO

Niko

Wait is that the autism one

no :)

Deleted User

no :)

It is isn’t it

nope!

It’s definitely autistic

12:03 PM

12:06 PM

Disappearing till 3ish

o7

Niko

It’s definitely autistic

yep!!

Nug someone irl just called me autistic

based

Deleted User

based

It was derogatory

damn

3:30 PM

punch them in the nose

3:31 PM

BUT they're right

Deleted User

punch them in the nose

What if I said they also called me a lesbo

Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.

Hmmmm

Niko

What if I said they also called me a lesbo

is that a slur I cannot tell if it isn't then true if it is then punch them again

That is indeed a slur

oh

3:32 PM

punch them again

That’d be mean

they're being an asshole

3:34 PM

punch them in the nose

He’s not thattttt mean

as long as you can take what you're giving punch then in the nose

Hm

3:37 PM

I’m watching 6th graders

nikoooooooooo

Nuggggggggh

hi :3

Hi :]

I learned that one of my friends was LGBTQIA+ today which was poggies!!

Woooooo!

(this is so sibling coded tbh)

Niko

Woooooo!

an irl person

Deleted User

an irl person

Assumed

Deleted User

(this is so sibling coded tbh)

Which part

Niko

Which part

me telling you funky things about my day

So based I always want to hear the funky things about your day

pog!!

Nuggggggg I want to draw but I’m very ow

oh no :<

I also have school stuff to do which I really don’t want to do

so based

Im not going to get straight A’s oops oh well

o7

8:16 PM

you are like a funky older sibling tbh

How so

idk you're just :]]]]]] /vvpos

8:17 PM

you make me go :) irl

I have older sibling magic

8:18 PM

(Awwwww :]]]]]])

:D

I want to get the drawing now but it is far away

8:19 PM

(It’s on the other side of my room lmao)

oh no :/

I’ll get it I haven’t colored it yet and it’s not very good

8:22 PM

I AM THE BABY!!

YOU ARE THE BABY

:D

8:25 PM

I wish I was there with you for the sole purpose of getting things that are across the room so you don't have to break in half to get them lmao

Im already broken in half

8:26 PM

I stood for 2 hours today nug

o7

Oh nug did I tell you my mom signed me up for sports

...

8:27 PM

she fucking WHAT

A sport where you have to stand and run!

did someone say murder???

8:28 PM

:3

Im actually incredibly scared for it lol it starts Sunday

oh no

8:29 PM

good luck (you'll need it

)

I’ll be okayyyyyy like what’s the worst that can happen

you can like die and shit probably

8:30 PM

what sport

Softball

you know sports are quite shit tbh

Ik ik

8:31 PM

I’ll be fine I’ll get over it

:<

8:33 PM

how can people play sports for fun

REAL

what enjoyment do you get from battering your limbs into a ball

i have to play with 18 year old too

8:33 PM

Olds

ew

Theyre going to like eat me or something

8:34 PM

Like those are grown ass adults

8:34 PM

I am child

8:34 PM

I walk with a cane

good luck

Djdjjsjsjdh anyway sorry it’s fine

why sorry

You are in a good mood and I am being complainy

I am NOT in a good mood

8:36 PM

also what does being complainy have to do with anything

Oh well still sorry

8:36 PM

Complainy bad but only when I do it bc I complain about stupid things

not stupid

8:37 PM

don't call your problems stupid

This one is

I'm here to listen to you vent or rant at any time whenever you need me (except when sleeping I need that kinda)

Hm but I don’t want to rant bc that’s annoying

no

8:38 PM

I love listening to people rant

Dndjbdjsjdh i need to find something but I don’t want to walk

8:41 PM

It’s okay it’s not thattttt bad

being sad to this song >>>>>> https://open.spotify.com/track/4IayHdiIOo4pN5q8Rk0xzP?si=9b7a75b30dcc44c9

You’ve just made me realize I’m not listening to anything

lmao

8:43 PM

I always need some background noise tbh

I usually do too which is why it was weird

8:44 PM

Omg a new Niko starrybooz uncle video just dropped

8:45 PM

(Im not going to watch it)

pog

8:45 PM

LMFAO

I don’t like himmmmmm

8:45 PM

Im subscribed bc he told me to

LMAO

8:45 PM

why don't you like him

He’s really shit he makes me watch his kid (baby not even a year old) he offered to house my grandmother when my grandfather died and then said that he didn’t mean it and it was an empty offer yeah stuff like that lmso

ew

He isn’t coming to my grandfathers funeral bc his wife has a wedding to go to

8:48 PM

My grandfather being his dad just to be clear

...

Meeting people in my family is meeting one of them and then going “okay it can’t be worse than that” and then the next one is worse than that

t-t

Tell me I’m wrong

I can't without lying

8:52 PM

unless you meet them in reverse order

Woooooo I win

8:52 PM

Wait till we get to my great grandmother!

ay caramba

Realllll

8:54 PM

She attempted to murder someone

based

8:55 PM

I think

8:55 PM

probably

It was her husband

PFFT

She really likes asking for my measurements

8:57 PM

It’s like

8:57 PM

Her favorite hobby

creepy (edited)

8:58 PM

say no

8:58 PM

say four

8:58 PM

for all of them

8:59 PM

do not elaborate

I’ve been avoiding it for several months bc I don’t want to know them lol

I think four is accurate tbh

9:01 PM

(I have no idea what you look like LMAO)

Me when I tell my great grandmother my bust measurement is 4 (this means I have negative amount of boobs)

LMAO

9:02 PM

negative boobs pog

She has all of the measurements except boobs and waist bc I don’t want to know them so she doesn’t get them

is that diameter or circumference

Diameter lol

4 cm yep yep

9:04 PM

your waist is 4 cm in diameter mhm

9:04 PM

4mm Lmao

Real I’m literally a stick figure how did you knwo

same tbh

Based

9:05 PM

My measurement is 2d

my arms are so thin compared to my height LMAO

Niko

My measurement is 2d

is that a Gorillaz reference????? /j

Deleted User

is that a Gorillaz reference????? /j

What the fuck@is that

band

Oh

Deleted User

my arms are so thin compared to my height LMAO

Imagine

Niko

Oh

they have a character whose name is 2D lmfao

Ohhhhhhh

9:07 PM

Nug I’m so ow

I need to give you painkillers or something

9:08 PM

buy Tylenol when you buy food or something

I can only have certain pain meds and my mom keeps forgetting the ones I can have

why only certain ones

Idkkkk it’s a medical thing bc of the side effects

damn

I can’t have ibuprofen or anything with ibuprofen in it I think

9:09 PM

Wait

Tylenol is acetaminophen (edited)

Idk what I can have my@mom just gives it to me if she kills me one day bc of it she kills me udk

Motrin is ibuprofen

Niko

Idk what I can have my@mom just gives it to me if she kills me one day bc of it she kills me udk

if you die take me with you istg

9:11 PM

but also don't please <3

I wouldn’t intentionally but yk if she happened to accidentally give me the wrong meds……..

my entire (remaining) emotional and mental stability survives on the existence of my friends alone

Hm fine but like I’m probably not the best person to rely on for that

yeah

9:12 PM

but like

9:12 PM

idc

9:12 PM

so

9:13 PM

fuck you

You just said I need luck to not die playing softball

JOKE

At this point you should worry more about my physical health killing me than my mental health (this is a joke I am okay I am not going anywhere)

same but opposite tbh (/halfjoke hehe haha)

Deleted User

same but opposite tbh (/halfjoke hehe haha)

Hmmmm not allowed

:(

9:16 PM

why not

Niko

At this point you should worry more about my physical health killing me than my mental health (this is a joke I am okay I am not going anywhere)

I’m absolutely terrified that I’m going to go to the doctors one day and they’re just going to tell me I’m dying bc of how long I decided not to go to the doctors

Deleted User

why not

Mmmmm bc I like you here

Niko

I’m absolutely terrified that I’m going to go to the doctors one day and they’re just going to tell me I’m dying bc of how long I decided not to go to the doctors

same tbh but I ignore that

Deleted User

same tbh but I ignore that

My parents asked to call the ambulance for me yesterday and I just calmly asked them not to

LMFAO

Niko

Mmmmm bc I like you here

ew imagine

Deleted User

LMFAO

I literally said “no thank you”

Deleted User

ew imagine

Imagine not wanting you here

Niko

I literally said “no thank you”

PFFT

Niko

Imagine not wanting you here

is me

Deleted User

PFFT

It was bc I had heart attack symptoms but like that happens twice a week so

Deleted User

is me

Mmmmmmm

Niko

Mmmmmmm

hshddhshshsh sorry

Niko

It was bc I had heart attack symptoms but like that happens twice a week so

ay caramba

Deleted User

hshddhshshsh sorry

Noooooo why sorry

Deleted User

ay caramba

Apparently it’s like a big deal when you have chest pain and lose feeling in half your body oops

Niko

Noooooo why sorry

being depressing again

Do you see the things I’m talking about?

9:26 PM

You’re allowed to do that

no I'm the intake not the output

What

I'm not the person who’s supposed to tell people about my shit I'm the person who has other people tell me their shit

You can be both

I'm not though

9:30 PM

I'm just the one who gets vented to

9:31 PM

not the one who's supposed to vent

Mmmm but it’s not good to always hafr others vent to you and never vent to anyone

when has that ever stopped me

It hasn’t but it should now

why

Omg my podcast disappeared again where tf is it goingggggg

old habits die hard

Anyway

Niko

Omg my podcast disappeared again where tf is it goingggggg

LMAO

Bc balance is important

Deleted User

LMAO

I can hear the loudness of the house that is nitbgoodddd

Niko

Bc balance is important

I don't want to be a burden though

Niko

I can hear the loudness of the house that is nitbgoodddd

why is it loud at 9:35 everyone here goes to sleep at like 8

You’re not a burden

I am though

9:35 PM

if I vent

Deleted User

why is it loud at 9:35 everyone here goes to sleep at like 8

My parents have friends over like every night

ew

Deleted User

if I vent

Nope not even when you vent

Niko

Nope not even when you vent

what if someone leaves

Deleted User

ew

And they drink so they are always loud lol

Deleted User

what if someone leaves

wait this wasn't structured correctly

9:36 PM

idk what I'm trying to say

9:37 PM

I'm sorry

Ogs okay

9:37 PM

It’s

hhhhhhhhh

You’re not a burden ever

9:37 PM

You have never once burdened me

bullshit but whatever you say :/

Very good very good ilysm and you could never do anything to upset me

everyone has a limit

I mean like if you told me you loved hitler I’d be bummed

I don't (edited)

9:41 PM

I try to be at least a semi-decent person

Deleted User

I don't (edited)

Great then your fine

youre

Ty

Deleted User

I try to be at least a semi-decent person

doesn't go so well a lot though (edited)

You are a good person

bullllllll

I think you are

you haven't seen me with my irls I'm total asses to them

Same so

damn

Theyre probably asses too so

mine are for sure

9:46 PM

they might be transphobic tbh

Okay then you can be an ass back

also maybe homophobic I can't tell

9:46 PM

they make gay jokes a lot

Niko

Okay then you can be an ass back

an eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind

Yeah but like if they are actively being transphobic that’s different

oh did I tell you that I hate twitter I got fucking shtwt and edtwt on my video scrolly thing I hate this app

What the fuck

Niko

Yeah but like if they are actively being transphobic that’s different

idk they made a few jokes that one time idfk I think they keep mocking people who use alternate pronouns like “did you just assume their gender????” in a mocking tone

Yuckkkkk

I make gay jokes (nothing homophobic) but not anything transphobic but that's because I literally am both LMAo I think gay jokes are probs alright to make if you're gay

Well yeah that’s different

ofc ofc

9:51 PM

i have a slight suspicion that one is gay but i'm not sure (he doesn't make those jokes i think)

That’s awkward as shit bc he probably thinks all of you are homophobic lol

there are three: the fucking cishet who told me that i'm suicidal and emo bc i wanted to dye my hair pink and said that i would kill myself and also told the next one, and i quote, "That's why your so bad that your family divorced twice" over fucking fortnite, the fucking ball of energy who is chaotic and starts so many fights that it's crazy, usually with the first one, they both make jokes about saying the n-word (although neither of them are white but idk if that's okay and i don't want to comment on that because i am #FFFFFF white (dead white LMFAO)), and then the other one he's pretty cool he can be an ass sometimes but he's fine ig (he's the one i think is gay) (edited)

Oh

9:58 PM

That’s not good

eh

9:58 PM

it's fine

I don’t really have a friend group I kinda have like friend fragments yk

based

9:59 PM

same

9:59 PM

i don't think they like me tbh

9:59 PM

but at least i'm not the most hated in the group LMFAO

9:59 PM

that's number two

Lol

10:00 PM

I have a friend who calls me the r word a lot

oh

She also makes me do all her work for her so

damn

Oh oh oh one of my friends a different one blamed my brother being disabled on me

...

10:01 PM

how

And he makes fun of me for being on food stamps

h o w

Deleted User

how

IDKKKKKK

what is a food stamp

…

10:02 PM

Nug

...what

…See now this is the part where I tell you that the government gives my family money bc we can’t afford food

oh

10:03 PM

damn

10:03 PM

why do they make fun of you

Idk cause poor and stuff

10:04 PM

I live in the city they make fun of me for that too

why??????

Cause it’s like a dangerous city

and????

Idkkk the city has like a bad name to it

10:07 PM

It’s confusing

10:07 PM

Theyre confusing

10:08 PM

Sorry

no

10:09 PM

no sorruy

I am lore dropping

damn

10:10 PM

no sorry

Hm why not

you said no sorry to me

That’s different

no

10:13 PM

fuck you

Older sibling listens to little sibling not the other way around

10:14 PM

I phrased that weird

yes

You’re allowed to say things I’m not

no

10:16 PM

other way around!!

No bc I don’t have problems

...

I see no proof

10:17 PM

I win no problems

sorry about earlier

Hm? You didn’t do anything

complaining

No you’re allowed to complain

no

10:33 PM

'm not

I think you are

why

Bc it’s not good to hold everything in

and?

Idk

10:35 PM

Sorry I’m really tired

its alr

10:35 PM

go to sleep

Okay sorry night night

no sorry

10:36 PM

is okay

10:36 PM

night night

Nuggggggggg

nikooooooo

10:06 AM

hi :]

Nugggggggggg

10:07 AM

Hi :]

10:09 AM

I have to disappear sorryyyyyyy I’ll be back at 11:30ish

o7

I’m here for a bit

hiiiii :)

Hiiiiiiii :]

hiiiiiii hru???

Hiiiii I’m good heuuuuu

I am

11:54 AM

uhh

11:54 AM

idk

11:55 AM

have you seen the dog cat hammer money ball dream car money money money closet money racetrack baby money yet

What?

oh

12:00 PM

so no

12:01 PM

https://twitter.com/jermastims/status/1638310841237016576?s=20

jerma sensory bot ☆ (@jermastims)

https://t.co/qy2FyNQ4p3

Likes

112

Oh

12:04 PM

Disappearing till 1:30 maybe or 3

:(

Omg nug I am having so much fun in school rn lmao

/s or /srs

/srs

:D pog!!

We are folding paper but it’s like fun and it doesn’t sound fun but

pog!!

Wydddd

procrastinating, you?

1:08 PM

are you gonna watch qsmp today or nah

Oh I forgot about that

1:09 PM

What time is it

4 est

1:09 PM

pm

1:09 PM

Shhshahshz I have school still

:(

Till 6:30 so

1:11 PM

I am bored now

1:12 PM

We stopped folding paper

bruh

We are doing a game now which is less fun bc I can’t play bc no wifi

o7

1:13 PM

ask for the wifi pass

I have the wifi pass school wifi is just shit

o7

I have to do boring atuff In band too bc the teacher isn’t there

:<

But I’ll be with gabe so

pog

1:16 PM

tell him i said aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Got it got it

1:20 PM

He doesn’t like you now since you corrected his Spanish lmao

L tbh

1:20 PM

el es muy estupido

Depending on what sub we have for band I may be disappearing

o.O

I’ll try to not disappear

it's okay if you do though

Gabe says bye<3

o7

We’re not leaving lol

why bye then

Nvm nvm he said die

ph

I heard hom@wrong

oh

1:37 PM

tell him I said “tu madre es pan y tu padre es pantalones”

His mom is dead (edited)

oh

(She’s not he told me to say that)

damn

He is treatening to kill your mom

okay

1:46 PM

tell him i said do it

1:46 PM

he's like four nobody's scared of him

He says he’s not 4

that's exactly what someone who is four would say tbh

He says he’s 14

-teen

1:48 PM

just four

He says por que

four-year-old

all i saw was four years six months tbh

He’s now calling me 4

you're 80 or some shit

How

1:58 PM

Im smol im child

no

1:59 PM

you are not

Shal says I am

you are in constant pain like an 80 year old

:[

2:03 PM

Ellie is actually 81 get it right -from Gabe(A 14 year old)

LMAo

2:03 PM

a 4 year old*

emotional pro-

Shhhhhhh he doesn’t know about the pain stuff lmao

2:05 PM

I don’t talk about it irl

lmfao

He’s autism truthing me (edited)

BASED

But he has no reason

2:08 PM

S tho

nono

2:08 PM

he's right

Nugggggg I’m tired

o7

Jfjffhdhdh i do t feel wellllllllll (im not old just fragile)

o7

2:11 PM

tell gabe i said cold pizza

Gabe says no

oh

2:12 PM

damn

He says he only likes ice pizza

i like pizza that is burnt to a crisp (i'm not too big a fan of pizza tbh)

He says he’ll burn you to a Crisp

tell him i said okay

Also unbased burnt food sucksss

i'm fine with it tbh

No

2:15 PM

You stay alive

2:16 PM

IVE JUST BEEN CALLED CUTE IN LIKE THE WAY YOU CALL A SMALL CHILD CUTE

awwwwwwwwwww

Noooooooo

2:18 PM

Shal is the only one allowed to awwww me

hmm

2:19 PM

you're smol and cute though

2:19 PM

whilst also being old

Mmmmm im smol but not to you bc you are smaller

i'm 5'8 and change

2:20 PM

making me bigger

Noo but you baba

no i am not

2:22 PM

i am big and pog

Im not smollllllll

yes you areeeeeee

Howwwsww

small

2:25 PM

smol

2:25 PM

very tiny

Noooooo I’m tall

2:26 PM

Also you can be short and not smol

2:26 PM

Smol is like child

is you

Im not child

yes you literally are

2:28 PM

<18 means child

Well I’m less of a child than you

okay and?

Idk

2:32 PM

Im sleepy

same tbh

Mmmm eep

cannot

2:35 PM

bad idea

2:35 PM

brain will not let me

Based

2:37 PM

I have school till 6:30

2:38 PM

Sobs lol

o7

Gabe took a picture of me sleeping on his shoulder I hate himmmm/j

based tbh

2:45 PM

is that the one friend that people think is your boyfriend despite you being gay or someone else

Yea

2:46 PM

Here kinda face reveal

damn

2:47 PM

you have glasses

2:47 PM

did i know that

Yes

damn

2:48 PM

nerd /j

You have glasses tooo

and???

Nerdddd

i know

2:49 PM

also it looks like you do not have eyes in that photo

Well they were closed

damn

2:50 PM

why do you look like you're 9 /halfjoke

I don’t????????

i apparently look like i'm two years older than i am why can't you do that

Niko

I don’t????????

ehhhhhhhhhhh

Wait wait

2:52 PM

Im close to fully face reavelung to prove my point

i will agree with myself no matter what tbh

Wow I don’t take pictures of myself apparently

same

2:55 PM

i don't like how i look LMFAo

2:55 PM

i probably have more pics of my friend's cats than i do of myself

I have this one lmao

2:56 PM

Gabe took@it

not really a good image (edited)

2:56 PM

still agree with what i said

I have one I have one

2:59 PM

yeah i think you look 8 tbh

3:06 PM

nice bucket hat though

Nooooooo iñ@not 8

nice ñ

Niko

Nooooooo iñ@not 8

9, sorry

Im trying to find pictures of me that don’t suck

lmao

3:17 PM

They all suck Tbh

they all make you look younger than me

Istg I’m 14

minus 5 lmfao

there

3:21 PM

that makes you look 8 tbh

3:21 PM

or 9

I’ll find on that doesn’t

bet

I don’t like these pictures at all but here

hmmm

3:27 PM

10 for the first one

3:27 PM

one of them for the second

3:27 PM

not 14 though

3:27 PM

maybe 11 for the latter

I just think you don’t know what 9 year olds look like

...i literally do

3:31 PM

i was a 9-year old, i see 9-year-olds weekly, i had a 9-year-old in my house for a full year that wasn't me (edited)

Hmmm

3:33 PM

Maybe I do look younger lmao

lmao

Im having a crisis now nug /hj /lh

SORRY

Im asking my irls if I look like a nine year old now

Deleted User

SORRY

NONITS FINE

L tbh

Jgjffhhfhfhfjfjfhf im not nineeeeee

you're not

3:36 PM

but you look it

This is like a month ago when someone told me I had a stutter so I asked everyone if I had a stutter

lmfao

I do in fact have a small stutter so

3:38 PM

Maybe I’m just really un self aware lol

o7

lmfAOOOOO

Why am I just now being told I look 5 years younger than I am what the fuck

3:42 PM

Maybe you just look old

i do

Oldddddd

you're older than i am

Yeah but I don’t look old

yeah

3:44 PM

smol

Im not smol

either small or old

You can’t aww at me in older than you

3:44 PM

Neither

3:44 PM

Good age

no

3:45 PM

you're an old-ass bean

You just spent an hour telling me I’m nine

you look it

3:45 PM

shal says old as shit

I look like I’m nine and my bones are 80 but how old do I act

anything from 13-17

When the Fuck do I act 17

idk

3:47 PM

when i just met you

3:47 PM

and you were enigmatic

3:47 PM

(you are enigmatic no longer)

I act progressively younger the more you know me lmao

yep

Anyway why do I look them im nine for science

idk

3:49 PM

you just look nine

Okay fair

3:51 PM

Oh btw

pog!! :D

3:51 PM

Oh?

3:54 PM

Shal says I act 12-17 my age magically fluctuates (edited)

eeeeeeeeeeeexactly

See I’ve also acted like a literal toddler to shal before so

based!!

3:56 PM

i act like a toddler with my friends that's probably normal

Based

i hope

Idk

lmfao

4:00 PM

it's normal

4:00 PM

i have decided

Mm perfect

pog

4:02 PM

qsmp is happening

Ikkkkk

it's too fucking overstimulating

4:50 PM

i had to stop watching

Im still watching and I’m in my class too lmao

who's pov

But yeah it’s pretty overstimulating

4:51 PM

Wilbur

yeah

4:51 PM

watch the other side's pov

4:51 PM

jaiden/dan/bbh/foolish

4:51 PM

less overstimulating

Okayyyy

4:53 PM

Oh god that’s so much better

LMFAO

4:53 PM

calmer

Yeah yeah

4:54 PM

I almost unmuted my mic to talk in class with Wilbur screaming in the background lmao

o.o

We’re in breakout rooms so it wouldn’t have been thattttt bad

i tried to type real and yeah at the same time and typed reah and then yeal (edited)

Wooooo

5:01 PM

Im Watching both sides now lmao

Vibes

ooh pretty keyboard on the left

5:12 PM

how does it dound

5:12 PM

sound

It is good it is good it is my personal laptop that I bought with my own money it is very nice I love it

:0 pog

5:14 PM

how is the clicky clacky of the keys

oh

5:15 PM

my

5:15 PM

god

5:15 PM

AMAZING

5:15 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yea yes very very good

5:15 PM

I should probably like do my math

same

I got distracted

same!!

I am in the meet actively she is talking at me and I still got distracted

Shhhhhh I’m two busy trying to watch 2 povs of qsmp

lmao

All of my things are not workingggggg

5:21 PM

Maybe I should like turn them off hm

Wooooo I have answered 5 math questions in an hour and 15 minutes

lmfao

5:48 PM

i am doing the same lmfao

I can’t focusssss nugggggg

5:49 PM

I keep zoning out lol

nikooooooooo

Nugggggggg

hi :/ my brain is causing me anxiety over something that's happening in half of a year

6:53 PM

I do not like it

6:53 PM

remove my brain please

Oh :[ do you wanna talk about it? If not that’s okay too

not really that would just remind me that it's happening lmfao /nm /lh

That’s okay!

6:55 PM

It’ll be fine that’s a long time away you got this

hhhhh but it's going to happen

6:55 PM

and yuck

6:56 PM

and scary

6:56 PM

and aaaaaaaaaa

It’s okay it’ll be okay

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Would you like a distraction?

please

Gladly uhm how to talk to people

6:57 PM

Nug what is your favorite dinosaur

hmmmm

6:58 PM

I've never thought about that

6:58 PM

I like the tall one

6:58 PM

like a giraffe

Ooooo

but a dino

Yeahhhh that’s a cool one!

:D

6:59 PM

funky!!

Sorry I am bad at asking questions my opening question to shal was “what was your favorite era of European history?” So at least it’s better than that

hmmm

7:00 PM

one of them!!

7:00 PM

I am bad at conversations in general lmfao

Mmm based

7:00 PM

Same

7:01 PM

All of my topic starters are basically different ways of asking “are you neurodivergent”

LMFAO

No neurotypical person past the age of ten has a strong opinion on their favorite dinosaur

I almost defended myself before remembering I am in fact neurodivergent

Bruh

7:03 PM

How did you just

7:03 PM

Nvm I do that too

idk how

It’s okay I do that too I’ve had to be reminded that I’m diagnosed neurodivergent before

o7

Weewoooo hi nug

I've been here

Ik but like

7:07 PM

I want to jump up and down but it would hurt too much and that’s not fair /hj

real

7:11 PM

(edited)

Noooo it’s okay it’s not a big deal I just want to bounce

7:13 PM

Anyway sorry

Noooooo :(

It’s okay it really isn’t a big deal at all Lmao

:[

Yesterday I was told that when I put lol and lmao after things it seems like I am hiding my feelings so if that’s what it seems like pretend it’s not there

I did not notice that

7:15 PM

or don't think that rather

Okay wonderful good good

7:15 PM

Still sorry lol

:(

Why sad

Niko

Still sorry lol

Oh

7:16 PM

Well I was being negative and stuff

and??

7:18 PM

I am ✨choking✨

No

7:18 PM

Not allowed

why

Hmm i said so

A zucchini would be a shit way to die tbh

Based

7:20 PM

I want water but I don’t want to go get water

based

7:20 PM

except you physically can't I'm just lazy

Seee if my parents let me keep my year old soda I could have that but nooooo

based parents

7:22 PM

rare niko parents based moment

7:22 PM

only niko parents based moment

Why can I have the Mac and cheese from 2012 and not the year old soda

7:23 PM

Also they didn’t know i was drinking it They just thought it was in the fridge

Niko

Why can I have the Mac and cheese from 2012 and not the year old soda

YOU CANT HAVE EITHER

Why notttttttt

7:26 PM

You’re no funnnnnnnn

7:27 PM

I just realized I was contorting my legs a weird way so I moved them and now they hurt

o7

7:29 PM

I am having anxiety over something about one of my friends now this is so fun /s

Hm I’m sure you’re friend is okay if that’s what your worrying about

hmmm they are decidedly not tbh

7:30 PM

and they have expressed that pretty damn clearly

Oh

7:31 PM

Will they tell you what’s going on

they already have

Oh

7:31 PM

Are they an irl?

no

Oh

7:32 PM

Uhm

“Oh” niko starrybooz, like 2000 times

Idk what to do I’m trying sorry

no

7:32 PM

don't be sorry

L i do what I want anyway I can’t really say it’s okay bc I don’t know the situation but Imk if you need anything

yeah ig (dw i won’t

)

Mmmm ily

mhm ilyt

If I could make all your worries go away always I would

I know

7:37 PM

but you can't

I know

but that's life MarkdownContext { Depth = 1 }

Life would be better if I could single-handedly fix everyone’s problems

alas...

Yeahhhhhhh

7:39 PM

I’m sorry I wish k could be more helpful

you're fine

7:40 PM

you've done all you can

no need to be sorry for doing all that you can do, no?

7:41 PM

you've heard it enough, my bad (edited)

No it’s okay

7:42 PM

I might need to go do something in a minute

7:42 PM

But I probably won’t bc ✨I don’t want to✨

okay

7:43 PM

that's okay

I’ve decided that I’m not going to I can brush my hair tomorrow (I’m not going to brush my hair tomorrow)

based tbh

7:44 PM

my hair is short meaning I don't need to brush it (I wanna try it out being long but my mom won't let me)

Oh my hair is silly bc I simply don’t have the energy for it to exist

7:46 PM

Also like no one in my family knows how to@take care of my hair lmao

o7

It’s fine my mom will cut the knots out if it gets bad enough

WHY DIS IT SEND

7:49 PM

whatever idc enough to retype

Lmao

7:49 PM

Ucudjdjdjddj I should probably brush my hair

ehhhhh

It is basically one large knot

PFFT

7:51 PM

make it into a bun at that point

7:51 PM

you're close enough

I have a picture where it looks like it is shorter than my shoulders bc of how knotted it is I am REALLY bad at taking care of it lmao

lmfao

I can’t find the picture but it looks really goofy

7:59 PM

I looked I can’t find it

o7

7:59 PM

you know my brain is so confused

Hm on what?

because in my mind you look like your pfp

8:00 PM

but now that I know what you look like my mind keeps flipping between the two

Lmaoooo

8:00 PM

Wait nug would you like to see little Niko

ooh

8:01 PM

smol-er niko

tiny

8:05 PM

L tbh

Scared tiny Niko

8:09 PM

Apparently there are not may pictures of little Niko

LMAO

Little Niko is an icon ngl

8:15 PM

8:16 PM

You can tell my parents didn’t love me bc what tf are those shorts /hj

LMFAO

8:19 PM

sorry I was watching TMNT 2012 with the three-year-old but I'm back now

Ooooo cool

Deleted User

LMFAO

For that matter the shirt too what the fuck was that outfit

how the fuck is it 20:30 already

Idk

8:23 PM

I need to do schoolwork husk

8:23 PM

Yuck

“husk”

I was Typing with one hand

L tbh

I am eating yogurt with the other hand

8:24 PM

It doesn’t taste good

how old

……

8:26 PM

A year and a half

NO

8:27 PM

THOSE EXPIRE IN LIKE TWO DAYS

Okay but like I didn’t really eat anything today so

FUCK YOU

I had a piece of bread for breakfast

EAT SOMETHING DECENT

Does a piece of bread count I had that

NO

Wdym I can’t have a piece of bread and expired yogurt as the only food I have all day

Nuggggggg are you okay? (Sorry I’m being clingy)

yes i am

Wooooo

i am on call with friends lmfao

Oh okay have fun!

i will :3

are you still awake or nah have you gone to bed

Oh? I was awake and still somehow didn’t see this

based tbh

nikooooooo

Nugggggg

11:51 AM

Omg whyyyy

11:51 AM

Hahdhdhdkaj

11:51 AM

Shalllllllllll

11:51 AM

Ignore that

lmfao

Wait why’d I call you shal

idk

I’m so sorry my brain is dying lmao

I am green not blue

Niko

I’m so sorry my brain is dying lmao

mine always does that tbh

Anyway hiiii

hiiiiiiiii

Hiiiiiiiii

11:54 AM

I’m sleepy

hi sleepy

11:54 AM

I'm nug

Hi nugggg

11:58 AM

Hruuuuu

idk

11:58 AM

kinda shit tbh

my techno hoodie ripped :(

Nooooo :[

is very shit

I’m sorryyyyyy

12:04 PM

I disappear:[

12:07 PM

Maybe maybe not

hiii sorry for disappearance are you back yet

Wooooo

12:28 PM

Hi

12:28 PM

I’m in science

wooo

12:31 PM

fun or no

Eh

12:32 PM

We have a sub

good or bad

Neural

12:35 PM

I’m eating lead again

hmmm

Niko

Neural

network

Niko

I’m eating lead again

it's actually graphite but whatever

12:36 PM

lead is highly poisonous

12:36 PM

graphite on the other hand is probably not edible but at least it's not poisonous

No it’s lead

12:37 PM

It’s not from pencils

what

12:37 PM

how are you eating lead

It’s like this it’s in our science w

12:38 PM

Class

why

Why did I eat it or why is it in the class

yes

Idk and bc it’s funny

no that's how you die

12:40 PM

eating shit that you shouldn't

Good

what the fuck

12:41 PM

if you die I'll fucking kill you

12:41 PM

btw

If I’m not meant to eat expired yogurt and bread what am I meant to eat

REAL FOOD???

12:43 PM

you're a dumbass /j /pos

Noooo that makes me sickkkkk

did you swallow it

12:45 PM

the lead I mean

Yeah

how much

12:46 PM

Niko how much lead did you swallow

Like 4 pieces

how big are they

12:48 PM

like pea sized?

12:48 PM

or bigger

A little bigger

jfc

12:49 PM

so

Yeah

I was talking to my friend

12:50 PM

they said you probably have given yourself lead poisoning

Why are you talking to your other friend about me giving myself lead poisoning

12:50 PM

And do I know this person lmao

Niko

Why are you talking to your other friend about me giving myself lead poisoning

BECAUSE IM YOUNGER THAN YOU IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE WHO SWALLOWS HIGHLY POISONOUS SUBSTANCES

Niko

And do I know this person lmao

no

OKAY WELL ANYTHING I EAT MAKES ME FEEL THE SAME AMOUNT OF SICK SO MIGHT AS WELL

no

12:52 PM

that is

12:52 PM

not good

12:52 PM

or healthy

12:53 PM

at least eating expired foods will just give you food poisoning

12:53 PM

eat expired foods not lead

12:53 PM

you fucking dumbass

Im fineeeeeee

you have just poisoned yourself

I get sick when I eat not expired food too

that is not fine

Niko

I get sick when I eat not expired food too

yes but that's not lethal (edited)

12:54 PM

lead on the other hand is

Okay but it’s like the normal amount of sick

no

12:55 PM

the normal amount of sick is zero

My normal amount of sick

t-t

I got silly too close to the sun

that is not silly

12:58 PM

that is deadly

I looked up symptoms of lead poisoning and it told me to call poison control

yeah

1:00 PM

you should

No im@fone/gen

no

1:01 PM

you just gave yourself lead poisoning

1:01 PM

that is not fine

No im fonr

no

1:02 PM

you poisoned yourself

1:02 PM

that makes you poisoned

1:02 PM

not fine

So it’s probably bad that om getting more sleepy isn’t it

1:04 PM

I’m fine tho

1:04 PM

Dw

MAYBE

Please dw

1:04 PM

Dw dw

1:05 PM

I am okay

1:05 PM

Dw

NO

Sorry

DW DOES NOT WORK

1:05 PM

IT NEVER DOES

1:05 PM

I AM A BALL OF WORRY AND ANXIETY

Nooo noooo sorry

1:06 PM

I didn’t mean to worry you I’m okay

NO

1:06 PM

NO SORRY

1:06 PM

NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY EVER IM STILL GONNA WORRY

1:07 PM

THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE THAT I DO NOT WORRY ABOUT

1:07 PM

EVERYONE ELSE I WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT

1:07 PM

NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY

Okay well I am okay

COOL

1:07 PM

YOU JUST POISONED YOURSELF

Yeah but I’m fine

THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS

No it is

1:09 PM

Im@jast sleepy

1:10 PM

I promise I’ll be okay

I can't believe that

1:11 PM

I'll drop it if you want

Okay well. It’s true I’m not even that si k

1:11 PM

No bc then you will just worry about it anyway

yeah

1:12 PM

but I mean nobody can do shit about that

Im sorry

fuck you why

Bc I’m worrying you

and?

1:14 PM

everyone worries me

1:14 PM

that's not your fault

What if I ate more lead

THEN YOU WOULD DIE

Also no you shouldn’t worry about me tho

shal would feel guilty btw if you died while they were disappeared

Fuck yeahhhh they would wouldn’t they

I'm worried as to what they would say just from this

Niko

Fuck yeahhhh they would wouldn’t they

YEAH.

1:16 PM

btw how many of these are you feeling atm: headaches, stomach cramps, constipation, muscle/joint pain, trouble sleeping, fatigue, irritability

Niko

Also no you shouldn’t worry about me tho

and yet I will

4

which

Headache stomach cramps muscle pain fatigue

ay caramba

Yeah but that’s like most of the time so

lmfao

Also don’t tell shal about this till i come back and can like assure them I’m okay

hhhhh

1:19 PM

whatever

1:19 PM

you aren't btw

1:19 PM

but alright

I will be tho

no

Well what would you like me to do about it

CALL POISON CONTROL

Im at school

DO YOU THINK I CARE???

Poison control will probably just tel me to throw up

COOL

1:21 PM

DO THAT THEN

(Don’t ask how I know that)

Niko

(Don’t ask how I know that)

I WASNT PLANNING TO BUT NOW I WANT TO

…..

1:22 PM

Anyway throwing up=scary

why

See nug I have a diagnosed phobia of throwing up fun fact

oh

1:23 PM

damn

1:24 PM

uhh

1:24 PM

do me a favor

1:24 PM

how much salt do you have

Idk I can get some

1:24 PM

I have like 2 packets in my bad

1:24 PM

Bag

eat as much as possible (don’t ask why please <3)

Okay

dont hate me for what results please <3

1:26 PM

(I am trying to make you throw up I just thought you should know sorry)

I know it’s okay I should probably go to the social workers office lol

1:27 PM

Forgot I could do that

yeah

1:27 PM

you should

1:27 PM

talk to them

1:27 PM

they will assist you to get unpoidonef

1:27 PM

yk what i meant

I go there like 4 times a day I have a little area there

pog

Okay I need to disappear now but I will be okay I will go get help I promise

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

1:29 PM

okay

I promise I promise I promise

1:30 PM

Also sorry

1:30 PM

For all that

no

1:30 PM

don't be

1:30 PM

don't need to be

Im okay/gen

how are you feeling

I’m good sorry

why sorry

I did something stupid

stupid things happen, it's alright

Okay well it was really really stupid

3:39 PM

And it worries you

niko no matter what you do you'll worry me

3:57 PM

nobody can control that

Okay well exra

no

4:00 PM

the things I worry about may change

4:00 PM

the amount stays the same

Well I don’t want you to have to worry about me

I'll worry anyway

Yeah but I feel bad when I do it

you could say the most minor thing and my mind would overthink it and blow it out of proportion niko

Ik so I should never say bad things

no

4:04 PM

by that logic you shouldn't say things at all

Okay

I would prefer that you did though tbh

Mmmmmm

4:07 PM

I’d do it on accident anyway

by* and yeah

Shutttttt uppppplll/lh

:) no

4:09 PM

just to spite you

Im sleepy

4:09 PM

Let me be

oh

4:09 PM

sleep

Im at school

leave

I can’t

why

4:13 PM

walk out of the door

4:13 PM

go home

4:13 PM

get an uber

My mom would kill my

4:14 PM

Me

L tbh

Okay well I’m outside now

pog

But my mom isn’t so

4:31 PM

No home for me

o7

Me when my mom forgets abt me

Woooooo she did it she got here

pog!!

Im sleepy

go sleep

Maybe

Nuggggggggggg

hi :3 did you sleep

Nope but I did spend nearly 3 and a half hours brushing my hair

damn

8:41 PM

pog?

I mean sure bc it’s done now

pog!!

Then my mom did stuff with it which was funny bc that woman knows nothing about what to do with my hair lmao

8:43 PM

She has pin straight hair

8:44 PM

Anyway hruuuuu

idk

8:44 PM

fine

Hmmm okay

8:45 PM

I’m still sleepy

go sleeeeeeeeeeep

Whyyyyyy

becayse

8:47 PM

if sleepy then sleep

But I’m always sleepy this is like when people tell me to not go to school when im sick

8:49 PM

Also shal just got back

8:49 PM

More the reason to not sleep

eh

8:50 PM

whatever you want

I’ll probably fall asleep soon

okie

Me when there’s literally a gas leak at my school

Gas leak selfie

10:28 AM

We’re celebrating being on the news again

OH MY GOD NIKO

10:35 AM

We’re singing Taylor swift

also just so you know me having your state, the fact that your school was on the news, and the fact it was for a gas leak would probably make it easy for me to find it (but you see I don't care enough to doxx you so)

Shal knows my school

did you tell them or did they find it

I told them

L tbh

It’s raining we are so wet help

also STOP DOXXING YOURSELF DIPSHIT /lhj

Niko

It’s raining we are so wet help

damn I want to be rained on

We are being silly

Deleted User

also STOP DOXXING YOURSELF DIPSHIT /lhj

It was funny

10:39 AM

Nug help

10:39 AM

The teachers are asking if we can breathe

CAN YOU????

Yeah kinda

t-t kinda???

Yeah

10:43 AM

We’re having a main character moment

10:43 AM

I’ve texted you and not my mom lol

basedddd

Nugggggg

nikoooooooo

10:46 AM

how do you come in contact with two things that can kill you two days in a row

Idkkkk

10:47 AM

Gabe keeps telling me to call you lmao

10:47 AM

Main character problems

no calls only messaging

10:47 AM

“main character problems” real

Okayyyyyy

10:48 AM

I am a main character

10:48 AM

We’re walking to the high school

wait no if you're the main character that means I have to be a side character and not an extra in the background noooooooooo

Noooo

10:51 AM

You main character too

eugh

10:51 AM

no

10:51 AM

that's decidedly shit tbh

We’re back inside

was there

10:55 AM

not just

10:55 AM

a gas leak

Yea there was

when did you leave when did you enter

The fire engines are still outside

10:55 AM

It’s been an hour

10:55 AM

Since we left

can a gas leak get fixed that fast???

Idkkkkkk

10:56 AM

Nug I’m so dhhsjdjshdhs

10:56 AM

I have a really bad headache

uhh

10:56 AM

when did that start

Like 40 minutes ago

eh whatever I don't have the time or energy to say that you've been poisoned by a gas leak now I don't feel like it

Okay

10:58 AM

Cool

lmfao

Post gas leak selfish

LMFAO

I look so fucking disoriented lmao

I was gonna ask why your hair looks wet and then I remembered rain

Niko

I look so fucking disoriented lmao

and 8

Deleted User

I was gonna ask why your hair looks wet and then I remembered rain

Yeah I stood in the rain for an hour

Deleted User

and 8

Nooooo

Niko

Yeah I stood in the rain for an hour

based I want to do that

How it started vs how it’s going

11:02 AM

I’m so dizzy lmao

niko

11:02 AM

you know

11:03 AM

in a gas leak

11:03 AM

that's probably NOT GOOD

Okay well

11:03 AM

It’s over now

and???

Idk

that's like saying in a shooting if I get shot but the shooter gets arrested then I'm fine

Well I

11:04 AM

No

11:04 AM

Idk

11:04 AM

Me when I almost die 2 days in a row

do NOT make it three

I’m sorry

11:08 AM

I’m tired

That's NOT GOOD EITHER

Niko

I’m sorry

WHY ARE YOU SORRY

Idk I’m being worrying

I WOULD WORRY ANYWAY

Noooo it’s fine

no matter what you say I'm still gonna worry

I could’ve just not said there was a gas leak

I still would've worried

Yeah but less about me

not how that works

oi

11:36 AM

give me attention

11:37 AM

/nf

Sorry hi

11:53 AM

I’m here now

11:54 AM

We were in band

no sorry fuck you

Okay

11:55 AM

Well hi

11:55 AM

I’m going home soon

11:55 AM

Like 5 minutes

good

That’s not cause gas leak tho

11:57 AM

That was already scheduled

damn

Yeah

12:04 PM

My phones on 1

o7

I’m homeeee

niko my dad wants me to take the dog on a walk

12:24 PM

it is actively rainjng

Yeah that tracks

12:24 PM

I thought you wanted to be rained on

I do

12:24 PM

I don't want a wet dog though

That makes sense

he's small

12:25 PM

he's gonna look like a wet rat

Shhshehehhwjs

12:25 PM

Lmao

he wants me to take both dogs now king istg

Sbhshshshsh why

idfk

I’m waiting for my mom to get out of therapy so I can tell her abt the gas leak lmao

jfc

My head still hurts really bad lol

12:40 PM

But it’s okay

brb

Okayyyy

back

Nuggggggg

I managed to stall for long enough that the rain died down a bit

Woooo

Nugggggggggggg?

nikooooooooooo?

Hi

hi

Hiii

hiiii

Hiiiiii hru

tired, throat hurts, I have just randomly got nausea

Oh:( (edited)

you?

Nervous

what's wrong? /nf

School always school lmao

It’s okay it’s not even real school it’s my stupid extra math class

Nuggggggggg

hi :)

Hi :3

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hiiiiiiii hruuu

headache

7:19 PM

tired

7:19 PM

else fine

Sameeeee

7:20 PM

But also nervous

what's wrong /nf

I start my sports thing tomorrow what if I like die

oh

7:20 PM

just

7:20 PM

don't

7:21 PM

kindly ^-^

Yeahhhhh but I’ll probably get really hurt

7:22 PM

And I won’t know anyone

Nuggggggggg

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Nugggggg hiiiiiii

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :]

3:04 PM

where the fuck is shal

Idkkkkkkkkkk

i need to be clingy where are theyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ikkkkkkkk they are usually late on Sundays but not this late

i will fight them

Noooooo be niceee

i will fight them

3:08 PM

in a

3:08 PM

nice way?

Mhm mhmm

:)

Nuggggggg I’m so ow lol

Mmmmmmm I hate sports

3:13 PM

Anywayyyyy hruu

fine (edited)

3:13 PM

leg hurts a bit

3:13 PM

better than earlier though in which i was in pain just breathing!!

Just like me frfr

3:14 PM

I’m glad you feel better tho

3:15 PM

I miss shallllllll

same

Mmmmm

btw your priv is unsuspended if you didn't know

Ik Ik I can’t get into it tho

why's that

It keeps asking for an email

damn

3:35 PM

do you not have one?

No i do it’s used for an account that’s perm banned that it won’t let me deactivate bc it’s perm banned

damn o7

Nugggggggggggg

nikooooooooooooo

Gabe says you’re in your homophobic arc

I am a homosexual

10:58 AM

how can I be homophobic

Gabe says anything is possible if you try hard enough

I'm literally bi I do not hate the homos

Gabe wants to gaslight you

Niko

Gabe says anything is possible if you try hard enough

so i could leave the earth’s gravity right now without any help and then breathe in space?

Niko

Gabe wants to gaslight you

good luck I just won't

Deleted User

so i could leave the earth’s gravity right now without any help and then breathe in space?

Yes

h o w

Idk

????

My other friend said get in the kitchen and make a sandwich

to you or to me???

11:03 AM

i can if they want??

To you

what kind (also why)

Six inch on Italian bread pepperoni ham and bacon toasted American cheese lettuce spinach tomato’s and mayo

I don't have Italian bread, pepperoni, ham, bacon, specifically toasted American cheese, lettuce, or spinach

11:06 AM

I have tomatoes and mayo though!! (edited)

She asked for a tomato and mayonnaise sandwich

11:08 AM

She wants to know if you have chips

I have chips yeah

What kind

idk

11:08 AM

one of them

She has requested you to go find out what kind (you don’t have to lmao)

just say the regular lays kind

She says ew never mind

why ew

11:11 AM

wtf

11:11 AM

why do your friends think I hate the gays and also hate my chips :(

Idkkkkk

11:12 AM

We are at Chick-fil-A

they hate the gays

11:12 AM

chick-fil-a does

I’ll

11:13 AM

Ikkkk

11:14 AM

It’s a school trip

why are you on a school trip to CHICK FIL A

We went to band assessment and this is the after thing

t-t

YEHA

11:19 AM

Yeah

yeha

It autocorrected

YEHA

Nuggggg it’s so loud

aaaaa

aaaaa?

Idk

Ndjdkjdjsjd nug the Chick-fil-A people called me mr lol

good or bad

Good

11:37 AM

But funny

pog!!

They got silly lmao

your name is LE

11:49 AM

mister LE

11:50 AM

your name is the masculine French word for “the”

Real I am the

11:52 AM

Hruuuuuu

idk

11:54 AM

fine ig

11:55 AM

leaning shit

11:55 AM

tjred

Mmmm

11:58 AM

Nuggggggg my friends are calling me scary

WHAT

11:58 AM

WHY

Idkkkkk

11:58 AM

I was zoned out they said my face was scary lol

t-t

They also said my smile was scary

L tbh

My legs hurttttttt

o7

My legs always hurt

12:13 PM

But yk not chroniclly

…

12:22 PM

that's not true

……maybe it is chronically but it’s not bad so

...

Im only limping a little

bruhhhh

See I have gym in a minute so

1:02 PM

I’ll cope

it's stupid that that's graded, no?

Well yes but

1:04 PM

Theyre gonna make me runnnnn hdhdjdd

can you ask to sit out

I’ll get a zero

and?

My mom will be mad

say that you were tired from doing gym the day before

I haven’t done it in a quarter bc I had health last quarter

Deleted User

say that you were tired from doing gym the day before

I meant to say sports not gym here

Oh they don’t care about that lol

bruh

1:14 PM

well then

1:14 PM

uhh

1:14 PM

Dndjdjdjsk

based

Nugggggggggg

nikoooooooooooooo

Mmmmmmmmm

1:16 PM

I hate that I can’t do anything without it hurting lol

Nug our new gym unit is running track help lmao

NOOOOO :(

I didn’t do it then they yelled at me and made me so lol

:<

They only care about me when me passing out is a disruption other than that they do not care lmao

jfc

They actively label it a disruption lol

bruhhh

It’s okay I get to be the social workers teacher pet bc of it lol

3:07 PM

Me and mr Baker are buddies

pog!!

He’s the one I went to when I got lead poisoning

still can't believe you tried to die two days in a row

It was funny

NOT AT ALL

I ONLY TRIED TO DIE ONCE

YOU HAD EXPERIENCES THAT COULDVE KILLED YOU

ONLY ONE WAS MY FAULT

3:13 PM

My mom is complaining about being in pain to me this is funny

t-t

She is funny

not really

Why not

just not

She is tho

3:20 PM

She just called me a whore hilarious

what the fuck

3:21 PM

why

Idk I wasn’t really paying attention

3:23 PM

I usually tune her out

based same

Im pretty sure she was calling me an attention white

3:25 PM

Whore

wtf

Idk

stabby stabby?

Based have fun

3:27 PM

Also where’s Shalllllllll

she should pull an omori sunny route do not save basil and be basil in that

Niko

Also where’s Shalllllllll

idk they were here for a bit

I just fell over like my legs just went “nope”

LMAo that's not good

I’ve never played omori

hmmm

Deleted User

LMAo that's not good

Eh it happens multiple times a day

Niko

I’ve never played omori

you should tbh it's an amazing game

Where do you play it

it's on switch

3:30 PM

watch for tws for depression, anxiety, and suicide though

Ooooo my mom might not let me get it bc of its content lol

3:32 PM

I had to convince her Minecraft wasn’t too violent

show her the more lighthearted images (the saturated ones)

I could do that

3:33 PM

I’ll ask later bc she’s mad now

why are your parents so incredibly overprotective and under protective at the same time

Niko

I’ll ask later bc she’s mad now

why’s that

3:34 PM

/nfta

Idk she’s just in a bad mood she said it’s the weather

that’s fair

Deleted User

why are your parents so incredibly overprotective and under protective at the same time

See nug i could like sneak out and it would get less of a reaction than dying my hair

jfc

They don’t make sense

3:36 PM

At all

NO SHIT

3:37 PM

See you should have seen the reaction to me getting a B

jfc istg

Her yelling at me got cut short bc my dad came to get me

3:40 PM

At 6, 3 hours after school ended

3:41 PM

Shal just appeared for like .3 seconds and then left

shal’s here for me??

Oh?

quoi??

On discord? Or twitter

discord

3:45 PM

are you cool if I leave for a bit I'm afraid I'm gonna say the wrong thing

Ofc

3:46 PM

Also shal is back they just weren’t on twitter

lmao

Niko

Ofc

Ty king

(also sorry)

Nooo you’re good I promise

hhhhh not really

Are you okay now?

probs not tbh

4:03 PM

Lmk if you need anything

eh

Dhdhdhys nug apparently there are parental controls on my switch bc I can’t even view omori on my switch like when I click on it it says the im not elegible to view it lmao

BRUH.

Me when I’m “not elegible” to LOOK AT a video game

he really went and t-posed on you

HE DID

7:41 PM

Shielding my innocence eyes from a game

I want to make a religion joke (because t-posing looks like a cross) but I can't think of one lmfao

A game can’t make you want to kill yourself only god can do that

LMAO

My parents are so fucking silly bc they really said “no no I want you to be introduced to mental illness though me”

LMFAO

7:45 PM

I think I had the exact opposite experience

people need to monitor their children a bit more I was googling shit I shouldn't have been at fucking 7

ME WHEN I LOOKED UP MY DADS CASE SEARCH WHEN I WAS 8

LMFAO

And then I got caught not bc I looked up case search bc I looked up what domestic violence was

how’d they figure that out

They have things on my phone to like track what I do kinda

I managed to get that off in like a year

7:48 PM

I am kinda good at covering my tracks i’d think

Like I couldn’t download apps without permission but I found a way to get though that so now I can’t download apps at all

LMAO

IT WAS BC I DOWNLOADED TINDER TO BE FUNNY

7:49 PM

IT WAS FUNNY

I figured out the passcode to the screen time thing but my dumbass told my mother so then it got changed

Niko

IT WAS FUNNY

LMAO

My parents are only strict about things that don’t matter now that I think about it

7:50 PM

They are doing the most over nothinggggg

my parents are like severely underprotective

I can go to Spencer’s and get a sex toy but I can’t eat something without my mom tracking it

your mom does what

Okay so

7:52 PM

It sounds bad

7:53 PM

I know

7:53 PM

But

your mom fucking like counts your calories???

I mean yes you could say that

7:54 PM

But like

7:54 PM

Im thinking im thinking I need a way to justify this

oh my god Niko why

It’s really not that bad

how

Idk it’s just not

7:57 PM

She’s been doing it since I was like 7

what the fuck

7:57 PM

that's unhealthy

7:57 PM

not good at all

7:57 PM

that's fucking weird

It’s okay

no

7:58 PM

it's fucking not

But if you think about it

8:00 PM

Like

BUT IF I THINK ABOUT IT??

It’s really just like eating the recommended portions yk

8:01 PM

Except my mom recommends them

no

8:02 PM

that is

8:02 PM

so shit

8:02 PM

your family is shit

Sometimes but they want what’s best for me yk

my mom doesn't do that she just eyeballs it why the fuck does your mom track what you eat

Niko

Sometimes but they want what’s best for me yk

that's still not good

See I just wanted to make a joke about me being allowed to go anywhere I want and not pick my own food I didn’t know it was thattttt bad

8:05 PM

Like I knew it wasn’t normal

8:05 PM

But I didn’t think it was like bad bad

stg

Sorry

WHY

8:06 PM

WTF

Idk being neg

King I'm always fine with you being neg

8:07 PM

as I've said to someone else, “i’m always here to listen if you need to talk, vent, rant, anything”

Anyway moral of the story my switch has fucking parental controls

LMAO

8:08 PM

forgot that's how we started talking tbh

See like what if I just wanted to look at omori what if I didn’t even want to play it what if I just wanted to stare at it real nice

lmao

I can’t even look at the download screen

lmfao

Second moral of the story my parents are doing the most over nothing and nothing over the most

my parents trust me too much I think

8:11 PM

they were like “no twitter” and then didn't do anything

My parents trust me a lot sometimes

8:12 PM

I feel like they clicked the randomize option on raising me

wdym

My parents went “how strict are we going to be” and then blindly filled out the bubbles on what they would be strict on and what they wouldn’t be strict on

oh lmao (edited)

They are silly

true

Woo I win you agreed

but like silly /neg

8:16 PM

in the worst way possible

See if you lived with them you would find them silly

8:17 PM

And funny

8:18 PM

Oh my god I should take stupid quizzes again

I wouldn't tbh

8:19 PM

you should tbh

I am I am

8:20 PM

I am asking quizu what is wrong with me

LMFAO

I will tell you what they say

good

It called me lonely

8:22 PM

Taking a new one

8:22 PM

Oh my god uquiz can guess my childhood trauma

Niko

It called me lonely

based same (I'm have friends I am just simply a wuss)

Uquiz says I have daddy issues

link me!

https://uquiz.com/quiz/Zrnnby?p=4551434

I got daddy issues... let me guess your childhood trauma (i’m a pro...

I saw a result that was so me one time, “have mommy and daddy issues but don't at the same time?”

Mmmmm

8:29 PM

See I have basic daddy issues and fun mommy issues

you see

8:31 PM

none of these are correct

Thattttts what i día d

8:31 PM

Said

8:31 PM

Like I have a dad now I didn’t when I was little

my dad is mid leaning shit not absent and not my bff

Hm

and biological

8:33 PM

do I answer the first or fourth

Probably stepdad okay would be the closest

alr

8:34 PM

well now

8:34 PM

what does complicated mean

Uhhhhh have parents that aren’t divorced but should be?

damn

8:36 PM

YAY PICK A LYRIC QUESTIONS I LIKE THESE

……how

LMAO

8:42 PM

I got

Based

that feels right tbh

I’d say that about you too /hj

8:44 PM

aaaaaaa

link!!

https://uquiz.com/Quiz/Question/OFRpqw/8?ref=sidebar_suggestion

Pick some stuff and I'll guess your trauma

Pick some stuff (favorite color, scenarios, your relationship with your parents) and I'll assign you a friend of mine along with the same brand of trauma they have. Don't take this seriously though.

8:46 PM

8:47 PM

I win bc I couldn’t read till I was nine

Lmfao

I also taught myself to read so

lmfao

I taught myself to read mainly though bible audiobooks and I think that somehow says a lot about me as a human

none of these...

Oh I had to choose I have like 4

LMAO

You were never into medieval torture methods you seem like the type

idk I just throw myself into video games

Fair

8:54 PM

Fuck when did it become 9????

a lot of these are close “has been put in a mental hospital” haven't but should be “undiagnosed adhd” I've been diagnosed “arson is cool” better than nothing tbh “bullied” that one time doesn't count that was like fourth grade “was into medieval torture methods” if I knew what they were then probably

Being bullied in 4th grade counts

not really

That or arson

lmao

8:57 PM

guess that then

8:58 PM

that one wasn't correct enough for me to post it

Oh

link me moreeeeee

Im trying to find good ones

9:01 PM

https://uquiz.com/Quiz/Question/5z8HgU/5?ref=sidebar_search_result

i diagnose you with a mental illness or neurodivergency

ive been on an armchair diagnosis spree lately

9:03 PM

I hate this quiz

how do I convince shal that them saying things is not going to hurt me in any way

Idk I’m pretty sure you can’t

I can damn well try

9:04 PM

we’re battling over them saying that they missed me

They don’t want to say things but they need to and they know they need to and don’t care

Deleted User

we’re battling over them saying that they missed me

What??

lemme send ss’

…

here

9:09 PM

full conversation so far

Mm

9:18 PM

See

9:18 PM

I’d probably say the same thing as them in this situation so

t-t

Me and Shals arguments are “you shouldn’t do that” “well you do it” “well it’s fine when I do it” “no it’s fine when I do it”

yeah

9:20 PM

based tbh

Yeah

9:22 PM

Im sleepy

9:22 PM

Nvm not sleepy

9:22 PM

Tired

what's the difference

9:23 PM

/genq

Im tired and I’m low energy and shit but im not sleepy as in like sleeping

9:24 PM

I didn’t explain that well

I think I understand

Yeahhhh

yeahhhhhhh

I don’t feel welllllll

It hurts to move but I keep moving anyway lol

lmao

I don’t know how to not move

same

See I could sit still but I like reallyyyyy don’t want to so I shall ow

based

Niko

Me and Shals arguments are “you shouldn’t do that” “well you do it” “well it’s fine when I do it” “no it’s fine when I do it”

currently doing this

Why are@my parents being loud it’s 9:30 pm

Niko

Why are@my parents being loud it’s 9:30 pm

bruh

9:33 PM

my parents are Not Home atm

Deleted User

currently doing this

You should probably both not be doing it

Deleted User

my parents are Not Home atm

Unfortunately mine are

Niko

You should probably both not be doing it

wow incredible insight /lh

Why does it sound like they have a drum

Deleted User

wow incredible insight /lh

Ik ik so smart

9:35 PM

My parents and their hidden secret snare drum apparently

LMAO

Istg it sounds Like a drum

I called them a hypocrite and it worked (edited)

We’re all hypocrites

I'm literally using their own argument against them

Based

real

Nvm I’m sleepy

I would say go sleep but

I might tbh

well I mean can you because loud

Idk

9:41 PM

I really need new headphones

o7

My brother stepped on mine

nooooo :(

Abd then my dad stole my other ones so

9:44 PM

It was a family effort

9:45 PM

But o didn’t use them very much anyway bc I would let my brothers use them so

bruhhh

They ask nice

9:48 PM

And then I just sit here and cover my ears it is funny actually

...

Why are you dots

nothing

That means I said something bad

no

You don’t dots for no reason

9:51 PM

OMG WAIT I FUCKING FORGET MY STEPDAD HAS A DRUMSET THATS WHAT IT IS

LMAO

9:51 PM

IT IS A DRUM (edited)

IT IS I WAS SO CONFUSED I THOUGHT O WAS HEARING THINGS

LMAOOOOO

I’m so sleepy it wouldn’t be a surprise if I was just hearing things

lmaoooo

Ooooo if I sleep in my closet it will be less loud

how big is that

Not very big but I do it a lot

eh

It is my secret spot

10:00 PM

I like hiding spots

bsed

10:01 PM

based

10:01 PM

I'm too big to fit in my closet comfortably

I almost am

10:02 PM

I used to sleep under my bed but I can’t anymore bc I’m to big

o7

I can fit under my parents bed tho I love it there

my parents bed is lower than mine lmao

I sit behind the freezer sometimes

I find it funny when I misread a message and then have to turn it into something that makes sense in context lmao

Lmao

I also like when people make a paper-thin argument that I can poke holes in

10:05 PM

I prefer being offensive than defensive

I don’t like correcting p

10:05 PM

Eople

10:06 PM

Or saying they’re wrong

I don't think that should be a valid argument

Niko

Or saying they’re wrong

I love doing that tbh

10:06 PM

I find it funny

It is but also

10:06 PM

I’m very passive

o7 I'm very aggressive

10:07 PM

I think I'm doing well in my argument with shal

Cute I cry when people argue

oh no

Like actually argue not the way you argue with shal

oh

10:08 PM

I will punch people who make you cry dw

Everyone makes me cry

10:08 PM

Actually that’s not true

okay then I guess I'm punching the world

Only like 2 people make me cry

10:09 PM

3

okay then I guess I'm punching them

What did I say about punching my 300 pound 6’3 father

I will die to punch your family tbh

I made my dad get stitches once

based

But I had to clean the blood

ew

10:12 PM

what did you do to the guy

Oh way back when (last year) when I actually did sports without getting hurt

10:12 PM

I hit him in the face with a softball

10:12 PM

That I hit with a bat

BASED BASED BASED

He was pitching to me without a glove on like a dumbass

should've hit HIM with the bat tbh

He fell to the ground

10:13 PM

My mom congratulated me

LMAO

10:15 PM

Conversation with my mom

LMAO

They hate eachother so much it’s funny

ah so you voted complicated

They are divorced

oh

10:16 PM

damn

10:16 PM

lmao

I thought you knew that lol

I did

10:17 PM

I'm just stupid king

My father went to jail for abusing my Mother they didn’t just get back together when he got out lmao

oh

10:17 PM

good

Ik ik

10:18 PM

Very good

10:18 PM

One could say it’s the only good decision my mother has made

PFFT

I mean do you have any ideas for another good decision?

not killing you or putting you up for adoption or kicking you out (these seem like things she would do)

they joke about putting me up for adoption

10:20 PM

Nug my mother wouldn’t kill me

10:20 PM

She jokes about it tho

eh

10:20 PM

not intentionally

Now that I think about it

10:21 PM

ARE YOU SAYING MY MOTHER WOULD KILL ME BY NEGLECTING ME?????

no

Okay

10:21 PM

Good

kill you by not caring enough about your wellbeing

What are you proposing the

10:22 PM

Oh

10:22 PM

YEHA

10:22 PM

Yeah

or by kicking you out

She would

10:22 PM

I’d get kicked out if I came out

ay caramba

10:23 PM

I think if I said anything about coming out the worst thing would be that I don't want kids

Oh lol

not that that would be the only bad thing

My parents said they wouldn’t visit me if I didn’t have kids sounds like a win

BASED

I just want reptiles

10:25 PM

Snakes

I would just be able to add that to the list of the number of ways I've disappointed people tbh

10:25 PM

based I want like three cats

And lizards and frogs no kids

Deleted User

I would just be able to add that to the list of the number of ways I've disappointed people tbh

If that would disappoint them that’s stupid

she said she expects [it was either five or three] kids from the two eldest king the other doesn't want any kids either

10:27 PM

AND THE FUNNIEST PART

10:27 PM

IS THAT SHE THOUGHT WE WERE JOKING

Honestly do you need kids does there really need to be another fucking David I’m this world

Niko

If that would disappoint them that’s stupid

I would only disappoint my mother

10:27 PM

and David III

I want kids but if me scared to mess them up

I just simply don't

10:28 PM

you know how fucking expensive kids are

10:29 PM

I wanna be that guy who saves his whole life then sends 22 kids to college

Yeah Ik but they’re cool I just think I’d fuck them up too much

10:30 PM

I like kids they’re col

10:30 PM

Cool

eh they're a lot

I mean yeah

I don't think i’d do well

Idm better than adults

depends on the adult

Wrong

10:31 PM

Unbased

idk I know some pretty fire adults

10:31 PM

they're so old

10:31 PM

a lot of my online friends are adults

10:31 PM

barely

10:31 PM

but still

Kids

eh

10:32 PM

mid

MY VOICE HELP

10:32 PM

I FORGOT HOW HIGH MY VOICE WAS

you sound like someone I know lmfao

DIE I HATE THAT

L

that was a few years ago

LMAO

Jesus why was my voice so high HEKP

10:33 PM

Help

Lmao

Anyway

10:33 PM

That’s my cousin

10:33 PM

She is my beloved

short

10:33 PM

L

She calls me her sister

that is

10:34 PM

factually false

Deleted User

factually false

Ik but everyone else does it too

Niko

Click to see attachment 🖼️

blondes L

Real

my hair is nigh-black brown

10:35 PM

so I'm better tbh

Most of my family is blonde

L

That is why it’s a running joke that I’m adopted

lmao

Anyway children are cool I’d just be a bad parent

I would be a bad parent and children are Ls tbh

I might not be a bad parent

10:38 PM

But I’d be too afraid to try

essentially just don't be as bad as your parents

10:39 PM

(although that's not too high of a bar LMAO) (edited)

See but what if I am

you're less likely to do things that they did to you because of how it affected you

See but it didn’t affect me

subconsciously maybe?

Also they’re bad bc their parents were so

Deleted User

subconsciously maybe?

Probably

Niko

Also they’re bad bc their parents were so

well I mean that was a long while ago people change

10:41 PM

like as a whole

Idk I’d be worried of being like my parents mainly

how the FUCK is it almost 11

OH

10:42 PM

WHY IS IT STILL LOUD AT 11 JEEZ

•’alooooo

10:43 PM

LMFAO

10:43 PM

I just wanted to say lmaooooo :(((

Lol

10:44 PM

You tried

I did

Good try

Ty king

Okay what if I ignored loud and slept

eh

10:47 PM

based

10:47 PM

tbh

I’m sleepy

I have told shal that they would need to kill me to get me to stop caring about them

Basedddddd

literally idc what happens you would have to put a bullet through my skull

10:50 PM

for there to be a semblance of a chance of me stopping to care about them

Real

I'm glad this is over text and not irl because I am so loud when I argue lmao

Oh

I'm trying to not be

10:52 PM

I just can't help it

Valid

10:52 PM

I get yelled at to speak up

o7

My fingers keep snapping out of place

Deleted User

I'm glad this is over text and not irl because I am so loud when I argue lmao

not that being an autism trait

Oh yeah lack of volume control L

lmao

10:55 PM

how am I a pessimist, realist, and optimist

10:55 PM

all at once

Deleted User

not that being an autism trait

I yell when I get excited sometimes but that’s it

Deleted User

how am I a pessimist, realist, and optimist

Based

it's all context based

I’d say I’m realist pessimist leaning on average

yes

10:57 PM

same

10:57 PM

but also I can be an optimist

Same

10:58 PM

Okay

10:58 PM

Why does it sound like just dance help

LMFAOOOOO

Nug I’m dying it’s so random but also loud

LMAO

Fuck it I’m putting on calming music and sleeping

Based

11:00 PM

night niko

I’ll drown them out

11:00 PM

Night night

I'm so based

Woooo

Nug my mom got unexpired yogurt

7:32 AM

I didn’t know she knew how to do that

LMAO

It tasted very good actually

Oh oh nug you will be proud I ate graphite instead of lead today

WOOOOO

5:25 PM

I'm proud of you :3

IK IK LESS TOXIC

NOT EVEN

5:26 PM

THE BODY CANT ABSORB IT

IM DOING SO GOOD SO GOOD BOT EVEN EATING TOXIC STUFF SUCH HIGH STANDARDS

WOO!!

Nuggggggggggg?

nikoooooooooooooo

Nugggggggggggg

hi :3

Hi

hiiii hru

Hiiiiii im@okay

12:22 PM

Hru

kinda shit, else fine

Mmmm im bored

L tbh

Real

my nose is stuffy

Same my head hurts

It’s oakyyyyyy

Mmmmmmm hi

mmmmmmmm hi

Hiiii I don’t feel well

same I feel yuck

I’ve thrown up twice today and my mom didn’t let me go home

bruhhhh

12:55 PM

where tf is shal

Idk they were here early this morning

they were

12:56 PM

now where are they

Idk

my friend has been in a call for 18h 45m

1:01 PM

he's in school

1:01 PM

his laptop is on ig

Oh lmao

1:01 PM

Once I was on call with my friend for over 24 hours it was silly

lmaooooo

Djjdjsus i don’t feel well lol

once I played Minecraft for like 11h

Niko

Djjdjsus i don’t feel well lol

Deleted User

once I played Minecraft for like 11h

that's the longest I've managed to stay focused on one game for

I played stardew for 15 once like a month ago lol

at 11 my eyes started to hurt

1:09 PM

does it look like I'm online

No

okie

1:10 PM

good

Deleted User

at 11 my eyes started to hurt

Fair

how do you feel about stairs

I hate them

1:12 PM

They make me fall a lot

Niko

I hate them

real I hate them too

1:13 PM

like get elevators or escalators if you're going vertical

I don’t like those either

1:14 PM

Scary

which

Elevators mainly but both

well then how do you want to go up and down??

I don’t

...

1:17 PM

based tbh

I feel like I’m going to throw up again lol this is silly

Deleted User

based tbh

Ik ik

Niko

I feel like I’m going to throw up again lol this is silly

Mmmmm im a little scared but it is okay it is silly yk

yes... silly...

See I am coping

1:24 PM

It is silly

1:25 PM

It’s not silly nvm

Nuggggggggggggggg

hiiii sorry

Niiiiii It’s okay sorry

nooo why are you sorry I'm the sorry one

Idk being yk

1:40 PM

Not positive

in the words of weezer, “I don't care about that”

1:43 PM

haha

1:43 PM

weezer

Omg nug are you excited for me to go to a weezer consert

eh

Im not lol

1:44 PM

Gabe wants you to get him McDonald’s nuggets

ew

1:44 PM

why fucking mcdonalds

1:45 PM

get something better

1:45 PM

wendys

He says he doesn’t care from where and that he just wants “nuggies”

tell him I said L

He’s never had wendys

1:46 PM

He’s calling you homophobic again

why

Bc you won’t give him your home address

hmmm

2:02 PM

I live at 2

Wow owwie

2:02 PM

Wowee

2:02 PM

Cool

Lmao

Im bored and silly

2:05 PM

Gabe wants to know if you are available

to?

Idk

2:06 PM

He says talk

2:06 PM

I don’t think he knows idk your voice

LMAO

2:17 PM

deep

I know that

2:18 PM

You know my voice I think

2:18 PM

Ik you know my voice when I was younger lol

haven't remembered it

Fair

2:20 PM

Im coloring in the nurses office

based!!

Ik ik im coloring i violín

https://twitter.com/Starrybooz/status/1641519163909844993?s=20 LINK ME

Niko 🎗🐌🦕 sick arc (@Starrybooz)

Ha.

https://uquiz.com/quiz/OAXiuI/what-your-city-gave-me-asthma-song-are-you-and-then-i-judge-you-for-it

what your city gave me asthma song are you and then I judge you for it

lol I'm obsessed anyway follow me @starlilydust on pinterest for high quality memes also cw for suicidal ideation, dark themes, and other common themes in the album

3:44 PM

Ahhhhhh load

3:44 PM

Oh it actually did

pof

3:46 PM

pog

haha no

I assumed you would get that tbh

I did too!!

I also assumed I would get the one I got very predictable

I figured that

5:18 PM

hypochondriac?

Nodders

5:18 PM

Which is ironic

Niko

Nodders

exactly

Niko

Which is ironic

A bit

I am an Emetophobic hypochondriac who is always sick (edited)

yeah

God said “let’s give this a try”

nikoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nugggggggggggggggggggggggg (edited)

hi :]

Helloooo

8:26 PM

Hruuuuu

my train of thought was "i have to sneeze. wait, the last time i sneezed i gooped up my arm. wait, my hoodie is on my arm." and then i tried to pull down my sleeve and had to stifle it

Niko

Hruuuuu

stuffy nose

8:26 PM

else fine

Deleted User

my train of thought was "i have to sneeze. wait, the last time i sneezed i gooped up my arm. wait, my hoodie is on my arm." and then i tried to pull down my sleeve and had to stifle it

Lol

Deleted User

stuffy nose

That’s goodish ig

"FACT: The Linguistic Mafia will run you over with a bus if you break your vow of descriptivism." - the video i'm watching

My mom just texted me asking if I was looking for her…. Why would I be looking for her???

Deleted User

"FACT: The Linguistic Mafia will run you over with a bus if you break your vow of descriptivism." - the video i'm watching

Cute

"FACT: Tom is now in serious danger of being run over by the Linguistic Mafia's Descriptivist Bus" - the same video

Niko

My mom just texted me asking if I was looking for her…. Why would I be looking for her???

lmao

Deleted User

"FACT: Tom is now in serious danger of being run over by the Linguistic Mafia's Descriptivist Bus" - the same video

Also cute

yes

My substitute teacher today in history went in a rant about cocaine and communism

LMAO

The same one who said she would buy me for more than 17 dollars

"Source: the outside world"

Woooo

same video

Niko

The same one who said she would buy me for more than 17 dollars

what

Oh

8:35 PM

I thought I told you this

you probably did

8:35 PM

i don't remember it

8:36 PM

(he got run over by the bus btw

There’s this sub at my school and she really likes me she calls me sweetie and stuff and like obsessively complements me and once she told me she would buy me for more than 17 dollars

...thanks??

8:37 PM

wow she’ll buy you for 18+ dollars that's such a compliment

Ik like what do i say to that lmao

does she mean 18 or 180000?

She’s so funny she likes to comment on where I live bc it’s not a super safe area and she says she feels bad for me bc I live there like okay I do not care

Deleted User

does she mean 18 or 180000?

18 just 18

lmao

I want to tell a story about her but I don’t know if you have the context for it to make sense

ooh

8:40 PM

that'll make it better

8:40 PM

go

Okay so she was my sub in English once and we were writing memoirs and she asked what I was writing mine on and I said I didn’t know bc my life was boring and she goes “well that’s a good thing yk some kids have parents who are in jail and stuff”

...

8:42 PM

i mean

Hello ma’am it is me I am kids

did you tell her that

Nope

8:43 PM

She would have said to write about that and I didn’t want to

oh lmao

8:43 PM

i would've tbh

8:44 PM

(not written it, told her)

After that me and my friend started laughing and she asked what was so funny about kids parents going to jail which prompted us to laugh harder

lmaooo

Deleted User

(not written it, told her)

It’s one of those stupid things that adults treat you differently after you tell them and I don’t understand why

i don't care what adults think tbh

8:47 PM

they're stupid tbh, remember?

I don’t care what adults think of me I do care when they treat me like a “poor unfortunate troubled child” (edited)

ohhh

8:48 PM

based

It’s annoying I hate it

kill them tbh

Istg they act like it happened then and there like my dad is a felon now and he was a felon 10 minutes ago before you knew too this is not new information to me

lmfao

But yeah she’s weird I don’t like her

8:53 PM

She touches my waist a lot lmao

ew

No one likes her

8:54 PM

She talked about how communism isn’t bad today so

well

8:55 PM

she's right

8:55 PM

in theory

Based

8:55 PM

In theory

communism is a better solution than capitalisim

8:55 PM

in theory

8:55 PM

not in practice

If it were done the way it was written it would be good

exactly

But it’s not and it never will be so

yeah

The communist manifesto

China right now

(edited)

i mean nobody can say anything about if it will work in the future

Fair

8:57 PM

But we have no reason to believe it will

yeah ig

Im boredddddd

hmmm

8:58 PM

L tbh

Yeahhhh

8:58 PM

I want stardew but that requires moving to get my switch

o7

I should have done it earlier when I was already downstairs

o7

9:00 PM

(again)

I wish I could move without moving lmao

BASED!!

9:01 PM

wheelchair

9:01 PM

but like

9:01 PM

it can fly

9:01 PM

and go down stairs

See wheelchair sounds cool but I want to be able to like jump and shit bc I jump when I get excited and I would be sad if I couldn’t lol

real!!

9:03 PM

i don't jump i stim in my chair when something makes me happy

Also I’d be pissed if I was told I needed a wheelchair bc the only person allowed to limit my mobility cause im in pain is me

oh

9:04 PM

damn

I won’t listen if doctors tell me to and that is how things happen like me playing softball

9:06 PM

But they give me wheelchairs to use when I go to the hospital and those are epic so

ooh

9:06 PM

nice

I find it funny that I have found ways to get to anything part of my room without walking lol

ooh

9:08 PM

how

Most of my room I can reach from my bed if I need something and it’s out of reach I can try to pull it towards me with my cane (yes haha old Ik) and if I need to go to my closet I sit in my desk chair and push myself over there lol

oh

9:10 PM

nice

I am sleepy

sleep

No I have too much energy

damn

I have so much energy today for no reason but not like “ooooo complete tasks energy” nah just like jump around for no reason energy which I can’t do bc it hurts lmao

See but it’s okay bc I do it anyway on accident and just deal with it hurting so

look at this frog

9:15 PM

it will make you feel better

9:15 PM

it is literally :D

It is so :]]]]]

9:15 PM

It’s so good

yes

I have bounced my leg too much it hurts lmao

9:19 PM

I’m just noticing that I literally cycle though stims until I find one that’s good that I can do without hurting myself lmao

LMAo

I’m rocking now that works

lmao

Nugggggghgggggg

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hiiiiiiii hruuuu

I'm fine

12:21 PM

alice

12:21 PM

qlive

12:21 PM

alvoe

12:21 PM

alive

That’s nice

12:25 PM

Where is shal shalceeo

idk

12:27 PM

they were here earlier

12:28 PM

they disappeared ~10:00

Okayyyyyy

hmmmm

12:33 PM

hru

Nervous

hmmm why

12:37 PM

/nf

Okay so

12:51 PM

My phone got stolen for like 10 minutes sorry lol

lol

Yeah

12:54 PM

Test

12:54 PM

Load

12:54 PM

Fuck

12:55 PM

Woooooo

lmao

12:55 PM

woooooooo!!

Okay so my friend asked to see my drawing and I said no so she stole my phone and locked it lol

lmaooooooooo

12:56 PM

that is robbery

See I would have just shown her the drawing but is was dsmp lmao

oh yeah ofc

Then she proceeded to accuse me of drawing nsfw

LMAO

nikooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nugggggggggggggggg

hi :3

3:24 PM

i have observed your art https://twitter.com/Starrybooz/status/1641834880009895939?s=20

Niko 🎗🐌🦕 sick arc (@Starrybooz)

Doodles

3:24 PM

is that the art you were talking about

Yes yes the nsfw

3:24 PM

Mhm

ah

3:24 PM

ofc

3:27 PM

hmmmmm hru

Eh

3:27 PM

Yk

3:27 PM

Alive

3:27 PM

Hruuuuu

tired

3:28 PM

i almost fell asleep in a chair

3:28 PM

actually

3:28 PM

i did

3:28 PM

i think

3:28 PM

i was watching a video

3:28 PM

and i was like "how did that one finish i had 20m left and how am i 25m into the next one" (edited)

Oh lol

3:30 PM

I have so much school stuff to do but

3:30 PM

I don’t want to

3:31 PM

based tbh just take a nap instead (weekend)

Noooo I can’t bc then stuff will lock and my grades will be all messed up

bruh

See bruh the thing is just bc I want to be dead doesn’t mean I want my mom to kill me so I need to get good grades

"just because i want to be dead doesn't mean i want my mom to kill me" LMFAO

3:36 PM

based imo

I am alive so she wakes up everyday and goes “oh that one’s still here”

does it look like i'm online

Yes

jfc

3:36 PM

istg

3:36 PM

i don't care enough to fix it

3:36 PM

actually

3:36 PM

here

3:37 PM

did that wor

3:37 PM

k

No

bruh

3:38 PM

i disconnected xbox

Idk lol

well it's not me

3:39 PM

it's the gremlin child

Lmao

idc enough to fix it

Based

3:39 PM

I’m going to call my friend and beg for math answers let’s see what happens

LMAO

3:40 PM

just use google???

It’s too specific for Google

what's it on

Parabolas

hold on google tell me wtf that is

Uhhhh curve!

oh

3:41 PM

funky

3:41 PM

i see

Fancy curve

"In mathematics, a parabola is a plane curve which is mirror-symmetrical and is approximately U-shaped. It fits several superficially different mathematical descriptions, which can all be proved to define exactly the same curves."

Yes yes Ik that

yes

3:42 PM

i was just checking

We are on call now

3:43 PM

Lol

pog!!

I’m done

3:55 PM

That was easy

pog

Why did I not get a notification for that lol

idk

5:35 PM

skill issues?

Real

lmao

nikoooooo

Nugggggggggg

hi :3

12:27 PM

I drew a catboy bread

Oooo?

that's my best drawing I think

12:28 PM

ignore all of the erased bits

Aww I like it it’s silly

:3

Hruuuu

I am

12:33 PM

fine

12:33 PM

tired

12:33 PM

bit sick

Mm

you?

Mmm sleepy

based

12:38 PM

I went to bed at 4 last night!!

Based

12:38 PM

You should nap

can't

Oh

say yes

Mmmmm why

is shal better than me (edited)

No you’re equally good (edited)

12:41 PM

Now what are up’s doing with that

there we are

12:41 PM

thank you!!

12:42 PM

:3

I

12:42 PM

Don’t

12:42 PM

Agree

skill issues?

I’m gonna whip out the tattle form rq

L tbh

skill issue

Noooooo

Nugggggggggggggggggg

Nuggggggggggggggg

hey

Hi?

hello??

Hi

8:21 PM

I’ve never seen you greet someone using hey before I got worried lol

ah

8:22 PM

hey is used usually when something’s wrong or I'm tired of being awake (not like sleep tired though) it's the latter

Ah okay

my greetings are always coded lmao

8:23 PM

not even on purpose

Yes I’ve noticed

8:24 PM

Hence why I was confused by you using a different greeting

lmao

8:25 PM

I can see the moon it is big and pretty

Oooooo that’s cool

8:26 PM

I’d look out the window to see the moon but that involves rolling over and my legs hurt too much for that

o7

8:27 PM

I can take a pic with my crappy camera if you want (it's gonna a be a blur) (edited)

Oo sure that’s okay

let me get to somewhere with no trees

8:30 PM

LMFAO

It’s pretty tho lol

it is!

8:31 PM

esp with the trees and clouds

Yeahhhhh

8:31 PM

Maybe I should go outside again I was outside earlier and it was fun but I’m not meant to be walking but oh well

8:33 PM

Actually now taht I’m thinking about it how do they want me to not walk wtf

why can't you walk???

Idk

8:35 PM

I don’t think anyone knows

8:35 PM

I think doctors tell me things for fun tbh

???

When they let me go home they said to not walk a lot

8:35 PM

Idk why

8:36 PM

But I took a walk either and I was fine so

damn

But it’s okay bc I’m going to ignore them and go to softball tomorrow so

...

My mom said I should still go

...

I’ll be fine (edited)

eh

8:52 PM

debatable

I did it last year

doesn't make it healthy!

It’s exercise it’s healthy

not by nature

8:55 PM

idc I don't want to argue

Okay

8:56 PM

I know it’s not good but I have to go lol

8:56 PM

Sorry

it's okay

nikoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nuggggggggggggggg

nikoooooooooo i miss shalllllllllll

Nugggggggggg yeah

7:42 PM

I went to softball and didn’t die

pog!!

7:42 PM

proud of you!

That’s silly tbh

and?

Idk

7:44 PM

I’m going to my dead grandfathers birthday dinner bc that makes sense

..?

One sec

7:47 PM

Real life image of what is happening

?????

We’re singing happy birthday to a dead person

why

I don’t know

7:49 PM

I just do what I’m told

damn

We might be getting out of it

7:51 PM

My family being the amazing planners they are didn’t get enough seats

nice

Nvm we’re here

oh

7:55 PM

i still don't get why

7:55 PM

ask someone i beg

I can’t ask that king

why

7:58 PM

/genq

Idk

8:02 PM

I feel like it’s like

8:03 PM

Anyway we left so

lmao

Now my mom is mad but

why is she mad

Idfk

8:03 PM

I think she’s gonna cry let’s see

8:03 PM

She’s crying

ah

I think we’re fine now

8:06 PM

Idfk what’s happen I just exist

based tbh

Nuggggggggggggggg are you still awake

sorry I was cert tired

Based

that was supposed to say very

lol

I think

Probably

hey, i'm probably gonna take a break from twitter/discord until like the 30th, if you need anything my instagram is kingchickennug, you can dm me on that

Okay

6:30 AM

I requested on an account for my brothers stuffed animal bc I don’t have an actual Instagram lmao so it’s like person the alligator or something that’s me

Hellooooo

HELLO!!

Nugggggggggg

hmmmmmm

8:47 PM

hi :3 (edited)

Hi :]

my friends are anxietying me!!

8:48 PM

woo!!

8:48 PM

am not a fan

Oh what are they doing

uhh

8:48 PM

wanting to die!!

8:49 PM

how are you??

8:49 PM

i already asked that!!

8:49 PM

too bad!!

Im okay

8:49 PM

"stop accelerating your learning and PAY ATTENTION TO ME GODS DAMN IT" - me

Woooooo

i want them to coach me on my lack of denialllllllll

8:50 PM

hru

8:50 PM

wait

8:50 PM

nvm

8:51 PM

brb

8:51 PM

back

Hiiii

8:51 PM

nikoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

8:51 PM

i want to just

8:51 PM

leave

8:51 PM

just

Nuggggggg

walk

8:51 PM

away

8:51 PM

and go

reallyyyyyyyyyyyy far

Like physically walk really far away?

well

8:52 PM

yeah

8:52 PM

just like

8:52 PM

run

8:52 PM

as far

8:52 PM

as i can

Yeah I get that

just delete everything, pack up my phone and some essentials, and just

8:52 PM

go

8:52 PM

leave

8:53 PM

no words

8:53 PM

out the door

8:53 PM

bam (edited)

8:53 PM

gone

Yeah I know

shal would be pissed though probably

Why?

that i left while they were disappeared

8:53 PM

or like

8:53 PM

not pissed

8:54 PM

but like

8:54 PM

yk

Well yeah you can’t go anywhere king I know you want to but you can’t walk away

i know

8:54 PM

i've wanted to a lot

8:54 PM

i've wanted to delete everything

8:54 PM

i've wanted to run

8:55 PM

but i can't really

8:55 PM

kinda stuck

8:55 PM

unfortunately

I wouldn’t be mad if you ran away from the internet as long as you were safe

yeah

8:56 PM

idk if i could keep myself safe though

8:56 PM

I don’t want you to feel stuck here

it's not really that i'm stuck

8:58 PM

more that i want to go

8:58 PM

but can't

I want you to do what’s best for you tbh

8:58 PM

Always

8:58 PM

Within reason

i don't know what's best for me though

Thats okay too

i wish i did

9:00 PM

You don’t have to know all the time

i know

9:00 PM

but i never do

That’s okay too

it doesn't feel okay though

You’re a child you’re meant to be dumb you’re meant to not know that’s not a personal flaw that’s just life (edited)

i feel like i have to have a handle on my life though

You will eventually

i know

9:02 PM

but i want to now

I know but you don’t and no one can make you know

i wish someone could (edited)

9:03 PM

i wish someone could make me know anything about me

Discovery is part of life

yeah yeah

9:05 PM

i just

9:05 PM

want to know

9:05 PM

what i'm here for

9:05 PM

i want to feel needed

9:05 PM

i want to feel like i have a use

You are needed

9:09 PM

You might not know why yet but you are needed

i don't feel like i am though

Well you are

9:10 PM

I need you tbh

eh

9:11 PM

i don't think that's true if i had to be honest

9:11 PM

but okay

Why don’t you think it’s true?

idk

9:11 PM

it just

9:11 PM

doesn't feel like you

9:11 PM

do

I do tbh

9:12 PM

That’s why I started messaging you earlier

oh

You’re presence is calming to me you didn’t have to do anything specific and it calmed me down I needed you

ah

People need you even if they don’t directly tell you

idk

9:16 PM

i don't think that's true

Would you like me to directly tell you everytime I need you? Because I will o don’t like to bc I don’t want to stress you out but if you need it to feel needed then I will/gen

idk

9:18 PM

whatever you want to do king

But I do need you even when I don’t say it I promise

hhhhh okay

9:19 PM

Ilysm

ilyt

You make me happy tbh

idk how

9:20 PM

but okay

Well that’s the fun part about that is idrk either but I know you do

ah

Sorry if I’m not saying things good I’m tired

you're doing well

9:25 PM

dw

Okay

9:26 PM

Im getting better at talking a lot and not getting bad at it wooo

woo!!

I am at school 11 + hours everyday this week and I like died Monday bc I couldn’t talk anymore and now I’m like fine

ew

✨tech week✨

yuck

It’s fun but also I have to be the boss of people and tell them to do things

BLEGH

9:30 PM

shoot me imo

Yeah I’m like dead when I home tbh

o7

9:31 PM

i like

9:31 PM

exist

9:31 PM

and i die

9:31 PM

anything else is hell

See but also I have to stand a lot so I am dead physically and socially

9:32 PM

Did I tell you I dislocated my hip earlier

what

Mhm

nikoooooooooooooo

9:37 PM

i'm sleepy

Same

9:37 PM

Can you eep?

i mean

9:38 PM

ig

Mmmmm

9:38 PM

Soonish maybe?

eh

9:38 PM

i don't wnna

Fair

9:39 PM

But also you@need to

eh

9:39 PM

are you sure

Mhm

hmm

9:40 PM

but are you sure

Yes yes i@am

oh

9:42 PM

i got bit

When?

a minute ago

Oh

9:42 PM

Well that was like 2 minutes

three-year-olds are ruthless

If you’re falling asleep you should probably go to bed tbh

i'm not i don't think

Then why were you sleep ling fir a bit?

i wasnt

Oh nvm

lmao

9:45 PM

i would've told you

9:45 PM

it's hard for me to fall asleep

See I thought you did im not good at reading

oh

9:45 PM

damn

My reading skills are incredibly poor woo

based

Im falling asleep a little bit

9:47 PM

Just a little

oh

9:47 PM

based

9:47 PM

i do that!!

It’s fine if I don’t play a video I just won’t fall asleep no matter how tired I am so

oh pog

Mhm so I usually sleep when it hurts a lot to keep my eyes open

oh

9:49 PM

based

I wanna stay up till my friend gets up today

oh my

Theyre 6 hours ahead so they wake up like 2 our time

9:51 PM

I want to talk@to them@but they are eep

9:54 PM

I caved and put a video on bc it was too quite and immediately almost fell asleep

oh

9:54 PM

my

What

idk

9:55 PM

i stay up until two idk what i'm saying

I probably won’t make it to two anyway

ah

9:56 PM

based

Im so tired

BASED SAME

9:56 PM

i just realized

9:56 PM

i have not finished my math homework

9:56 PM

whoops!!

Oh

whatever

9:57 PM

i'll watch jerma play unpacking while i try to figure out how to math

Jffjhfhdhdhdhd im thinking about my extra math class now

Deleted User

i'll watch jerma play unpacking while i try to figure out how to math

BASEDDD

(i forgot)

Niko

Jffjhfhdhdhdhd im thinking about my extra math class now

oh fuck sorry

Deleted User

oh fuck sorry

Nooooooo It’s fine I’ll figure it out or something or I’ll fail ig

9:59 PM

It hurts to blink

oh

9:59 PM

sleep?

I have to wait till parents get home at least

oh

10:00 PM

okay

10:00 PM

i am taking online quizzes

10:00 PM

instead of doing math

Based

10:02 PM

My hip won’t go back until to place and it hurtsdddddssss

oh

10:03 PM

my

10:03 PM

uhh

10:03 PM

how do you

10:03 PM

fix that

Idk

jerma is so ocd on this

10:10 PM

he keeps ranting about how the person in the game has too much stuff

nikiooooooooooooooooo are you sleeping

Fuck sorry I fell asleep I didn’t mean to

dw I did the same thing the same night

Okayyy

gmmmmm

Gmmmmm hru

8:55 AM

Nug there is so much going on holy shit I just got here Lmao

Nugggggggg my geometry work is asking about San Antonio and mosaic art im so confused

aaaaaa what is that

Idkklkkk

oh

9:07 AM

well

9:07 AM

san antonio is in texas

9:07 AM

so yeah

Yes yes real

9:08 AM

But what is the converse to that

idk what converse means

9:09 AM

oh

9:09 AM

flip it

9:09 AM

okay so it's like

9:09 AM

"if they (not he or she) lives in san antonio, then they live in texas"

9:09 AM

but then

9:09 AM

flip that

9:09 AM

and then it's converse

9:09 AM

like

9:10 AM

"if they live in texas then they live in san antonio"

9:10 AM

which is not true

Ohhhh

9:10 AM

But yeah

9:10 AM

Okay

9:10 AM

Are you okay?

does that make sense

Niko

Are you okay?

yeah why

Deleted User

does that make sense

Nodders

Deleted User

yeah why

Idk you never have your status set

i didn't know what to put!

9:11 AM

and i wanted to be idle

9:11 AM

so

Idk what idle means I never have lmao

uhh

9:12 AM

like

9:12 AM

if you don't do anything

9:12 AM

ig

9:12 AM

then you go to idle

9:12 AM

?

9:12 AM

idk

Oh okay

9:13 AM

Im boreddd

L

:[

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

9:13 AM

I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I wanna go to the band roommmmm this is not the band room

Deleted User

I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

It’s fomeeeee

bruhhhhhhh

What?

Niko

I wanna go to the band roommmmm this is not the band room

to this

I like the band room

9:17 AM

I go there a lot

pog!!

Im gonna draw instead of subwork

based

Niko starrybooz when they get upset bc someone beat them in a stupid not even contest contest why am I like this

based

9:40 AM

i would do that

See but mine is very stupid

9:41 AM

And it’s my friend who won

still based

Me when I get second place in the stupid tower contest

o7

Ehhhh im so meannnn why

Im just as bad as them god dammit

Nuggggg

nikooooo

3:44 PM

I almost died /j by being squished when trying to remove a stroller from a compact space

Woooo glad you didn’t

3:46 PM

I am still at school

o7

Im here till 6:30

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I almost died /j by being squished when trying to remove a stroller from a compact space

fun fact the stroller was not needed

3:49 PM

so that was worthless

Wooo

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Im here till 9 tomorrow lmao

aaaaaaaaa gl

Opening night is tomorrow

3:50 PM

Scary

scary

I know what if I mess everything up

hmmm you won't you'll do great

Oh all the lights are duplicating that’s probably not too

3:53 PM

Good

yeah

Ew I have to bow

why

Idkkk

nikoooooo I think I see my friend at the place i’m atttttt scaryyyyyy

Oh nooooo

aaaaaaaaaaa

she’s across the room and not paying attention to me but like aaaaaaaaaaa

Hideeee

there are multiple things in the way dw

Wooo

I am focusing on the guy next to me who has a ponytail and otherwise looks like the vulture from spider man homecoming

Wooooo

lmfao

7:01 PM

I will update you

Ty Ty

nikoooooooo

Nuggggg

I want to use the bathroom but she's sitting right next to itttttt

Oh

7:06 PM

Shut

7:06 PM

Shit

also I think she saw me/my very obvious hoodie that I wear 24/7 when I sorted the condiments at the table

7:07 PM

so I'm damned either way

Just walk quickly and don’t talk to her

lmfao

7:08 PM

there's an alternate route where I can walk halfway into the kitchen do you think that's a good idea

Sure if you won’t get in trouble

okayyyyy

7:09 PM

I'm in

Wooo

wtf is this bs of a toilet

7:09 PM

brb

7:11 PM

I returned

7:12 PM

I saw a person going to the kitchen so I walked past her and she probably noticed the hoodie but it's fineeeeeee (lie)

5% aaaaaaaa

Nooooo

I have music I'll be fine I've been in worse scenarios

Good good

like that time when I was anxious and couldn't have music

7:14 PM

bathrooms my beloved

Woo

I am frantically texting my other friend who knows the first on what to do lmao she will help (hopefully, if she responds)

7:23 PM

Sorry I’m not being helpful

nooooo it's okay

7:24 PM

you didn't do anything wrong

Okay sorry for sorrying inappropriately

nooooooo that's not something you need to be sorry for its okay if you want to sorry then you can sorry

Okay hruu

uhhhh

7:25 PM

anxietying

headache

7:25 PM

sleepy

you?

Trying to ignore incredibly intense pain so I can do homework

Deleted User

anxietying

(documented minor anxiety moment /ref haha you won't get that one)

Niko

Trying to ignore incredibly intense pain so I can do homework

oof good luck

Deleted User

(documented minor anxiety moment /ref haha you won't get that one)

I don’t but woooooo

7:28 PM

Have eggdog for luck

Deleted User

oof good luck

Current motivador is “I can’t go to the hospital the show is tomorrow”

Niko

I don’t but woooooo

ref to “documented minor emotional breakdown number x” by Los campesinos there are a bunch of them

Ohhhhh

7:31 PM

Owwwwww but also it’s fine sorry

SHE LEFT

7:34 PM

LETS FUCKING GO

WOOOOOO

aaaaaa 1%

Nooooooo

BACK

7:50 PM

ITS PLUGGED IN

Nugggg

nikooooooo

Nugggggggg

hiiiiii

7:51 PM

I am in the car

Wooo

7:51 PM

I am not

based

7:52 PM

car is too small

I need to shower but I can’t exactly move

oh

7:52 PM

based

7:52 PM

wait

7:52 PM

not based?

7:52 PM

help

7:52 PM

am struggling

Idk I physically move everything is too heavy

oh

Cant

Niko

Cant

figured

It’s fine ig

OH MY GOD

7:53 PM

JUMP IN THE CADILLAC

7:53 PM

ON THE RADIO

Whstttyy

7:53 PM

OH

it's actually called that's what I like

I know I can play it in French horn

WHAT

7:54 PM

POG

7:54 PM

can you

7:54 PM

play funkytown

7:54 PM

please

7:55 PM

on the french horn

One sec I shall look up the music

pog

7:56 PM

it's mostly piano/violin/sax

7:56 PM

but like

7:56 PM

play it

Why does it have high Fs

idk what that is

Well a note

oh

7:57 PM

I knew that one

It’s a high nite

I am playing it on the car

Woooo

Niko

It’s a high nite

damn

Deleted User

damn

Hence why I called it high f

oh

7:58 PM

pog

7:59 PM

or not?

7:59 PM

idk

7:59 PM

I can figure out the sax bit though

7:59 PM

and play it

7:59 PM

not WELL

7:59 PM

but I could

8:01 PM

I am playing Pompeii now

8:01 PM

by bastille

8:02 PM

very funky

Woooooo I love that song

yes

8:03 PM

shal likes it too

8:03 PM

it is funky

Mhmmmm

8:04 PM

I miss shal (they’ve been gone for like an hour)

REAL

8:05 PM

we are clingy

Real

8:06 PM

I want to tell them I don’t feel good (they literally already know)

lmao

I feel the need to tell people I don’t feel well sometimes even when they already know it’s really weird probably annoying

BASED

8:10 PM

SAME

8:10 PM

we should be clingytrio

8:10 PM

you me shal

We shoulddddddd

shal would object and say they aren't clingy

8:11 PM

(they are)

Inknowwwww

I have studied them too much

I can pretty accurately predict what they would say in many situations

Sameeeeee

8:13 PM

I do it on accident

same

8:13 PM

also by accident*

Shuttt upppp

8:14 PM

On accident sounds better

8:14 PM

/lh

it does

8:14 PM

just isn't right

8:15 PM

I have to use the bathroom but I am doing thingssssssss

Didnt you just use the bathroom

yes and I had a meal

8:16 PM

let it process

Youre weird go to the bathroom

I AM DOING SHIT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING SILLY

BRINGING IN GOATS

8:17 PM

I am missing one

WHY DO YOU LIVE ON S FUCKING FARM

I think

Niko

WHY DO YOU LIVE ON S FUCKING FARM

COVIS

8:17 PM

COVID

8:17 PM

MY MOM WAS BORED

Deleted User

I am missing one

I am not it is dark

Deleted User

MY MOM WAS BORED

DAMN MINE JUST GOT DEPRESSED

duck on a pergola what will she do

I just jumped up and down a lot and now I can’t breathe

Niko

DAMN MINE JUST GOT DEPRESSED

NAH THAT WAS ME

Deleted User

duck on a pergola what will she do

Woooo

Niko

I just jumped up and down a lot and now I can’t breathe

Deleted User

NAH THAT WAS ME

MY MOM@JUST GOT REALLY FUCKING DEPRESSED SDB MAD AND SHIT MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE STARTED A RARM

SOUNDS LIKE ME

8:21 PM

LMAO

Deleted User

I like jumping

IG I SHOULDVE STARTED A FARM?

WELL YOU HELPED

8:22 PM

I want to jump again

Niko

WELL YOU HELPED

I AM THE MUSCLE

8:23 PM

(I am not strong and I hate this damn farm and want nothing to do with it)

Based

8:23 PM

My family has a chimney company

oh damn

Chimney company indirectly ruined my life put it’s chill

my family is having money problems and despite having a farm that doesn't break even my mom won't sell any animals and has just had more goat kids, some to keep istg

What

but keep complaining about the prices that definitely wouldn't be better if you had less goats to feed

We just…. Went on welfare instead of selling animals

what is that

The government gives us pity money

oh

8:26 PM

I don't think we have that

8:27 PM

although she has been translucent about money

8:27 PM

not telling me what happens

8:27 PM

just saying we don't have enough

My family doesn’t talk about money but I know we don’t have it

oh shit I just realized how much cheese was on that burger

Oh

gods damn it

8:28 PM

brb

L lactose intolerant

FUCK YOU

8:32 PM

okay fuck lactose tbh

Ha

but also cheese is worth

8:33 PM

you're in the minority

8:33 PM

bitch

My stepmom texted me very ominously

oh no

……

m i s s h o l y a l a b a m a

Yep! My dad is in my phone as baby demon

8:36 PM

my contacts are in my phone as their namrs

8:36 PM

because ocd

8:36 PM

everyone’s full name

Yeah none of mine are full names I like code when someone sees my notifications they have no clue who I’m texting

oh lmao

Except my mom who put her own contact in

I have nicknames set

Niko

Except my mom who put her own contact in

change it it would be funny

Deleted User

I have nicknames set

so like ill say “text mom” and it'll text my mom

It was mother then she got mad and Changed it

LMAO

8:38 PM

why so aggressive with the 3’s

8:38 PM

like calm down woman

…..who are you asking to calm down? Cause

oh fuck I'm becoming my mother that's what she would say

Niko

…..who are you asking to calm down? Cause

YOUR MOM DID SHE NOT CHANGE IT?

NO SHE DID IM JOKING BC WHEN HAS MY MOTHER EVER BEEN CALM

LMFAO

I should probably text my stepmom back

8:40 PM

Kinda scared

oh no

Im calling it shes either going to attempt to have an incredibly uncomfortable conversation about womanhood or something

ew

8:43 PM

gross

8:43 PM

bits yuck

8:43 PM

or just gender in general yuck

It’s bc she texted me Individually we always text in a gc with me her and my dad

damn

8:44 PM

my dad never texts

My dad never knows where his phone is

it's like a 25/75 if he calls if it's an emergency/he wants to show me Pokemon cards

8:45 PM

he doesn't call either lmao

Fair

8:45 PM

I texted back im scared

gl

Ufudjddjjdjdjdjdjd It’s fine im probably freaking out over nothing

8:48 PM

NUG

8:48 PM

HELP

8:49 PM

IM KFKFFKFKFKKFFKEJJDJSSHHDJFJFJF

oh no

8:50 PM

what happened

NUG NUG NUG NUG

8:50 PM

It’s kinda fine

what did she say

She’s saying that I told her there was no 8th grade graduation when I didn’t

???

I just said I didn’t know the date and now she’s pissed

Bc she saw it on my moms Facebook

have you heard hit song Bezos I by Bo Burnham

Mhmmmm

is that yes

Yes

oh pog

8:54 PM

jeffrey bezos

8:54 PM

I almost said jeffrey bozo

Based actually

hru

Aaaaaaaa

8:55 PM

Hru

same tbh

8:55 PM

/neg

Same

8:57 PM

When is a good time to get my stepmom to stop yelling at me and instead invite her to the school production of you’re a good man Charlie browm

idk

8:57 PM

never

8:57 PM

don't invite her

She wants to go

L? maybe she shouldn't yell at you?

She probably forgot

8:58 PM

They always forget

real

Nope she remembered

oof

At least they’re not coming the same day as my mom

t-t

Im gonna Fuck up abd theyre all gonna seeeeee

you wont king

9:03 PM

it'll be okay

Okay

I don’t like messing up

I don't either king

I know no one does ig

some people just don't care ig (edited)

9:09 PM

BASED

REALLLLLLL

Deleted User

some people just don't care ig (edited)

That’s stupid

niko can you give me distractions /nf

Indeed helloooooo

hiiiiii I am anxiety

Hi anxiety I’m Niko nice to meet you

...

Are you dotting at the dad joke or the fact that I said I don’t know anxiety

dad joke

I had tooooo

9:17 PM

It’s in the contracttttt

gimme a sec to work out the anxiety

https://twitter.com/jermastims/status/1651738015046287361?s=20

jerma sensory bot ☆ (@jermastims)

https://t.co/ayK2KloFRI

Yum

mug on the ground

10:02 PM

what will he do (edited)

Oooo

I am looking at sky

Niko and gabe core

why is he trying to kill you

Yk just band kid things

...

Wdym your friends don’t try to kill you

well

5:27 PM

i don't have irls really

5:27 PM

but

5:27 PM

the ones i have do not try to kill me

Oh

woo!!

Aaaaaaaaa there are people here for the show

aaaaaaaaaaaa

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa scary

reak

5:37 PM

real

Explodes

5:40 PM

800 people are going to see if I mess up

you won'tttttttt it'll be fineeeeeeee

Mmmmmmmm okayyyy

Aaaaaaaaaaa it’s innermission

you did well!!

Well you see I still have half the show to mess up

but that's half the show you haven't

7:15 PM

so

Yeah the first half is the harder part

yeah!!

7:17 PM

meaning there was a higher chance for you to mess up

7:17 PM

but you didn't

7:17 PM

meaning you're gonna do well!!

Mhm!

my brother broke a chair!!

7:19 PM

he has broken two now

Woooooo

you think he’d learn

It’s okay I broke a wooden piano like 40 minutes

7:20 PM

Ago

lmao

7:20 PM

o7

And then I made my kids fix it with black tape!

damn

7:21 PM

o7

They are my stage children

LMFAO

They call my mom

7:23 PM

Me

pog!!

And I tell them to move things

only kids you're ever gonna have /Idonthaveatoneforthisyoupick

Niko

And I tell them to move things

based

I like kids I’d be scared of fucking them up what if I mess up and they hate me

REAL

What if I traumatizeeeee themmmmmm

so true

7:27 PM

what if they like need help and shit I can barely help myself

The only thing I have left to fuck up is bows

you got this king!!

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what if they like need help and shit I can barely help myself

SO REAL LIKE I CAN HELP MY SIBLINGS BUT ALSO (edited)

REAL

I can help my brother better than myself but that’s different

same!!

8:00 PM

except

8:00 PM

i can't

8:00 PM

help anyone

It’s that fun time where we play the game of ✨is Niko getting picked up today?✨

oh no

But we did it!

woo!!

8:31 PM

proud of you king

And now we do it again tomorrow

...oh

Yeah Lmao

Bro my dad threw out all the living room furniture and didn’t buy new things-

hwat

Nug there is nothing in my living room

Everything is going wrong if there’s a single thing you can think about that could go wrong in a play it has gone wrong today

oh no

The lights aren’t working

7:07 PM

None of the mics are working

7:07 PM

No one is in the right spots

7:08 PM

They keep trying to make the leads switch mics but it doesn’t fucking matter because NONE OF THE MICS ARE WORKING

oh no

Yeha

7:17 PM

New development the audio randomly cut ougmr

7:17 PM

Out

o7

Nug im going to die /nsrs

oh my

7:22 PM

uhhh

7:22 PM

good luck o7

Wooooo

you still look different even in video

I look bad bc I’ve been outside all day

also congrats! you look like 10 to 12 (edited)

5:05 PM

leaning 12

Wooooooo

You and your little thing you’ve got going on with changing apps

/lh

fuck social media

Fair

1:44 PM

I want to leave twitter so bad but there are too many people there that I need to like check on

Fair

My head hurtssss

you ever sit and realize that your entire online presence was living behind a mask in one way or another and now that the facade is up to both the mask and the person behind it you realize that you're scared as hell of everything or is that just me

No i do that irl and then am myself online

damn I do it irl and online

Everyday I sit here 30 minutes before lunch sign ups close and worry that I forgot to sign up for lunch and everyday I have always signed up for lunch

9:06 AM

We get in trouble if we don’t sign up

that one time I said I wanted the mirror out of my room was the best fucking choice ever

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Okay in my defense I actually had something I needed to do and sign up for today

Deleted User

that one time I said I wanted the mirror out of my room was the best fucking choice ever

Based

wahoo

I had to go to wind ensamble (11th and 12th grade band) rehearsal today it was terrifying

did you win

Uh I didn’t get yelled at

11:13 AM

They kept trying to explain basic music terms to me that I already knew lmao

damn

11:17 AM

better that you already know than don't

Fair

why are you togepi and pikachu

12:25 PM

if i may ask

Bc cozy

funky

would it be worth it to go to jail to ddos my school's website

Uh no

pleeeeeeease

Don’t go to jail it’s not very nice there

6:51 PM

Trust I’ve been inside of jails many times

it would be funny

Mmmmmmmmm true

I got attacked by a hay feeder today

I’m having a sad conversation with someone on here and I assumed this was them and instead I saw this /lh

sorry

️‍

8:05 PM

wrong emoji but funny

It’s fine Lmao it just caught me off guard

8:06 PM

Anyway

8:06 PM

Elaborate

well

8:06 PM

my mom asked someone to come to help cut the goats’ hooves

8:07 PM

so we went into the barn with the hay feeder behind me

8:07 PM

and I went to stand up

8:07 PM

and got nailed in the back by the corner

Ah lovely

8:08 PM

You have quite interesting stories

I have a quite “interesting” life

Okay Tbf the most interesting thing to happen to me today is like literally nothing I cannot think of anything actually

fair

I fell walking in the way home and asked my mom to pick me up

oh

I do that regularly

8:16 PM

I’m

8:16 PM

Really bad at walking

8:16 PM

And not passing out

oh

8:16 PM

damn

Have you ever passed out in a school hallway before

bc I have

i have not

It’s kinda scary lol

8:17 PM

Lots of people

have you ever had a panic attack in a bathroom at an establishment

I have I have

oh

8:18 PM

cool

8:18 PM

i did at the place where nico works

Silly

8:19 PM

I did it at place where I worked

oh damn

There were no children around

(edited)

there were children at my place

But you weren’t in charge of them

i wasn't!

See at work I was usually in fact in charge of the children

i did not work there meaning i was not

This all makes logical sense

i did work at a different place but that is separate

Yeah

8:23 PM

I miss my job tbh

8:23 PM

Sometimes

i don't

I miss eveiiiiiii and the other children they’re so silly

8:25 PM

What am I meant to do if I don’t have 6 year olds to hang on my arms and 4 years olds to put me in jail

LMAO

I had a kid who I would walk around with her fucking hanging off my arm like a sloth

damn

That arm was very strong by the end of the summer

lmao

8:28 PM

i work out by picking up chicken feed and hay

8:28 PM

it is

8:28 PM

hard

Fair

8:28 PM

That sounds hard

heavy

8:28 PM

like 50 lbs for the feed

Silly

8:29 PM

Idk how much 7 year olds weigh but whatever that is

~39 to ~74 lbs

Sure that

!

!?

‽

שקדי גדי ידיד

i don't speak that language <3

It’s a keyboard smash

8:36 PM

Just in Hebrew

i don't speak it still!

I know !

8:37 PM

I do !!

i am criming

Hm?

crimes

Woo

it's so funny because I have a female irl and her parents don't want me talking to her (I look talk and act (sometimes) like a cishet amab) when I have no weird intentions (I'm literally aroace)

Fair

10:19 PM

I was texting gabe the other day and smiling and my stepmom went “are you texting a boyyyy?” Like yes but he is gay and under the impression that I’m a girl

I feel my thing is weird cishet amab 8th-12th graders setting a bad standard and your thing is parents setting weird expectations for their children

Fair

10:24 PM

My thing is that my parents don’t believe woman deserve to be happy /hj

damn do your parents work at my school because that is a similar thing to what motherfucker mcdicknuts thinks

No but im sure they could ^^ im not allowed to dye my hair even though both of my younger brothers are because “god wouldn’t want me to change my body”

not your body, it's actually your hair

10:27 PM

body moding is changing your body

Fully aware

As well as piercings

That’s just what they say

10:28 PM

I have my ears pierced from when I was little (i ended up letting the holes close lol) but I’m not allowed anything else

I want ear piercings but school says “FUCK YOU!!”

See I asked for my ears to be pierced because the kids at dance class had pierced ears and then I immediately decided that I hated it

pff

Niko starrybooz in dance class was quite the era (I did not enjoy it)

I did karate that one time (this seems relevant)

Based my grandmother taught me karate

10:33 PM

See my mom would make me do activities and at first she just put me in dance and then I was like no so she put me in swimming and then soccer and then softball and then acting and then softball again and then Jesus Christ Can I have a break

my mom gave up eventually

I think all im doing this year is jazz band and math league

10:35 PM

wahoo

10:36 PM

good luck

10:37 PM

actually correction she didn't give up I'm “working” at a place on Wednesday nights and then going to a thing at the same place right after and I'm going to start guitar lessons soon

Woooo silly

10:38 PM

Im also doing robotics shit but I think I got out of actually competing this year maybe

NICE!!

10:38 PM

I'm doing robotics shit at my wednesday “work”

10:39 PM

my mom and the person who runs the thing and my grandma all wanted me to compete in the team so I came up with guitar as a compromise for not doing it

We don’t have a competition team at my school anymore because all girls school there’s nit enough interest

10:42 PM

The fact that we have a math league is like fucking revolutionary to them

LMAo

10:43 PM

This is fair

slight change

10:45 PM

spot the difference

Catmaid is crazy

he decided to be amazing

Silly

Why are you friends with a cishet white man ew /lhj

he infiltrated

I didnt even know those existed in the internet

on this side of the internet*

Fair

10:48 PM

I have never met a cis girl on this side of the internet

I have

I have met cis men

I have multiple cis woman friends

Online friends? Silly

yeah

10:49 PM

all of my irls (like three) are cis women too

10:50 PM

what's weird is I know cis and trans men and cis women and I know a shit ton of enbies but not a single trans woman

I know at least 4

10:51 PM

Including you

wowowow!!

10:52 PM

I am that (edited)

One of them was irl

I want to know trans women they would be helpful on figuring out how to be one

See the ones I know are on Twitter so

hate that app

10:55 PM

ooh I get to tell nico about wii remotes, masks, and social media this weekend

Real me too

10:55 PM

Wooooooo

not masks like the ones I ranted about the other day I mean like a horse mask

Silly

oh can I show you my halloween costume it’s this https://youtu.be/L46iCN6MBFM

TomSka

HORSE

10:56 PM

I might even wear the dress and all

Silly

10:57 PM

My Halloween costume is my dnd character

ooh funky

11:13 PM

I like music

Silly

the worst part of having a long ass playlist is that I don't get certain songs for months

Fair

help it’s cold

7:14 AM

I have shit to do outside and it's 60 degrees

Get a jacket idk

I don't wanna commit unless I'm wearing it 24/7 and its going to be a bit to warm soon

7:17 AM

why am I. Complaining.

7:17 AM

sorry

It’s fine

7:17 AM

I have nothing better to do

wahoo

7:18 AM

I do

Im taking pictures of my engineering notebook to submit them wooo so exciting

7:20 AM

I could read this book actually

7:21 AM

But quite frankly I don’t want to

one day i’m going to get rammed by a goat and like die

7:21 AM

probably

If you died because you got rammed by a goat I’d laugh at you /lh

damn

7:23 AM

fair

Id be sad but I’d also laugh at you

it would be funny

7:23 AM

what do you think I would put in my will

7:24 AM

“my $2.50 goes to the dog”

Based actually

“my omori plushies go to france”

Idk my will would just be “don’t touch my shit if my brothers want something they Can have it”

I don't have anything of note really other than the plushies

7:27 AM

“subscribe”

Put all of my school awards in a damn paper shredder don’t let my mom have them

boom just wrote my will

Silly

Niko

Put all of my school awards in a damn paper shredder don’t let my mom have them

the trick for me is I don't have any awards

I have an award with the president’s signature

(this sounds a lot more impressive then it is)

damn

7:29 AM

I have a second place award from one thing in elementary school

7:29 AM

there were two people running

Love that for you

7:30 AM

Idk how I get awards honestly I don’t do anything anymore

I remember my mom saying something to the effect of “they can just give you nothing if your thing is crappy enough” and I don't think they can

Lmao

7:31 AM

Mine are mostly certificates and most of them are crumpled up anyway

Niko

Idk how I get awards honestly I don’t do anything anymore

fair

Niko

Mine are mostly certificates and most of them are crumpled up anyway

based

The one with the president’s signature has cupcake icing on it

yum

7:32 AM

can I eat it

Sure Lmao

is it good paper at least

Yeah it’s nice paper

do you think it tastes good

I have a really nice one that my name is misspelled on

lmao

We were sitting there and I was with my band teacher and they were still announcing awards and shit and I just tapped her shoulder and showed it to her and she offered to have it fixed for me but I said it was fine

lmfao

7:35 AM

you should've and then eaten the old one

7:35 AM

like a goat

Silly

paper is chewy

Real Ik

help I have a minor eternal cold

Same

7:38 AM

Except mine has a diagnosis and explanation

or rather an eternal minor cold

Niko

Except mine has a diagnosis and explanation

L

7:39 AM

mine is just a shitty immune system

I am a sickly Victorian child

it was great and the pandemic happened

Niko

I am a sickly Victorian child

a sour patch kid would kill you instantly

I have never been in a good physical condition ever

L

7:41 AM

sorry the amab took over

L imagine

:(

Sorryyyy

I will bite you

7:50 AM

(I would probably take off your arm in the process)

Okay pull up to my math class and bite my arm off have fun

:3c

“What happened to your aerospace club?” “It got flagged for safety” “Oh why” “Apparently we can’t launch rockets into the sun”

7:57 AM

My school is insane

were you executing proper rocket safety measures

No because it was a student run club there was no adult

lmao

12:00 PM

were you instituting ANY safety measures?

i want to be rosalina she's so gender

I have just found a new headcanon: in a thing that I watch, there's a cow who’s entire thing is “i’m a real man” and my headcanon is that he’s trans as fuck

Based

he’s so silly

you ever listen to a song and it's an amazing song but it reminds you of bad things so you either have to bear with it or skip it

Yes

based

8:58 PM

with my fucking favorite band too

8:58 PM

one of my favorite albums

8:58 PM

damn this

Ew

amen

8:59 PM

you ever make a playlist solely because you had a few songs that were so gender

No but that’s based

"silly tgirl vibes"

9:11 PM

it starts very trans and gets less and less as you go on

Lmao

9:13 PM

I don’t feel gooooooood

don't

9:13 PM

do that

9:13 PM

<3

Mb mb I’ll stop

thanks <3

9:13 PM

"i'll get in a fight!" - me (edited)

Silly

i would

I would not

damn :/

9:47 PM

ignore me

Beautiful

i made an omori ship chart

10:02 PM

with! color coding

10:02 PM

purple is good, blue is fine, red is bad

Yippee

coq

10:19 PM

hahahaha

10:19 PM

sorry i'm sleep deprived

Same

wahooooooooooooo

10:21 PM

i almost fell asleep in class today and got clapped at by a teacher

Ew

i get to see nico tomorrow :D

10:32 PM

also I ACCIDENTALLY JOINED A VC WHILE PEOPLE WERE IN IT

Deleted User

i get to see nico tomorrow :D

Yippeeeee

Deleted User

also I ACCIDENTALLY JOINED A VC WHILE PEOPLE WERE IN IT

AAAAA

real

12:25 PM

they said it was fine though so I hung out for a while

Wooooooo

I like minecraft

12:31 PM

we should play stardew sometime

This is so real (we’ve been saying this for more than half a year)

real (real)

You getting this tropical storm shit? (edited)

yeah

Huge ass tree fell and is blocking the entire road to get out of my neighborhood lol

damn

Police are cutting it up with chainsaws

o7

Silly

my mom is not in a good mood today will be fun

/s

guess who’s gotten yelled at a bunch

Aaaaa

hey are you here because I need a distraction haha

Nodders

1:59 PM

2:00 PM

Sharks distract

Sharks

2:05 PM

haha

Mjm

2:05 PM

Whats wrong? /nfta

2:06 PM

More sillies

one of my friends was found on a bad side of Twitter (like bad bad) but it was one of their alters and I don't know what to do

Ah

2:07 PM

I thought it was this

2:07 PM

yeah

2:08 PM

I'm just

2:08 PM

so

2:08 PM

fucking

2:08 PM

I don't know what to do

2:09 PM

and it’s just fuckin

2:09 PM

I don't know

I know I’m sorry

it's okay it’s not your fault

I was part of the burner that put it out there btw I’ve known for awhile don’t be mad

2:12 PM

Sorry

I'm not

2:12 PM

I'm not

Okay

but still god damn it

2:12 PM

damn it!

2:12 PM

I am so

2:13 PM

I need a bit but I don't know how to stop fucking thinking so here I am

2:14 PM

I just need closure and an idea what to do but the three people who could help have, in order, done the thing that I'm stressing over, gone to bed, and tried and failed (edited)

2:15 PM

How much do you know?

I'm gonna get gray hairs by the end of the month at this rate

Niko

How much do you know?

I don't know how much there is to know, I've seen their post on Twitter but that's it

There’s a lot to know

2:16 PM

Did you know that they were a system?

I was there when they figured it out I believe

2:16 PM

or rather Jay stopped denying it

2:16 PM

So yea, I did

Okay

2:17 PM

Do you know that Wilbur was the one that did all the stuff right not the rest of them?

Yeah

2:17 PM

I know everything from the thread

Okay

God, I'm gonna use caps at this rate

2:18 PM

Because this needs emphasis

I Can fill in the blanks for you if you want because I do know. Everything unfortunately but if you would rather not know that’s okay

2:18 PM

Understandable if you dint want to know

I would prefer to have everything that could assist in making a decision

2:19 PM

If that's everything then so be it

Okay give me a second to kinda find the words I want

Got it

Sorry

All good

In mid august a close friend started to reach out to me and started to express to me that egg/Wilbur had been saying things that were making them uncomfortable

2:22 PM

On august 24th I told this friend that they could not remain being friends with Wilbur

2:23 PM

Wilbur had bpd and this person was Wilbur’s favorite person (bpd term look it up if you need to)

I'm listening

Wilbur would sexualize this person and talk about how they would hurt them if given a chance

2:24 PM

How well versed are you on age regression?

I know what it entails

2:25 PM

Vaguely

Okay this friend is an age regresser and Wilbur was their caregiver. Wilbur would sexualize them while regressed.

2:27 PM

On august 24th I received a dm from egg/Jay asking what the friend had told me

2:28 PM

In this conversation they admitted to everything that my friend had told me that Wilbur had done

2:28 PM

They also told me that Wilbur went dormant and that they were going to deactivate the poppy acc

2:28 PM

The poppy acc was deactivated while Wilbur was dormant

2:29 PM

But Wilbur came back and continued to tweet on the poppy account and just rebranded it so It didn’t seem like him

2:34 PM

Sorry if I didn’t fully explain that or something obviously I have proof from both the friend and from Jay/egg admitting stuff to me

I don't need the proof I understand

2:34 PM

Thank you

Okay sorry

2:36 PM

Lmk if you need anything you were really close and it’s a lot to process

it's okay

2:37 PM

I’ll be okay

2:37 PM

thanks

Ofc sorry again for causing issues

not your fault

I know but I’m instigating

youre nlt

2:49 PM

not

Okay

2:49 PM

I feel problematic

dont

I don’t hate them nor do I think that they are a terrible person I just think that the people who interact with them deserve to know

exactly

Thank you for getting it

Yeah

2:55 PM

I’m gonna go for a while

2:55 PM

Adios

Okay stay safe love you

ill be safe love you too

accept the friend ra

4:37 PM

rq

Done

Sorry

Basil?

niko?

Hi sorry

hi

You okay?

yeah

Okay

4:10 PM

Sorry

Broski are you sure you’re not mad at me lmao

sorry i took a nap

7:54 PM

"broski"

Everyone is Broski

wonderous

Unless you don’t want to be broski then you are not broski

i'd rather not

Okay good to know you are not broski

coolio

I think we might be done here.

Elaborate please

At least tell me what I did or what happened please

i don't fucking know

10:02 AM

but after sunday it’s just been weird

10:02 AM

and it’s become one sided

10:03 AM

i would assume you've noticed it too?

Yeah

there you go

If you see this no obligation to read it obviously. This is more for my peace of mind than it is truly for you to read. If you do read it and still think I’m being sensitive that’s fine.

2:51 PM

Also this is by no means me calling you an awful person you’re not. Im tired of everyone in this situation acting like any of us are fundamentally awful beings for things we did when we were 14-15

i was going to send something with two million words in it but all I have to say is this: I'm sorry. what I did was completely fucked up and in no way your fault. I just didn't see it at the time and I'm really sorry. i’d be cool to just pretend this never happened if it's all the same to you (though it’s cool if you don't want to speak to me anymore)

It’s okay I get it you were really stressed and I get that honestly I wasn’t even truly mad until you started doubling down with shal and that’s what really confused me because it all seemed so out of character for you. I would be down to just pretending like this never happened tbh I’ve missed you a lot and I’d be lovely for one damn thing to be normal-ish these days lmao.

yeah that was really dumb. all better?

Not quite just yet but I’m willing to try again

okay ^^

Love you

love you too

11:02 PM

have funny

Silly

when it was happening it said “join in!” at the end

Wait question rq

go

Did you come on to this account to apologize and then saw the letter thingy or did you read the letter and then want to apologize? (This has basically nothing to do with anything I just want to know the effectiveness of my stupid letter)

that’s more complicated of a question than you might think: I saw the fact that you sent a message, skimmed through it, realized I fucked up, and thought what I should say in the shower

11:06 PM

and then skimmed through with more detail

11:06 PM

I just grabbed the main vibe

Fair, I originally wasn’t going to sent it and yesterday I sent it to an anonymous forums thing and took all the names out (like unsent project type thing) and I thought that was gonna be it and then I woke up this morning and was like fuck it

well I wouldn't be here if you hadn't sent it so

Yeah I’m glad I did

11:09 PM

Also I definitely could’ve used less words I just started panicking and adding shit Lmao

fair

11:10 PM

i could've used more but decided you didn't deserve excuses so

This was not meant to work like this

I fully prepared for you to either not see it, not read it, or not care

11:11 PM

Im glad it did tho

well I mean

11:12 PM

technically 2 is true

11:12 PM

i really didn't read it

That’s fine

I repeat myself a lot lol

fair

Anyway I missed you

yeah

11:14 PM

i’m. Really sorry about that lmao

Thank you for having a god damn brain

only for a bit

11:15 PM

and after like a week

You were worrying me there for a second

sorry I am bad at people

11:16 PM

just like godawful

No it’s fine I know you’re not always great at emotions and that’s why the letter was genuine and not angry

which is an excuse and I said I wouldn't do that but I did whoops

Niko

No it’s fine I know you’re not always great at emotions and that’s why the letter was genuine and not angry

thanks

Anyway I’m gonna try to sleep night night

night